all the basic white girls at my work are obsessed with this place. Is it actually good or just typical processed sugarslop?
>typical processed sugarslop >:|>typical processed sugarslop, CUTE PACKAGING! :O
>>22107750I've never tried it and never will, I've seen countless tiktok where the shit is fucking raw in the middle. It's also like 1000 calories for one cookie.
>>22107750No, it is not very good. Their cookies are too big, absolutely saccharine, overpriced and sometimes completely raw in the middle. This one vendor used to bring them to my old office and no one ate them except for the women and the shop manager. Ironically, there was once a small mint and chocolate cake which was very good, but it was not very sweet which helped. Dont waste your money. Not worth it.
>>22107759>is fucking raw in the middle.never tried crumbl but that's not a bad thing. cookie dough is delicious. All cookies should be baked medium rare
>>22107750Mine too. There's a Starbucks and a Crumbl within walking distance of the office and one girl gets a cookie and some venti drink every single day. Wouldn't be surprised if she spends $100 a week on those 5 cookies and 5 coffees.
>>22107750There's a really nice bakery and ice cream parlor combo in my town called Crumb. I thought it was a Crumbl franchise until I noticed they served ice cream and checked it outAll handmade. They project the flintstone on the brick wall. No chairs, but they do make the pies and bread and shit where you can see. Makes really good sourdough. They also give you like a half pint of ice cream on each scoop. Only have six flavors cause its homemade, but its great.
>>22107765>crumbl cookie: $6>venti starbucks: about $7 just for iced coffee, easily more depending on what she getsso after tax $15 a day, or $75 a week and $300/month just for morning treats.
>>22107755it's literally this. the cute packaging tricks the foid brain into thinking its quality, but it's not. the same exact reason normies obsess over crapple products.
>>22107773Oh cool
>>22107765That's actually insane every single day lol. Is she morbidly obese? I clean health clinics at night and the women there are obviously fat disgusting slops, won't eevn flush a shit just close the door. One the phlebotomist always has some kind of sugary drink in her trash.
>>22107750>Is it actually good or just typical processed sugarslop?100% style over substance.They sell the idea of a good boutique cookie shop more than a good cookie.The only thing they've done well with the food is master juxtaposition. The cookies manage to taste like too much raw flour and raw sugar simultaneously; half the cookie is over-baked and half under-baked; parts of the cookie lumped with toppings and other parts devoid of the cookie's signature flavor.That one cookie you managed to choke down a small bit of to keep the emotional mess in the office from having a breakdown? Yeah, they discontinued that one. Crumbl is the end result of instagram food pic posturing.I've caught more than one person taking half a cookie for appearances than immediately throwing it away in a wrapped up napkin when they thought nobody was looking.Just absolute trash-tier Emperor's-New-Clothes bullshit.
Shallow garbage. The customer base is 100% women and gay men.
>>22107750Ughglaah! NO!I have women in my life, so I've been to Crumbl like two or three times before in the past, and have tried a couple different flavours. I enjoy cookies and sweets as much as the next normal person, so idgaf that it's instagram cookies, cause if it's good then it's good and if it's bad it's bad. The cookeis are certainly pretty, as in like, quite round, large, and well adorned. As for their taste, the first thing you notice is that they are disgustingly sweet. Odds are that they use as a preservative, but also the fact that there are some people who... fucking like it??? Idk, even my niece mentioned that they were very sweet in an unpleasant way. The cookies are also very soft. They aren't molassessy, fudgey soft, but more so a high-flour softness - a texture that I am not the biggest fan of in the world of cookies. I'm sure the sugar also adds to the softness too. I don't recall the flavours I've tried, as it's been years ago. I believe the only one I just barely enjoyed was a cinnamon one. Since crumbl changes flavours around, I couldn't tell you which.
>>22107750YOU JUST KNOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!YASQUEENSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
>>22107775I spend this on gas station egg sandwiches and energy drinks
>>22107781>Gay men selling women overpriced cookies to make them fat and ugly Actually rabbinic behavior at work here.
>>22107750the cookies are basically all the same base, and not necessarily a good one, and serve just to have a ton of meme toppings. it's mostly sugar + looks good on instagram.
fuck it I'm going to try some tonight. Will report back with pics and review.
>>22107993looking forward to it
>>22107750>watch too much TikTok>eat Crumbl Cookie and Kool Aid Pineapple>die
>>22107762Id rather make my own cookie dough to eat raw since i know what ive done to it. Who knows what the minimum wage teenagers are doing in the kitchen at crumbl
>>22107964Congrats anon, youre a moron with your money
>>22107775God damn lol>>22107791No she's quite slim. She looks like a stereotypical like small blonde office worker and does all the typical white girl things, so I'm not surprised she likes Crumbl and Starbucks so much.
>>22108067I have a sneaking suspicion all these girls scarfing down bougie cookies are all secretly bulimic.
>>22107750The chocolate chip, cornbread, and monster cookie are all good. The rest Ive had from them have been either too sweet or just kind of whatever
>>22107993alright di/ck/s, here's my hard and honest review. From top to bottom: pink sugar cookie, chocolate chip, chocolate lava cake, smore.>initial impressions: these cookies are indeed enormous, and heavy. Thank god, because it cost me 25 freedom dollars for this whole box. Should be enough sugarslop to last me 3 or 4 days.>pink sugar cookie: off to a bad start. The texture is nothing like I hoped. I was expecting a soft, gooey sugar cookie. this texture is more like dry cake. Even worse than that though, is the icing on the top. It makes the cookie WAY too sweet, while adding no additional flavor. Highly disappointing, as sugar cookies are my favorite cookie. Will scrape the icing off whenever I go back to finish this one.>chocolate chip: judging from their promotional pictures, it looks like the one I got was quite overcooked. But that might have actually worked in my favor. Unlike the sugar cookie, this one has a nice blend of textures, crispy edges and good, soft interior. It's nothing mind blowing, but a solid and classic chocolate chip cookie.>lava cake: this was the best of the bunch. Surprisingly wasn't too sweet. Good dark chocolate flavor and great velvety texture on the bottom. Whipped cream on top was a good addition. Came with additional fudge in a side cup that I chose to ignore, as more sweetness is the last thing I need right now. That being said, there is nothing "cookie" about this, its a miniature cake. >smores: like the sugar cookie, I really thought this was going to be a lot better than what I got. The marshmellows on top were pretty awful, and there's no marshmellow in the cookie itself. It really doesn't taste smores-like at all, more like a snickerdoodle. That being said it's not bad, and has a good texture like the chocolate chip. But very weak, almost nonexistent "smore" flavor.
>>22108152final impressions:>meh. I definitely understand the criticisms in this thread. the cookie base tastes too similar to each other. the sugar cookie was undercooked, and not in the "gooey cookie dough" kind of way. Too much flour overall. I would definitely avoid any cookie with icing on it. But not the worst pastries I've ever bought, either. If they were cheaper, I would come back and try different flavors. But as it is, you are clearly overpaying for nice packaging and visual appeal.
>>22107791Sybau janny
>>22108152I don't care about the review for di/ck/s. Could you please rewrite this review for /d/icks?
>>22107750I'm a white girl and Crumbl cookies gave me hives.
>>22108152Amerifriends, how many calories and grams of sugar is this box?
>>22107750As general advice for life; always do the opposite of what white girls do
>slop>instagrammable slop for women
They show up at work sometimes and the only one I enjoy is the tres leches cake. It's still too big though and I think the whole thing is a scam to bulk sell for more profit. People also soypog over big cookies like they do over big dicks, neither one lives up to the hype and leave you feeling uncomfortable. The average cookie and average cock are best
>>22107777Apple has always been better than M$ on account of having an actual unix-based OS and unfortunately Google is starting to make Android worse than iOS.
>>22107765Let people emjoy things!!!Also, what are you, poor?
