At what point is it no longer really a salad?
>>22108999At that point. That is just an italian sub in a bowl
what make something a salad anyways?
>>22108999Why don’t you pick up a dictionary and find out for yourself?I guessing Special Ed classes are on recess.
>>22109009For Americans it's any single ingredient and mayonnaise. Probably because they're fat.
>>22108999salad is a french word for vegetable.now you know.
>>22109016rude
>>22108999imo, it's gotta be more than 60% veggies or fruit. If it's more than 10% fruit as well, then it's a fruit saladThose numbers are just out of my ass
>>22109017it doesnt even need mayo.snickers and apple with whipped cream is a salad in the US
>>22109082Can they deep fry it for me?
To me meat and cheese are not a part of a salad.You are going against the ethos of a salad at that point, it's meant to be a bowl of leafy greens.
>>22109090what about egg salad
>>22109136That's using "salad" as a word to describe a mixture of things cut up roughly.If you are putting cut up eggs into a salad you are pushing it, boy.
>>22108999What do you even do with that? Are you supposed to finish the chopping yourself, then put in a separate bowl and mix it up? That's not a salad. That's a job that's only half-done.
>>22108999I see lettuce. It's a salad.
>>22109017But there are not fat people where you hail from. Which is somewhere that's not America. We kneel to your fit culture.
>>22109088Yes, it's called a state fair.
>>22109140Chef salad and Cobb salad have HB egg. And egg salad is its own salad like chicken salad or tuna salad. Never has salad meant only 'healthy leaves and veggies'.
>>22108999that was made by a place that doesn't care about salads. like a pizzeria
>>22109933Right before he died, Moe when around telling everybody that Curly was basically retarded.
>>22109007salad is a side course mealso it's really like you are just eating a sub in a bowl if that's all you got
>>22109009A a mix of a bunch of cold stuff in a bowl
I'm honestly annoyed by how little lettuce you get when ordering a salad these days
New jannies are online and haven’t been housebroken yet, so I can’t do my usually NYC people screed.In its place: That’s not a salad. You should seek greener pastures in a different geolocation than the one you’re currently a renter in. I promise the salads will be better and you’ll be healthier and happier.
>>22109009Salt. That's what salad means. Salted. You can have pasta salad, rice salad, potato salad, ham and cheese salad.>>22110000Based day on the beach with pasta salad hater. Have an umbrella to hide from the sun. Grats on the pretty digits.The original salade Olivier (better known today as Russian salad) by Belgian chef Lucien Olivier had lobster, spiny lobster, partridge, grouse, caviar, hard-boiled eggs, Boulogne sausage (not to be confused with American Bologna or Italian mortadella), veal tongue, roast beef, truffles, smoked salmon and anchovies. As well as the vegetables still used today.
>>22110199it's not NYC, dingus
>>22110223Yes it is.>t. OP
>>22110223>>22110226It's Wethersfield, in central Connecticut.
>>22109938Americans really believe this shit then wonder why they're on my 600lb life
>>22110217that doesn't sound right
>>22109044Checks out though.
>>22109140Turd salad
Does anyone remember the Jack on the Go episode where goes to some mom and pop restaurant and he gets a "salad" covered in ham and cheese and eggs and he covered the whole thing in thousand island dressing? It was an abomination. I think the "salad" was the thumbnail.
>>22110317We are rich and can afford these things. Europe is poor and can't have such things. Those of you who came here for the World Cup get it now.
>>22108999there's really no need for a salad to have more than 30g protein, so beyond that
>>22110666Not rich enough to not doing like a retard though it seems.
>>22110217>Uhm you asked me my salary but i actually spend very little on salt
>>22108999this is a native meal where I live. it's french fries with salad as side
>>22111165Wurstsalat?Never had it but it looks good.
>>22111170>Wurstsalatyes that's right. you can also add cheese. it's vinegary, kind of the german variant of bong fries with vinegar
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>>22110217> This evolved into the Old French salade, eventually entering the English language in the 14th century. It is derived from the Latin root sal, meaning "salt," because Romans seasoned their greens with brine or salty dressings>seasoned their greens>greensImo putting some shrimps, mayo and herbs in a bucket and calling it a "salad" is fucking ridiculous.
>>22109925this. that shit isn’t finished
>>22108999The Onion had a great big mac salad recipe some years ago. Wish I had saved it. It was pretty funny.
>>22108999That's a deconstructed subway sub, if it's anything.
>>22108999where is the salad? i only see ham and cheese
>>22111165uhhhhh
>>22109943Because of his stroke?
>>22108999cold food with a dressing is a salad
>>22111753So if I pour dressing on bread that's salad
>>22111165imagine the braps
>>22108999Technically as long as it's small, mixed bullshit in one dish, it's a saladYou can add anything to it. If you add something big, let's say a pancake for the sake of argument, it just becomes salad with pancake.
>>22112376>cartoon poster opinion discarded
>>22112385It's not an opinion, though.it's a fact
>>22112386It's not.
>>22112403It's the actual definition of "salad"Watch your tone before you speak to me again
Burmese tend to call everything a salad
>>22112385DB is not weeb animu though, it sure as hell isn't one of those qt loli nu-weeb shit, it' halal as fuck, specially season 1
>>22114095> not weeb anime It’s certainly still weeb anime, it’s just full of buff little men Anti anime posters deserve to be ignored though
>>22108999if there is more cheese+meat than veggies, it's no longer a salad. More of a sandwhich without bread.
