It's too dangerous
>>22111775I think this in combination with the poo water in McDonald's ice cubes article should cement anyone who frequents or endorses fast food chains as on par with Indians. You don't really get to talk shit about people to whom toilets are a novel discovery if you order your foot lettuce from shit smeared screens and then rag about your in-app savings on 4chan.
Kek. It's never what they blame first.There was an ecoli scare in Europe a few years ago and they said it was Spanish cucumbers. Turned out it was a hippie organic farm bathing their soy sprouts in doodoo
>>22111775it's the 21st century and third worlders still don't understand you can't shit on the food you eat
Raw greens are the largest cause of food intoxication, far beyond seafood and mushrooms, nothing new here.Not surprising considering that on the field what ever wants to can get on there, they usually have nooks and crannies which are not reached when washing them and they often are not cooked but eaten raw.
>>22111775You think this could spread to europe or we good over here?
>>22111792doodoo is basically fertilizer and used all over the world as such
>>22111792yeah fuck that shit. i'm more of a glyphosate man myself.
>>22111809You're good because European vegetables are picked by people who know that you need to wash your hands after wiping your ass
>>22111775thank god im a fat fuck and never eat lettuce or any vegetables, whos laughing now skinny diarrhea heads??
>>22111792Why is it always sprouts? All the outbreaks of illness due to sprouts over the years made start home sprouting and not eating raw sprouts at restaurants. Now I can grow more sprouts than I know what to do with in five days on my kitchen counter.
>>22111792Correct, and in this case it's Taylor Farms.
This happens so often, compared to the relative scarcity of widespread food poisoning caused by meat, because fresh vegetables don't get cooked and are delivered to you by a massive industrial system, that while it uses all kinds of automated cleaning methods, cannot get rid of all contaminants 100% of the time. This is why you get your own vegetables, and then use this on them.
>>22111841I have a better solution. No fresh food in fast food allowed. It is now just meat and cheese.
>>22111787you have a lot of anger
>>22111846he doesi admire it
>>22111787It's sad, isn't it? I remember when 4chan was an elitist board. Oh wait.
>>22111797Only "first worlders" are so genetically inferior that poop harms them
>>22111797The outbreak is in America tho?
this just happens every decade as the farmers slowly forget the last outbreak and stop enforcing hygiene rules for beaner workersthis time the internet is just much browner that last time
>>22111920unreal cope
>>22111928First/Second/Third world originally referred to one's sphere of influence in the Cold War but nowadays "first world" refers to countries with the state capacity to do things like monitor and prevent standard disease outbreaks and "third world" to countries that can't. With the US government's restructuring in recent years, they became a third world country.
This is Trumps America folks. You could've had a sensible centre left candidate with Harris but instead you chose diarrhea forever
>>22112160Musk is to blame for a lot actually. He gave you screwworms and probably this as well. Just wait for an airborne Ebola to develop in Africa.
>>22112051>>22112160>>22112168Samefag. No one cares. Take your third world ass back to pol or reddit and let us /ck/ post in peace
>>22112168>>22112175>Trump admin shuts down department that monitors and tracks parasites >People start shitting their insides out due to said parasites no longer being tracked>DURRRRRRRR UR THIRD WORLD I WANT TO SHUT MY EARS AND EYES AND WORSHIP TRUMP STILL It's fucking over lol
>>22112175but anon you live in the third world
>>22112188The CDC hasn't been shut down, you moron. They figured out where the parasite came from.
>>22112175>admitting you're a big fat loser that's a yikes for me dog
>>22112209>admitting you're a third world poltardOh no no no
>>22112249Evidently you know the venacular. Go with it bro
>>22112253>doesn't even bother denying he's a third world poltard samefagIt's joever
>>22112265I'm not. Those that aren't don't have to respond to retards like you even though I did. >It's Joeverand I'm the retard :-(
>>22112272>Those that aren't don't have to respond to retards like you even though I did.It's heart warming you're such a martyr for the thirdie poltards who can't defend themselves. You're like the Rebel Alliance standing up to the Empire.
>>22112300Sorry I ruined your thread bro. Not.
>>22112309>Sorry I ruined your thread bro. NotThis is you accepting you have nothing else to say because you're a stupid poltard who comes here to shit up threads with your third worldism. And I didn't make this thread, stupid.
>>22112206Can you point out in my comment where I said the CDC was shut down?
>>22111775ingesting small amount of brown people's poop is just part of living in western society chudcel
>>22112413>Trump admin shuts down department that monitors and tracks parasitesRight there. That's what the CDC does and it hasn't been shut down. >inb4 foodnet>FoodNet was established in July of 1995, and it is a collaborative program amongst the CDC, 10 state health departments, and the USDA’s Food Safety and Inspection Service.>The 10 states that participate in FoodNet are: California, Colorado, Connecticut, Georgia, Maryland, Minnesota, New Mexico, New York, Oregon and Tennessee. The programme's surveillance covers roughly 16 percent of the U.S. population.>The network had previously surveilled pathogens that cause food poisoning infections, including campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and Yersinia.>Reporting of those pathogens began in 1996, but became optional in 2025, according to information published on the FoodNet website.The largest cyclosporiasis outbreak is in Michigan which isn't even tracked by FoodNet.
>>22111838tips and/or resources?
>>22111860If you cannot tell the difference between the average 4channer 2012 and 2026 then you are willfully ignorant or part of the problem
>>22111928Which is importing the third world because first worlders are too lazy to pick their own lettuce.
>>22111775The Ancients thought eating raw fruits and vegetables was unsafe because it would rot in your stomach, so the upper class demanded their fruits and vegetables be baked, cooked, fermented, salted, smoked, etc. Only peasants were willing to eat raw fruits and vegetables, and risk disease.
>>22111928americans all eat food made by black people Theretofore they eat an extreme amount of poo
Did someone die yet?
>>22111792weird pattern invented on the spot to defend the honor of a trillionaire shit seller. impressive
I ate taco bell and sharted myself two days in a row and almost once in the middle of work barley made it to the shitter. I would like have to quit my job if I shit myself at work
>>22111775>eat taco bell>shit yourselfclassic
>>22113080This. You don't need tainted lettuce to achieve that at TB
>>22111775guys, I'm starting to think that relying on comically destitute and over worked illegal aliens who don't speak a word of english to harvest all of our fruits and vegetables wasn't such a good idea after all!
I'm just surprised this doesn't happen more often with how little fucks are giving in the industry chain
>>22112188retarded faggot
>>22111775Taco bell has been selling you shit tacos
Latest news says that it isn't just Taco Bell being affected. Now they are recalling all lettuce sourced from central Mexico. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gw9n1kx9do
>>22113080F u . I should be able to sue taco bell if I eat and shit myself in the middle of shift making me have to quit and lose my job
>>22112623>The Ancients thought eating raw fruits and vegetables was unsafe because it would rot in your stomach, so the upper class demanded their fruits and vegetables be baked, cooked, fermented, salted, smoked, etc. Only peasants were willing to eat raw fruits and vegetables, and risk disease. Funny how centuries of good practice got fucked up because some niggerfaggot in the late-19th to early-mid-20th century decided he was smarter than that.
>>22111816I think he means hippie doodoo.
burger king foot lettuce
>>22111775It is NOT taco bells fault. It is the company that provides the lettuce to taco bell, and they also procide lettuce a shit load of other restaurants and super markets. It's a true mind boggler that taco bell is taking the publicity hit for this instead of the company producing packaging, and shipping out the contaminated lettuce. FUCK.
>>22113842>It's a true mind boggler that taco bell is taking the publicity hit for thisbecause they can take it. because they're the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
>>22111787it's not just taco bell, it's everything from taylor farms, a huge lettuce supplier whose produce also went into bagged salads at grocery stores.many american news stations are only reporting about the taco bell thing, because taco bell giving you the shits is already a meme and makes this seem like another wednesday.it hides the fact that this is a direct consequence of the federal government cutting funds for cyclosporiasis tracking by the CDC.mentioning only the states affected by the taco bell lettuce makes the problem seem smaller too, since a lot less states are affected by that for some reason. you could have bought the bagged salads in pretty much any us state.if you're mad at taco bell after your government allowed taylor farms to poison you by looking away, you're being a good goy.
>>22112571You're just old, little guy. Just an old man clinging to his youth - which he spent on 4chan (lmao)
>>22111928>>22113228BTFO
cook your lettuce
seems like a bad idea
You voted for this.
>>22114318>there were no foodborne illness outbreaks prior to 2024
>>22111775just eat cooked vegetables
>>22113964Remember, you too are here forever.
>>22111775Its only dangerous if you are weak. I like to diarhhea for weeks sometimes just for fun you zoomers make me laugh.
>>22114344So you're Indian?
Does no one wash pre packaged salad mixes?
>>22111775>be 'murican>eat lettuce>shit yourselfReally?
>>22111775>import indians>get explosive shitsPottery
>>22113842>personally offended that the sloppa megacorp that marks their tacos up 7000% is being hurtNew and shocking levels of golem on display every time I come here.
>>22114625Im not offended that taco bell is taking the hit, retarded idiot. Im bothered by the obfuscation of the truth.
>>22111799>they usually have nooks and crannies which are not reached when washing themMostly because some stupid people can't be bothered to do the job properly. Apparently, such folk are popular restaurant employees in the US.
>>22111799>>22114634washing doesn't get rid of cyclospora. you faggots are bickering and you don't even know the basic facts of the situation.
>>22114639This! You have to piss on it to counteract and neutralize the feces.
>>22114642finally, someone with some sense
The Taco Bell in my town has had NO cars going through it the last few days. And now I know why.
>>22111775you want to poop dont you?
>>22114632Taco Bell deserves to be taken down a peg anyway though. If we can keep people from eating that cheap shit maybe they will learn to cook for themselves.
>>22114952I hate taco bell a lot so yeah.
i will just eat romaine lettuce then. pre-made food usually uses iceberg lettuce so i think that is the most commonly contaminated variety
>>22115042Romaine is one of the most commonly contaminated lettuces. I would reconsider.
>>22112051First world means places that have Super Bowl champions.
>>22115142anon, outbreaks like this don't happen in first world countries
>>22115408
>>22113701Dont eat taco bell then. I dont care if you "want" it. Your fault for eating from a place thats known to give people the shits
>>22115531First world and third world are Cold War terms, Gorbachev. The 1980s wants its vocabulary back. Countries are either industrialized or not. Thats the difference
>>22111775This is what you get for eating iceberg. Quite literally the most shit tier variety of lettuce.
>>22115547>diarrhea from Taco Bell lettuce :I>diarrhea from Taco Bell meat:O
>lards still think their banana republic is first world
>>22115570It's literally the only first world country. Keep thinking your favela is advanced.
>>22111775Just dont get taylor farm iceburg lettuce and you shouldn't every be eating at fast food places anyway
>>22115619If everyone stops eating at restaurants the economy would immediately collapse, be realistic fool.
>>22115551newfag i see
>>22115489>the only outbreaks in Japan come from American companieshilarious
