Normally I hate modern taco bell, and with the explosive diarrhea threat I have been avoiding it. Sometimes I have moments of weakness though, and I ended up in the drive thru today and found out they had picrel. Honestly, it was good, but what can I do to per-emptively kill the explosive diarrhea parasite before it takes root?Also, are there any other dishes I should try since I already probably exposed myself? I'm kinda thinkin about going back for another one because it was the first thing I've had from there that actually was good.
Is there even lettuce in that lil piece of shit
I ate Taco Bell twice this week and have never felt so healthy in my entire life
>>22112170There's not, but I mean, cross contamination was my main concern. Taco bell really is a shitty restaurant, but I often pine for the days of old and humble myself by eating this slop maybe once or twice a month.
>>22112165any diarrhea discounts? They should be begging for business with that PR nightmare.
>>22112269It did seem cheaper than normal, but 4 dollars for a fucking burrito is still insane. I lived as an adult in the mid 00's. You used to be able to get 2 grande soft tacos and cheesy fiesta potatoes for 4 or 5 dollars.
Well guys, I think I'm in the clear! Should I try the fresca pepper jack burrito?
>>22112283>but 4 dollars for a fucking burrito is still insane.This. I know that thing is probably the size of a soft taco at a real mexican place that only charges $2.69 for it. Theres a burrito chain across the street from my towns taco bell. For $15 you get a 3lb burrito, refried beans, rice, queso, salsa, black beans, and chips. It ends up being nearly 5lbs of food and you can see the real pieces of chicken or steak and guac everywhere.
>>22112165As long as you don't live in Michigan you'll be fine, the entire thing is way overblown. It's 7000 cases across a country of 340mil people. You'll be fine. Well, besides the normal diarrhea that you get from eating taco bell anyway.
>>22114304And it's not made by taco bell employees.
>>22112165SHARTED MYSELF TWO DAYS IN A ROW AFTER TACO BELL LAST WEEK...YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OP
>>22112269The company will wait a month or so to see if there's an impact on revenue or not before deciding if they need to have some good deals to get people back.
I ate burger king today and I'm wondering if I'm good or if I'm fucked. every fucking person in my friend group is going to say burger king foot lettuce at me for a month if I get diarrhea from it
>>22114576You don't have to tell people you have explosive diarrhea, you know.
None of this is happening in real life btw, it’s all just one big DudeWipes psyop
>>22114576They should say that regardless, loudly and often. You are dining at the containment restaurant.
>>22112165GOOD FUCKING JOB TACO BELL AD BOY BECAUSE IM NOW LOOKING UP THAT FUCKING PEPPER JACK STEAK BURTITO BECAUSE IT LOOKS GOODFUCKING FAGGOT
>>22114596What else are you supposed to talk about with your mates?
>>22114789Look, bro, im not a taco bell affiliate. I was feeling nostalgic and hadn't eaten all day and dropped the family off at the hobby shop and hadn't eaten all day, so I ran thru the thru, and holy fuck bro, it was so good, but all I could think about was how I was going to regret eating the burrito after I was shitting my brains out and really, you just have to understand, bro.Please be nice, bro. I just luv burritos.
>>22114918How would you feel if you had eaten all day?
>>22114935I didn't eat all day, and went to taco bell.
>>22114918I dont get people saying taco bell gives them the shits. I eat it all the time and ive always been fine. They've gotta be eating something else with it.
I've eaten Taco Bell twice now since the outbreak was announced and I'm fine, at least for the moment. I may not be in the part of the country that got the poop lettuce; I have to assume its distribution was not across all of North America.
>>22115024The headlines have been pushing a story about the taco bell lettuce being contaminated and causing explosive diarrhea.
>>22112165>I'm kinda thinkin about going back for another one You deserve the explosive diarhhea.
>>22115146>I've eaten Taco Bell twice now since the outbreak was announced and I'm fine>I'm fine>finefor now...cherish your toilet and asshole before both will be destroyed
>>22112165Heat it again thouroughly.If you are on the go do the classic trick and wrap it in aluminium foil and put it on the motor.After the drive it will be nice and hot.
>>22115248it's honestly better to microwave it with the foil on, gets the tortilla crispier
>>22115251If you have a microwave available in your car or are driving to a place with one, sure.It's just a nice trick when knowing that you won't have access to cooking equipment.
>>22112165We have a few taco bells here but I've never tried it. Never made sense to pay restaurant prices for stuff I can find off the shelf at any grocery store ready out of the can basically. It's such an american concept to me
>>22115146it takes upwards of 2 weeks for the eggs which cause the diarrhea to be laid in your intestine
>>22115412sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiitttt!!!
