>put pork shoulder in slow cooker>cook on low for 9 hours>perfect texture, pulls apart easily but has some rigidity still>pull it out of the broth>put it in glass bowl>see the meat absorber pad still on the bottom of the pork
I will commiserate with you in shared stupidity>overnight slow ferment dough for pizza the next day>make my tomato sauce>grate my cheese>bring it all in place>pull it out of the fridge to warm up>realize I forgot the fucking yeast
>>22112770Shame, boss, but I think you're still good. Looked into it, those things are made of cellulose and silica gel, relatively non-toxic, long as it didn't melt or get shredded the pork and broth should be good to eat.
>>22112778i already threw it outnot gonna risk it
>commit to fresh strawberry milkshakes>they go bad by the time you go to make them
>>22112788i always buy bags of frozen fruit for my smoothies. theres not reallly any reason not to, actually i find the frozen strawberries much better tasting than the driscolls grown out of season
>>22112778thx chatgpt
>>22112827Sad thing is if more posts on this site actually were just described first to chatgpt and copied verbatim, the quality of this place would improve dramatically.
>>22112770>meat absorber
>>22113045aka your mom HAHAHA
>>22112785You deserve to go hungry, you little faggot.
>>22112788Make a mixture of 4:1 parts water: vinegar and soak your strawberries in them for like 10 seconds before refrigerating them. It will make them last way longer because the vinegar kills the mold spores that naturally grow on berries.
>>22113051:(
>>22112775did you still use it like a tortilla?
>>22113213Can we do this but blueberries
>>22112770Use a dutch oven. I just braised a pork shoulder for 10 hours and had it with some chipotle mayo sauce that I made yesterday in cabbage leaf wraps. It was great and I still have like 9-10 pounds of meat left.
>>22112775>realize I forgot the fucking yeastFew years ago I was trying to make bread and after 2 hours it still wasn't rising, when I saw an opened yeast packet on top of the coffee maker I almost cried.
>>22112770I didn't realize the salmon I got from a friend was double wrapped, put a marinade on it, cooked it sous vide, and only realized after it was all said and done.
>>22113118enjoy your plastic goo meat, you dumb fucki ain't eating plastic
>>22114849What does farting under a blanket and pulling it over someone's head have to do with tender pork shoulder?
>>22115188>enjoy your plastic goo meat, you dumb fuck>i ain't eating plasticnta but my butthole composed the soundtrack to titanic(i'm saying that if you think you've escaped the plastic hell we live in, where there are remnants of plastic everywhere, i think you're a very silly man)
