I suppose if I had apostles, I’d want to treat them well, so I’d order a ton of pizza from a good place, with all the sides.
>>22113246Thick strip steaks, baked potatoes and asparagus and wine
>it’s 10 minutes to close when Jesus walks in and asks for a table for 13What do?
>>22113282Seat them, hand them the menus in a passive-aggressive manner and ask "are you ready to order now or.........
>>22113246pot roast.why settle for anything other than the number 1 dish of all time?
>>22113282reassemble the milkshake machine.
>>22113246Definitely something better than whatever the fuck is on that ancient table.
>>22113246meat
>>22113246hot dogs served out of a big potI'd drink the hot dog water from the holy grail
>>22113282>it turns into an extended parable >the apostles are all kind of kicking rocks in the parking lot>Peter insists there was a reservation>Matthew’s got ARFID>Thomas wants to eat somewhere elseThese are some lazy jokes
>>22113246>Suppersoup
>>22113246you at the Met, bro?
Mum's spaghetti
>>22113246Party cheese salad, of course.
>>22113246gumbo
>>22113246Pizza requires no sides.
for me, it’s the mcchicken
If i get to have son of God powers, i give everyone what they want. I will have sushiIf i don’t get powers, then preserved meats, jellies, crusty breads, cheeses, and berries
>>22113282I tell him firmly yet politely we don't serve his kind around here
>>22113282I've done enough shit in my life that there's no way I'd be near that guy
>>22113776pizza is a side.the main is always beer.
>>22113996>conditional love>sushi easterchecks out.also, the question wasn't about if you were the son, just that it was your last supper.
>>22113642I sure was! They had cookies at the gift shop
>>22114173I'm guessing these were $25 each.
>>22114173>>22114225they look really goodand uh really expensive
mcchickens
>>22114173Incredible. The only flavor they lack is lilac. Now I’m craving those marshmallows from Selfridges
>>22114167> conditional loveNo, it’s about capabilityI can’t make 10 different dishes or sushi.But if i had God powers i could turn any loaf of bread into whatever dish they want, right? Pretty sure that’s how it works
>>22114863>>22114225Idk what the Met price was but, the company who makes them sells them for $9 onlineCrazy expensive for shortbread desu but flavors like pistachio are annoying to make, I’d snag those
>>22113246If I was Jesus I would probably serve those little wafers that are made out of me and really really watered down wine that is made out of me.
>>22115390When I was little I wanted to eat communion wafers in the most sacrilegious way possible, like with Easy Cheese or something
>>22115373Okay but people think Moses dowsing for water at Horeb is too unrealistic, and they can’t fathom that “manna” is spirulina grown in a dry seabed and not literal loaves of bread electing to fall out the sky. You want Him not just to Resurrect, or to go into dev mode and make 9999 fish, but to get sea critters specifically from the coast of Japan?>>22115478I think the plain taste is better, scarcity probably contributes to that. I believe Aquinas tried to calculate how many Corpus Christi’s were transubstantiated into Eucharist on a daily + annual basis, lol
>>22115580WhatI’m just saying, if i had the capability to turn bread into whatever meal my guest wanted, that would be my last supper. And I’d turn bread into sushi for me. I don’t want anyone to do anything, because the assumption is that i would have the cool powers.
>>22115602Okay I’m misreading the scenario, if we’re talking like a Death Row Meal? Brown’s Chicken, PBR, fruits, goose liver, roe, a lamb, limoncello & lemonade. charred marrow, tonkotsu broth, wedding cake, lengua, smoked deer heart. List goes on I guess, it’d be a full vomitorium. But I think the budget is like $40 and also Texas thought it was too humane and ended the program
>>22113776>Pizza requires no sides.bullshit.
>>22115390Fun fact: the Belgian waffle actually evolved from leftover communion wafers that were sold outside churches after service. So did pancakes and crêpes.
>>22115612> smoked deer heartThat sounds good!
