>Beers for old people>Wines for snobby nerds and old ladies>Whiskey/Bourbons for chuds>Vodka is for ladies or slavs>Rum if for Men>Ale is for Gigachads>Mead is for Gods
Generalities are for idiots
>>22114156Cocks are for you sir
>>22114154>rum is for men Yeah when you’re like 18-21 I used to love rum but it’s too sweet for me now
Faggots are for OP
>>22114154>drinking alcohol is for slobs and losers.
I often give the waterto my son and to my daugherSometimes I give the wine to me wifeHer mother's big and scaryshe drinks up all the sherryThe baby takes the milk to save its lifeOh, my father drinks potheento keep his thinking cleanIt makes his mind so nimble and so clearOh, but of the liquifiers,for me self and me desires,there isn't anything as wet as beer
I like beerIt makes me a jolly good fellowI like beerIt helps me unwindAnd sometimes, it makes me Feel mellowWhiskey's too roughChampagne costs too muchVodka puts my mouth in gearSomething something little refrainI love beer
>>22114154>>Mead is for GodsMead is for aquatic heathen thieves
>>22114154Never had mead. Is it really that amazing? Isn't it just sweet alcohol?
>>22114222It's basically prison hooch but with viking larping to make it seem less grim, the only people who will genuinely claim with a straight face that mead is good are either renfaire dweebs or people with a broken palate
>Beers for lunch>Wines for fancy dinners>Whiskey/Bourbons for evening sipping>Vodka is for afternoon sipping>Rum is for summer drinks>Ale is a type of beer>Mead is for winter drinks
>>22114246>>22114222Mead is good. It is alcohol made from fermenting honey. Simple as that.The only reason to hate mead would be if you dont like alcohol, which is fine, or if you dont like sugar, which makes you a miserable fag that has to yell about how much they dont eat sugar.I have never met someone who eats no sugar who was pleasant to be around. Theyre always irritable and grouchy. Probably because they dont eat sugar which is a proven mood enhancer. Next time youre pissed off, eat some berries or a peach. You would be surprised how much better you feel.
>>22114284This anon knows whats what
>>22114222It's way to expensive for what you get, I would rather just have a sweet wine.
>>22114156usually, yeah
>>22114156OP is a Sith
>>22114154Mead is the most reddit tier "le viking ancestry" drink on the planet
>>22114154All alcohol is for goycattle.
>>22114210The whole ‘mead = Vikings’ thing is retarded redditslop for fats whose entire knowledge of Vikings comes from Skyrim
>>22115092Especially because Vikings rarely drank it to begin with. >>22115166This is right, the idea that a culture that was 1)semi-nomadic, sailing/moving constantly and 2)living in extremely cold temperatures most of the timeWould be able to maintain the large amount of beehives necessary for everyone to be drinking mead all the time is idiotic fantasy. It was a rarity, reserved for royalty and elites.
>>22114154>Vodka is for ladies or slavsAbout right, but you forgot hardcore alkies. Vodka is nothing but a means to an end. No one drinks it because they like it or for the taste, it's just a way to get wasted. Unless you're in the aforementioned groups, it's all just marketing.
>>22114154Who's gin for?
>>22114154What about cider?
>>22114154dont be dumb.beer is a spectrum. normies drink 4%. cool kids drink 6.5% to 8%.wine is delicious, but its expensive. money drinks wine.bourbon is for chuds, true.whiskey is for the gents, irish for the blending, scotch is you have the money and arent fucking around.white booze? for pussies.rum if you are broke.beer....mead... good god fuck off back to your dnd dice magic the gathering is fucking lame.
>>22114284not bad
>>22114154beer is for humans
>>22115243god i need a fucking oil rub so badly
>>22115243Beer is the white mans carb.
>>22115233>cool kids drink 6.5% to 8%You spelled "out of work alcoholics" wrong>money drinks wineYou spelled "out of work alcoholics" wrong>whiskey is for the gentsYou spelled "out of work alcoholics" wrong
>>22115285lol nothank you come again
>>22115285I can get being a teetotaler but being a prohibitionist is woman behavior.
>>22115303stupid is, etcyou cant get a bottle of Rombauer for less than 40$"OUT OF WORK ALCOHOLICS" lolyou need to work to be an alcoholic.fuck that guy tho
>>22115315>you need to work to be an alcoholic.Most people who drink alcohol fund their drinking through petty crime and handouts, this is widely known
>>22114154Beer is for deadbeat losersWine is for faggotsWhiskey is for insecure manosphere losersVodka is slav wastrelsRum is for teenagers Ale is for deadbeat losersMead is for loser viking larpersDrinking booze is for faggots in general.
>>22115094>>22115520>>22115543Go be a (Muslim|Mormon|Square) somewhere else.
>>22115543TRVKEexcept that rum is for making rum and raisin icecream
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>>22114154thinsg that are tastsy are for meeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>22115543>>22115623Found the seething friendless brownoids kek
>>22115220Statesmen.
>>22115173Royalty and elites by and large weren't vikings. Norse=vikings is a retarded slop idea. Scandinavians were farmers and herders, just like everyone else in Europe. Yes, they had bees.>>22114222It's alcohol made from honey. It is as sweet as you want it to be. If the yeast consumes all the sugars, it won't be sweet at all.
>>22114154Hey /ck/I don’t drink often, maybe once a monthBut when i do drink, 2 beers just doesn’t do it! I’ll barely get tipsy but i don’t want to drink any more liquid.I started adding a shot to each beer, but it feels like i shouldn’t have to do thatWhat’s wrong? Should i kms my self?Pic rel was my breakfast
>>22114154Alchohol is for faggots.
Mead is the universal Aryan beverage. It is the most widely attested Indo-European word. It (and its variations) are present in nearly every Indo-European language, and it was introduced to vastly more. This was of such supreme foundational importance that it has remained unchanged as the word for honey and mead for more than 5,000 years.
>>22116039If you won't increase the volume, all you can do is increase the ABV. Boilermakers like the ones you made are long standing approach to doing that.
>>22116039If you weigh more it takes more alcohol to get drunk/tipsy. Your fat.
>>22114154>Ale with its 5% alc for chads>Whiskey with its 40% alc for chuds What a retarded fucking take.
>>22116053> boilermakerNeat, hadn’t heard>>22116065My doctor told me my weight was goodB)140 5ft6
>>22116094>40% alc for chudsExactly. Below 101 proof, you're just drinking flavored water.
>>22114156fpbp
>>22114154>Beer for all day>Wines for dinner and before bedtime>Whiskey/Bourbons with friends>Rum around a campfire with family>Ale for lunch>Mead for special occasions
>>22114154>Mead is for hipster faggotsftfy
>>22115225Nans
>>22116037Having bees, and having enough bees to produce the massive amounts of honey that would be necessary for everyone, including the farmers and herders to be drinking mead as their primary alcoholic beverage aren’t the same, idiot.
>>22116210You seem mad
>>22114154
>>22114154Despite playing warhammer as a kid I'm glad this cringe nerd shit missed me
>>22116264>Thing exists>White people take interest in it>"Wow, way to be racist again, white people"Do brown people do nothing but cope over white cock?
