One time I was so poor that for like a solid year I would buy a 97 cent baguette from Walmart and steal a salami and cheese block and eat that all day it was like 2000 calories for 97 cents. Do you think God will understand
if you stole a block of salami and a block of cheese from walmart every single day for a year without getting caught, that's on them at this point.
>>22117288No. He'll have you burn in hell, sinner
>>22117288There are food bank and assistance programs if you really need it. If you didn't seek out legal help first then it's a problem, but if you had no choice then only a complete asshole would blame you.>>22117484These companies are pretty good at tracking shoplifters. They just don't bother doing anything about it until it reaches felony level theft because otherwise it's just not worth it for them to deal with.
>>22117288G-d if he existed would be a communist so He would understand.
>>22117529>goldman
>>22117505>These companies are pretty good at tracking shoplifters. They just don't bother doing anything about it until it reaches felony level theft because otherwise it's just not worth it for them to deal with.this is true, I guess a around a year of salami and cheese didnt reach the threshold in OP's area
I'm eating steak for breakfast tomorrow
Did you hide the salami up your ass and the cheese under your nuts?
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