simple and tasty
here's your 'worst thread on /ck/' award
>>22117913i crave 'za
>>22117891Let's be real people, pizza, especially authentic Neapolitan pizza, is just a tomato and cheese sandwich.
>>22117891>simplewhy yes, you are
>>22117891Is that a tissue paper sandwich?
>>22118099Not if you dont fold it in halfAlso this thread and image gets posted every few days. OP is a fag
>>22118239It's just bread, cheese, tomato. It's a sandwich mate.
>>22118248No, it isnt. Is a tomato soup with cheddar and croutons on top a sandwich?Being obtuse doesnt make you sound smart.
>>22118251>Being obtuse doesnt make you sound smart.Then stop.
>>22118251Yes if you put it on bread like pizza. Then it's a tomato cheddar crouton sandwich. Bet you thought that was really clever didn't you?
>>22118099>he doesn't put meat on his roman sandwichnot gonna make it
>>22118255I wasnt being obtuse. Im being pretty matter of fact. >>22118259I didnt mention putting it on bread. I said what i said and you had to add bread because otherwise your argument falls apart. Pizza is not a sandwich. You could call it a flatbread perhaps. You could maybe call a calzone or stromboli a type of sandwich. But Pizza is not a sandwich and you have failed to prove it is. (Hint: repeating yourself does not make you correct)
>>22117891why are you eating a napkin sandwich?
>>22118096is this build achievable natty?
>>22118216Yeah, Europe's not doing so hot right now
>>22117891Black means it's bunt
Neapolitan is the lowest form of pizza. Eating it is shameful.
>>22118468Should you eat it in the dark crying?
>>22118471You shouldn't eat it at all. If, for reasons I cannot fathom; you must eat it, then yes. You should eat it in a place where no other living person may see it.
Why does your bread look like a vagina and have toilet paper in it?
>>22118545your vagina looks like that?
>>22118468>Neapolitan is the lowest form of pizzayou're the exact thing wrong with the human condition and i can't wait until we excise your kind from the body human.
>>22118575Seethe seethingly, seething seether. I remain unmoved from my factual stance. Neapolitan "pizza", if one can even call such a horrific monstrosity by the glorious name of pizza, is indeed a filthy abomination cobbled together by the saddening refuse of the italian peninsula, the gutter latins who call themselves italians.I quote:“[a] species of the most nauseating cake … covered over with slices of pomodoro or tomatoes, and sprinkled with little fish and black pepper and I know not what other ingredients, it altogether looks like a piece of bread that has been taken reeking out of the sewer.”- Samuel Morse
>>22118648>Seethe seethingly, seething seetherbut enough about you
>>22118673>the peewee herman defensei remain thoroughly unsurprised
>>22118558Yes. Yours doesn't?
>>22118542What about the crying?
>>22119671That comes naturally as a byproduct of the eating.
>>22119671
>>22118096That thing is 21yo
>>22118251this board posts about dominos and little Caesarsthere is nothing to be gained here.
>>22121215Americans board.
>>22121207Good looking for such a young man.
