new stove goofin’
your landlord seems pretty cool
the cleanest it will ever look
>>22118929anon's stove's igniters after a month:>TICKTICKTICKTICKTICK
>>22118930I just got a new stove for my rental property and everyone was like "why would you do that, it's just a rental" and I genuinely do not understand why this is a mystery? a new stove is rational because the slightly higher rent marginally improves the quality of my tenants by filtering for income, and marginally increases the amount of money in my pocket. but yeah I guess the tenant will also enjoy the property just slightly more if they're a foodie>>22118953what sound are they supposed to make
>>22118953not funny
>>22118953BOOM!
after living with gas for almost a decade, i moved into a new place with electric. i think i'm actually preferring the latter now mostly because the temperature control is better. in addition the whole pan heats up vs. just the middle part. it taking longer to heat up is negligible.
>>22118970>reaction to being called outkek
>>22118961i hope you're prepared for your retard rental tenants to blow up your house and the neighbor's house. there is no "high class renter". they are all, man woman and child, mindless and heartless detritus.
>>22118989Temperature control is decent with induction but glass top can't hold a candle to gas in that area, the "whole pan not heating up" is an issue with you buying shit tier pans, when you upgraded to induction capable cookware you inadvertently stopped using garbage pans but you could have done that long ago with gas if you cared enough to fix the problem
>>22118929Spicy
>>22119013It's in a condo complex, and I was a renter too for a long time so I guess I'm scum huh. When I was in another building of close to 1000 people we had one incident in about 20 years where someone started a fire with their stove. The building I bought into, there was a serious fire a few years back because of someone falling asleep with a candle, that caused some water damage to the unit below. But people getting blown up by gas stoves is not something that happens under ordinary conditions. I'm more worried about ebikes, to be honest famalam.
>>22119014induction is not meant to be cooked on. it's just for show, to be sold to people who dont plan to ever cook a meal.
>>22119023I share your disgust at flameless cooking, I'm just saying you should try a pan that isn't some $30 amazon prime day special before dismissing gas stoves, a decent copper pan is really cheap compared to rewiring your kitchen for an induction range and it's more pleasant to cook with unless all you do is boil water, which induction is disturbingly effective at
>>22119014>glass top can't hold a candle to gas in that areanot using glass top, they're coils. they're 100% superior to gas in terms of temperature control. i can actually have dishes on low heat and not have to worry about stirring them every couple minutes>you buying shit tier pansmy SS pans are more expensive than yours but ok
>>22119029I'm redpilled on the health consequences of gas but resistance burners absolutely suck for temp control - the burners hold way too much heat.
>>22119029>expensive = goodI mean if we're going there the lid alone on one of my nicer copper pans probably cost more than your All Clad D5 but I was talking more about performance, you wouldn't care about that though so post your receipt so we can all marvel at how bad you are with money
>>22118989>brainwashed by the climate mafia
>>22118961in my case it was>the replacement ignitor i ordered is the wrong part!>the second replacement is the right part but it arrived broken>the third replacement was the wrong part again4th replacement is the new stove. Shit is so cash. They’re not expensive either, this was like $1100 installed and the old one hauled away. My rent is also $1100 so they are going to make it back in one month. Anyway its time to cook a steak
At least it's not induction
>>22119045Yeah I was told I should "just get a guy to go there and replace the igniter" and I'm like ok, sure, let me pay some handyman to go inspect the stove, order the wrong part, come back 2 weeks later and have to fix it again when it turns out it wasn't the correct part, repeat 4 or 5 times until I've spent $2500 and the stove still looks old and low-rentI've seen enough with other people dealing with appliance repair handymen to know it's a money pit, the only real repair method that works is trash the old appliance and install a new one, with labor costs being what they are it just makes sense
observe the girth!!
Also the rent is like $2900 in my case, so fucking around with igniters to salvage a dying stove that looks like it belongs in the projects is absolutely ridiculous
>>22119045One “petite” sirloin apparentlyLooks fuckin big to me its about 1.5lbs marinated for the last few hours in oil + vinegar + guy fieri’s flavortown
>>22119055>>22119051Based bourgeoisier, you should get two votes
breakfast of champions
>>22118953>I got you stuck off the realness we be the Infamous
>>22119063Don't get me wrong, I think people should get paid well, and I have no qualms about paying a skilled tradesman his worth. But the whole gas appliance shakedown is an obnoxious mafia grift. What happened was a while back some idiot got in a fight with the city or something and DIY'd a gas hookup and killed some people. And then the burned site was left to rot and became a breeding ground for rats which grew unchecked, and a colony of aggressive super-rats formed and attacked a pretty young white woman and now it's everyone's problem. So because of that anyone who so much as breathes on a gas appliance now legally has to be a licensed master plumber, a dues paying member of the UAW, *and* be a member of one of the Five Families so even the slightest bit of maintenance is a massive PITA and if you try to cheat the Dept of Buildings will make an example of you and you end up in Sing-Sing. So it's now cheaper and less of a headache just to toss your stove in the trash.
>>22119034kek why are you shitting your panties this hard over someone having a different opinion? i didn't even say gas sucked, i just said i prefer electric over it now. did an electric stove rape and gape your sister? some of you have worse mood swings than a roastie on the rag.at the end of the day the stove type matters little. only a poor craftsman blames his tools.
>>22118989>>22119014My momma always said gas top and electric oven was the way to go and I'm inclined to agree. I fucking hate induction cooking like you would not believe
>>22119078Same situation with a pretty white girl having a brick fall on her head and kill her so now we have eternal scaffolding all over.
>>22119014Induction top fried my smartwatch
>>22119061Never use pressure like that. On beef? What the fuck??
>>22119188I think lawmakers should be required to undergo brainwashing after reading the news so that all victims of criminality and negligence are reframed in their heads as average looking, ethnically ambiguous adult males. That way it would be basically impossible to fly off the handle and pass insane knee-jerk laws that make everything worse for everyone. Something egregious happens to 100 ethnically ambiguous adult males every day for a year? Then ok, we obviously have a problem, by all means THERE AWTTA BE A LAW Some "Final Destination" shit happens to ONE pretty girl ONCE? K that sucks but take a deep breath, go for a walk, maybe jerk off a few times, and then we can talk.Rule of thumb is if a law is named "___'s Law" where ____ is a female name, it's going to be a knee jerk /pol/iticial overreaction that doesn't fix the real problem and instead just makes it worse for a bunch of innocent people.
>>22119249I think you're a criminal who wants to get away with crimes. Only criminal scum with nefarious intent are against laws made to protect women. The laws you lambast have saved countless lives.
>>22118929>gasNice choice Retard
>>22119256Yeah and this is how we got Flock cams on every street corner being used to stalk women. Just emotionally blackmail the opposition, "think about the pretty white women, do you love crime?" and all logical thinking is switched off and you can get away with pretty much anything up to murder. Emmett Till Syndrome.Also I love food, and cooking!
>>22119166nta but your "opinion" is retarded and wrong. Electric stoves are simply worse than gas for temp control, it's not really a matter of opinion.>Turn gas knob to max>Heat output is immediately at it's maximum>Turn electric knob to max>Coils take a couple minutes to heat up fully>Now turn gas knob to min>Once again heat output is now immediately at it's lowest (if that is still too much heat like you seemed to be implying earlier then use a smaller burner...)>Now turn electric knob to min after it's heated up to max>Coils take several minutes to cool down, heat stays close to max for at least around 30 seconds
>>22119212Came out awesome. Its very light weight, it doesnt press out any juices. It keeps the entire surface of the steak on the pan so you get a really good sear really quick. Best way to make a rare steak in a skillet. >>22118929I got hungry and put the rest of the steak on leftover pizza :-D
>>22119268non-based retard detected
>>22118961>what sound are they supposed to makethey're supposed to stop clicking once the flame has ignitedyour stove is going to continuously click as the igniters try to ignite an already lit flame for a full 30 seconds, or until the onboard CPU tells them to time out and stop
Honestly jelly. That is a nice rig.One day, said the poor single Leaf in his early 40's. Dual income would be nice, but I've been married twice... no real financial impacts from that. My second ex-wife is an absolute sweetheart and she ended up giving me money she didn't have to at all. It's just so nice to have your own space. It's like the picture of the guy enjoyin' his Lil' Ceas pizza when he doesn't have a bitch in his ear tellin him it's nasty. My cats have a second floor Catio they can come in and out of as they wish. I live rural, lots of foxes here, outdoor cats don't last long. Anyways, thanks for reading my blog!
>>22119051>the only real repair method that works is trash the old appliance and install a new oneor fix it yourself you dweeb
>>22119457KAT OP here. Actually, you know what? I can be on your level a bit. My Weber is hooked up to a natural gas line. No Propane! Just turn the dials, hit ignition then WOOF!My inside stove is a shitty Samsung ceramic top. At least it has an 'Air-Fry' or convection mode.Best part? I'm rural AF. All whites. Couple of Jeets, but they are the type from the 90's who integrated into the community and didn't bring Mumbai here... for now.
>>22118929Handsome stove, although I don’t think I’d ever use that middle burner >>22119466Very nice setup
>>22118929those stupid fucking oblong center burners piss me the fuck off
>>22119463Illegal.
>>22119463I'll DIY my own shit in my own home where I control the environment, I'm not DIYing something that is going to be used every day by a stranger when flames and gas are involved, when you grow up you'll understand
>>22119483seems useful to me, what's the problem
>>22119013But /biz/ told me to rent and invest my down payment savings?
>>22119810ideally you should have both securities and real property, trying to zerg rush retirement on a single asset is dangerous and tends not to work out so great because you end up making emotional (bad) decisions when everything is tied up in one thing
>>22119270Your example sounds like a cop problem
>>22119821How do you have law and order without giving cops total impunity to do whatever the fuck they want for any reason they want, criminal? Do you support crime and rapists? Think of the pretty white women!
>>22119025I'd go to a gas stove in a heartbeat if I already had gas lines in my walls. However, my home heats with oil and all I've got is electrical wiring. Running gas pipes is wildly more expensive than running electrical.I agree with you if you're already running off gas but if you're not then induction is 100% the way to go and fucking space ages better than old electrical whatever it was called.We do a LOT of cooking on our induction. We did a lot of cooking on our electric too though. You use what you have.
>>22119078don't live in a shithole like new york to begin with, retard.
>>22119840Yeah my brother has induction at his place and it's not terrible especially for boiling water where it's absolutely terrifying how powerful it is, but personally I would not voluntarily occupy a dwelling that didn't have a gas stove, just kind of sucks the joy out of cooking>>22119848Oh ok sorry your mayor isn't as based as ours
A man with no griddle, is no man at all.
Blueberry pancake :-p
>>22119858I bought the home and voluntarily live here. If I really want gas, I have a grill outside on my deck. If you're more obsessed with the source of your heat than actually cooking then you're just a hipster faggot.I have no idea who my mayor is really. I've seen him once in person at some fair or other, but aside from that he keeps his head down and my area is nice, mostly white, and not in a deep money pit of debt like new york is. new york is (was) okay to visit in the past but now it's shit, even beyond the city is shit.
>>22118929I see a quick boil and simmer burner but what are the other 3.
>>22119876>you're just a hipster faggotGuilty as charged.I haven't seen memedani yet in person. Saw ghouliani once, he walked out of a building with his detail right as I was charging past, the security almost shoulder checked me. His head is bigger than it looks.To each their own, enjoy your data centers I guess.
>>22119806what the fuck even is that
>>22119881Data centers are based and we need 100x more than we have. t. Loudounite
>>22118929‘tove on the ‘log
>stove from the 70s-80s>still works perfectly fine'ey don't make 'em like 'ey used to. If it was from the 00s it'd be broken by now
>>22118929Is that the highest it can go? You won't sear anything with that
>>22119968This. They say by 2030, datacenters will use 4x more energy. 50% says the population of the bottom 90% will need to be reduced. kek.
>>22120305We can hope.
>>22120307It is over.
>>22119284>raw fat and sinew
>tfw my shitty samsung electric stove's oven broke and won't hold temp or even reach 300, the quick boil burner is either fully on or off, and to fix it all will cost more than just buying a new stove.I am about to buy a countertop convection oven like a breville or some shit I an very jelly of the gas range
>>22119917Fish sautoir. For making poached whole fish.
>>22120930That sucks, what’s your price range on a new stove?
>> 300 or so. I'm looking at a Breville pro ar 399 new or a bit closer to 300 if I can wait to a decent sale. Won't get a new full size oven I rent and wanna take it with me when I move out next year
>>22122003If you're not mormon a good toaster oven is far more useful than a full oven anyway. Heats up faster, doesn't produce as much heat which is nice in the summer, and uses less energy
>>22119917It's a Turbot pan for cooking Turbot fishes.
>>22120952>>22122098indertesting. I've always been curious about fish heavy cuisines but u live hundreds of miles from the ocean and 50 miles from any store that sells fish that isn't salmon fillets.
>>22122010i was raised mormon do normal people not use ovens lol
>>22120930I have a couple ikea tillreda induction portables because my rental has shitty old burning smell electrics. they work fine. just make sure you have a fat bottom pan. I only had a thin pan to start with and it would burn everything to the bottom of the pan only on level 2 power!
>>22122010>If you're not mormonwhat
>>22120930Just get an induction/oven combo. It's not that much worse than gas
>>22122585Ovens start to get interesting when you're preparing food for >4 people simultaneously
>>22118929I have this exact stove, just a model earlier>>22118953wait lol elaborateThe burner I use most takes FOREVER to light. other gas stoves haven't had this issue, what's goin on
>>22118953disconnect the power and light with matches
Imagine living in 2026 and still cooking with fire
>>22118929Nice. We have a stove from 1980. Oven is broken and only 1 burner works. One of those shitty coil burners. But I do have a toaster oven. Makes great pizza.
>my thread is still up>0 (zero) people have appreciated my beautiful blueberry pancakes >>22119870they tasted excellent. not that anyone asked!!
>>22122755Your ignitor probably needs to be cleaned. They just do this after a little while, go spend $1.50 on one of those long BIC lighters next time you hit the supermarket and just keep it by the stove. You can even get one of those magnet hooks and attach it to the side.
>>22124571Thankfully I don't have to.
>>22118929Natural gas is ILLEGAL Your literally pumping poison gas that could explode at any second into your homeI have alerted the authorities
>>22125173Oxygen is flammable and your pumping it into your lungs right now. Enjoy prison.
>>22124571If you're "cooking" on electric you might as well just quit your larping and use the microwave, it's essentially the same thing at that point. Contrary to your social media feed it's ok to not be "into cooking"
>>22125072They look nice and evenly cooked, any sauce or syrup?
Why are gasfags so fragile?
>>22125348high wattage induction has its uses though like boiling water 10 times faster
>>22125177You failed basic chemistry.
>>22119054>girthBTUs are the only metric that matters here...
>>22126265>10 times fasterTWICE as fast, at best. (assuming a 12,000 BTU gas burner and 3.5Kw Induction coil)This is due to the Transfer efficiency.
>>22118989>the whole pan heats up vs. just the middle part.You have this backwards.Induction is the worst because it creates a hot spot. It can warp pans it is so bad.Electric is the second worst because it heats just the bottom of the pan.Gas is the best because it heats the whole pan including the sides, as hot air rises.
>>22118929Man I wish I could get a new stove, I fucking hate mine, it's a downdraft unit (and has to be with the way the kitchen is laid out) and when you turn the fan on it pulls the flame to the side and steals a bunch of heat so water will never boil etc. There are barely any options for downdraft too so I'm not sure I could replace it with anything better unless we did a whole kitchen remodel, which isn't in the cards.
>>22126618Either don't use it or put up folded tinfoil on the sides so it doesn't actually suck the flame away.
>>22126625I don't have much choice, the smoke detector is right at the peak of the vaulted ceiling and is ridiculously sensitive, it'll go off just from cooking bacon even with no visible smoke unless the fan is on. Tinfoil would probably stop it from being effective enough too. I'd switch to induction just to get rid of that flame problem but nobody seems to make a full slide-in downdraft one, only cooktops.
>>22126757Well shit. Remove your smoke detector? You're just fucked.
>>22126760>smoke detectorIs there a bigger meme? If I'm home and my shit is on fire, I'm going to know. If I'm not at home and my shit is on fire and beeping as well, I won't know anyway. Unless you have a whole house CIA telemetry system that is continuously monitored by a security company or whatever there is zero, zero point.
>ME USE FIRE COOK FOOD>NO MAGIC FOR COOK FOOD>ONLY FIRE LIKE DAD USE TO MAKE FOODI think it's the biggest sign of a country being third world is if they rely on gas/fire to cook food still.
>>22118929looks like such a pain in the ass to clean.I cant go back from a smooth induction surface that I can just wipe down
>>22126785Do you never sleep?
>>22120646Your parents spent a lot of money on dentists, and you snore, huh
>>22126785God you're a fucking idiiot.
