Give me your strongest recipes I'm going on a diet and I need all the calories I can get. I need some diversity between meals and looking forward to it to make myself see it as something worth doing.Therefore I need your strongest recipes.(preferably simple but that's a secondary metric)
>>22122085No. You are a retard and I will not assist you.
>>22122085Pound of yellow potatoes, lightly boiled then smashedTablespoon of butterSalt and Black Pepper to taste
>>22122085MY RECIPES ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU. IT WOULD KILL YOU. GO FIND SOME WEAKER RECIPES FOR A MANLET LIKE YOU.
>>22122085in a perfect world, people would just use google instead of shitting up the board with dumb threads. but this is not a perfect world...
>>22122102There is no such thing as a good thread.
>>22122085MY STRONGEST RECIPES WOULD KILL A DRAGON, LET ALONE A MAN!
>>22122085>I need some diversityTry Indian food. You'll probably lose weight.
>>22122085just poach chicken breast and eat it straight
>>22122085Marinate some chicken in a mixture of lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, fresh grated orange zest, and finely chopped or blended hatch chiles for 4 hours, then roast or grill
>>22122085What’s your calorie target?
>>22122102In a perfect world AI would not have been developed and completely destroyed search engines.And OP if you want to gain weight just use high calorie condiments. Ranch dressing, blue cheese dressing, sour cream, finish your dishes with heavy cream, add butter to whatever you're already cooking. You don't need to change your current diet at all just add calories to it.
My Mom and Dad would make this casserole called Alcoholics Surprise it's pretty much cream of mushroom soup (no water) mixed with a browned and drained ground beef and topped with tater tots. It's sorta like a super savory meatloaf kinda thing it's absolutely insane with a bit of ketchup. The idea is that even a drunk could make it and not fuck up. Probably one of my favorites growing up.That and chicken squares, basically take a whole costco rotisserie chicken and strip the meat off, mix the meat with 8oz cream cheese and one finely diced onion, mixed fresh herbs (your choice) and then load it into folded squares of Pillsbury crescent dough or puff pastry, brush with eggwhite, top with seasoned breadcrumbs and bake at 375 until the interior hits 165. Fucking incredible. You can add whatever you like to the interior crumbled cooked bacon goes good with the chicken.
>>22122457As is I just eat to get rid of the hungry feeling. Some bread with cheese cooked in da oven. That's the kinda stuff I do. Sometimes some cereal, ordering pizza once a week, eating some ready made meals from a (polish) supermarket.I'll see about those additions though. Sounds like a good plan as long as I manage to keep adding stuff. I used to also use lots of sauces but I kinda stopped because I just wanted to stop being hungry and sauces didn't make it better enough to continue using them.>>22122456If I say the number it's gonna make people think I'm almost dying in my current state. Lets just keep it ambiguous. It is ambiguously too low.
>>22122710>If I say the number it's gonna make people think I'm almost dying in my current state. Lets just keep it ambiguous. It is ambiguously too low.I meant as in the goal is low because my intake is even lower.
>>22122085my recipes are too strong for you anon.
>>22122459>Alcoholics Surprisebased lol
two shots of vodka
Vodka mixed with lemon pepsi
>>22122457a fun, easy recipe i make sometimes is: quinoa (cooked in beef broth and butter), ground chicken, diced sweet potatoes (roasted), canned tomatoes, and whatever other vegetables you want.
>>22122085if you're just looking for calories make pasta with some sort of meat and cheese.
>>22122322>gingerly pouring in the msg like its radioactive
rice + ground beef can pack the calories pretty easily. otherwise, pasta is also super easy to eat in large quantities. goulash is what id do when i was broke and lifting a lot
