I recently underwent a medical procedure that will require me to limit my alcohol intake if I want to stay healthy. Because of this, I've resolved to enjoy each drink I have to the max. I previously drank beer almost exclusively but let's be honest, cocktails are the beverage of the truly refined patrician. The only problem is that I'm not involved enough in the cocktail subculture to know which ones will make me look like a total faggot and which ones are cool and not gay. These are my thoughts on some popular cocktails but some of these are up for debate. Obviously I'm not including everything here since I'm not entirely sure which cocktails are popular enough to even mention.>Manhattan = extremely not gay>Martini = kind of gay>Old fashioned = not gay>White Russian = not gay>Cosmopolitan = extremely gay>Margarita = kind of gay>Mojito = not gay>Irish coffee = extremely not gay>Long Island iced tea = extremely not gay>Whiskey sour = kind of not gay>Pina colada = kind of gay>Bloody Mary = kind of gay>Mimosa = extremely gayAlso:>inb4 "just drink whatever you want who cares what anyone else thinks"Whether you realize it or not, what you consume says a lot about you and I'm not interested in being known as the "straight" guy that regularly drinks cosmos. Beside the point, I'm also just not personally a fan of anything overly sweet, beverage or otherwise.Discuss and advise
>>22123474>OP = extremely gay
>>22123474I always order the gayest thing it helps you fuck the waitress
>>22123474Why not eliminate alcohol altogether?
Black rum, neat.
anyone that puts this much thought in to a fucking drink is already gay, there's no hope for youthe idea that you might be able to side step this through deep thought is funnyif you really want to enjoy a singular drink to the max you should be drinking the most expensive scotch or bourbon or wine you can findbecause it would be retarded to be knocking back 65 dollar glasses of something, it forces you to savor and enjoy every drop
>>22123474>limit my alcohol intake>long island iced teaDon't drink cocktails if you don't understand how much alcohol is in your drink ffs. A long island iced tea is the equivalent of 2-3x beers, not something you want to drink if you're limiting your alcohol intake.
What the fuck are you on about?Firstly, getting cucked by your doctor's "advice" (read: jewish social control) is already incredibly gay.Secondly mixing up drinks like some flamboyant gay barmaid is now trooning out levels of faggotry.It sounds like you already know your what your favourite cocktail is: guzzling cum direct from the source.
>>22123474>>inb4 "just drink whatever you want who cares what anyone else thinks"Exactly that. I like tiki and don't care at all if my drinks come with umbrellas or shit like that. Also women will always ask what you ordered and if they could try it.
>>22123831Because I like being drunk and I like drinking>>22123854>thinking about how my outward preferences impact how people see me is gayI guess I'd rather be gay than this retarded>drink expensive to savor every dropSurprisingly reasonable take. Only thing is I haven't really acquired a good taste for any of these things yet.>>22123888"Limit," not "eliminate." Obviously I wouldn't be making this thread if I couldn't have more than 2-3 drinks. Really just means I probably shouldn't be drinking more than once or twice a week.>>22123996post IQ>>22123851Good take
>>22124363You are gay. You only care about consensus when it comes to something you enjoy. It's gay.
>>22123474Caring this much about perception is feminine behavior, you are gay and weak. Both men and women will see you as gay when you order or drink an old fashioned simply from your weak aura
>>22123474Manhattans and mojitos are in fact gay
>>22123474Place a small twig of mint inside empty glass and lightly mash it, keep it thereFill cup with icePlace lime, lemon or orange slices around the ice1 or 2 shots of vodka or gin on top of iceFill up with cold sparkling water or tonicStir gently a few times with strawEnjoy
>>22123474Highball maxx, carbonation assists alcohol metabolism. Take Milkthistle (various liver function studies). >MimosaThey're the session beer of screwdrivers, that's all.
>>22123474>Hard alcohol of choice + small amount of iceThe only cocktail for a man. No ice if it's scotch.
>>22124631>The only cocktail for a manA man wouldn't care what type of spirit it is and if you are allowed to add ice or not. Adding ice to aged spirits will also piss off snobs. A real man can also chug down everything at room temperature straight from the bottle.
>>22124651ThisI've literally never cared about how a drink makes me look. I usually drink beer and whiskey but will the fruitiest, gayest cocktail if I feel like it
>>22125871NO THATS NOT MANLY!!!! WHAT WILL THE OTHER MEN AND WOMEN THINK ABOUT YOU!!!! OOOOH MY APPLETINI!!!!!’
>>22123851My nigga
>>22125871>>22125872Would you like a grasshopper or pink squirrel?
>>22123474Sorry to hear they cut your balls off.
>>22123474Things that make you gay:>caring this much about what other people thinkThings that don't make you gay:>Drinking a drink you like the taste ofHope this clears it up!
>>22123474>I'm gonna limit my alcohol intake by going from beer to liquormaybe the worst idea I've heard>I like drinking and being drunkare you genuinely stupid enough to think you can achieve being drunk with less alcohol intake?
Order a "slippery nipple"
>>22123474OP you’re gay just admit it
>>22126250Grasshopper sounds interestingI mean, there's nothing gay about drinking a millshake
