Why don’t more people put bbq sauce on hot dogs?
>>22125118Because they're not fat slobs like you. Grow up.
>>22125122Barbecue sauce is nutritionally indistinguishable from ketchup.
>>22125118Even mayo would be a better choice as long as you use it to lube up the buns and not just plop it on the weiner
>>22125118It's only good when you apply it while the dogger is on the grill.
>>22125118I do and it's great, a dash of dijjon or honey mussy goes well with it also.
>>22125136By putting it on hotdogs you admit you expect them to grant you the same kind of fulfillment from BBQ. But BBQ is for a feast. To be enjoyed together. Not on your hand, alone. Your gluttony and antisocialness is gross like bring a gay wedding cake to a children's birthday party.
>>22125200I feast with myself, you're just poor.
Mustard, sauerkraut, grilled onions
>>22125200Nah he's just a manbaby that likes dipping his chicken nuggets in bbq sauce. Honestly >>22125200feel sorry for him.
>>22125118Manchild food.
>>22125122Post wrist :3>>22125140But it has so much more flavor than mayo?>>22125143>>22125144Oh, great ideas!
I used to microwave hot dogs and peel off the skin and dip it in Sweet Baby Ray's
>>22125205>>22125200Are you guys okay? You’re taking this very seriouslyI just like it
>>22125216Peeled hot dog makes me want to ralf
>>22125136nutrition is irrelevant to flavor.see?i can post pointless fucking factoids, too.
>>22125118bbq sauce is best if crusted from the flame.
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>>22125240Please understand, I was homeschooled and hungry and that's all I knew how to make and I might have been a bit of a sperg
>>22125260I forgive youBut i still wanna ralf
>>22125140I know most people feel the opposite but I personally hate the no bra trend. It's sort of like leave something to the imagination will you? The feeling of taking of a woman's shirt, then her bra, and only then seeing her nipples was just so much more exciting than having them on display 24/7.
I say go for it. A hot dog is basically just a vessel for condiments you like. Hell people put stinky ass pickled cabbage on their hot dogs and if that's their thing go for it.
>>22125272i'm in neither camp as titties are irrelevant to attractiveness outside of profile.
>>22125274YouAre a man of the people.I'm one of those stinky ass pickled cabbage enjoyers
>>22125272At least they're not pierced. That shit is vile.
>>22125140Is that Elon's son?>>22125118BBQ sauce just gentrified ketchup
>>22125307nooo, that’s aioli
>>22125283yeah i agree i prefer legs, thighs, asses, and hips. boobs are just simply balls of fat that just sort of hang there
>>22125328>i prefer legsthis is the way.nice legs mean a woman isn't lazy.
>>22125307>>22125317>BBQ sauce just gentrified ketchupsriracha is just ketchup with chili powder mixed in.
>>22125343Yeah and ketchup is just tomato paste with vinegar and sugar mixed in.
>>22125347Tomato paste is just dehydrated tomato sauce
>>22125349Yeah, and dehydrated tomato sauce is just tomatoes
>>22125349Dehydrated tomato sauce is just tomatoes
>>22125339my personal favorite is a woman who is skinny to average weight at the heaviest who relatively speaking her calves are more skinny but then relatively speaking to the rest of her body her thighs are thick and juicy. not fat thighs to be clear just big in proportion to the rest of her body. it's pretty specific and hard to find pictures on google for but not too hard to find in real life
>>22125356i know what you mean.i prefer the properly toned calves.they signify a woman of command and diligence.perfect partner in crime.
>>22125351>>22125352and tomatoes are just dogshit until the water is cooked out.
>>22125379Only weirdos who eat raw tomatoes will argue with that
>>22125381Can't handle a salad fatass. Do the tomatoes need to be deep fried too.
>>22125386>slice tomato>reduce it in pan>now it tastes good instead of awfulsimple as.
>>22125386>raw tomatoes Only retards eat them raw
>>22125118Because the flavor profile would be redundant with the tomato, pickle, and peppers, yet clash with the mustard.
>>22125118put a pickle slice and some diced onions on the bbq dog. maybe even french fried onions if you're feeling up to it. an excellent hot dawg.
>>22125356That's somewhat like anime thighs but anime girls are too unrealistically skinny to ever be attractive regardless if their thighs are kinda bigger in proportion to the rest of them. It's like the rest of their body is made of sticks and their thighs are just slightly thicker sticks.
>>22125118actually, I've never tried that. but I have put salsa on cheeseburgers.
>>22125379>>22125381Only grocery store tomatoes, find some home grown ones!>>22125409no wayyy, bbq doesn’t clash with mustard! It goooes>>22125487Yeah, I’ve had pineapple salsa on a burger before. Little fancy
Dawgs are for chili and cheese and diced raw onions.
>>22125482One piece and code geass being the first offenders on this
>>22125557What kind of cheese?
>>22125566Pepperjack or cheddar.Or nacho cheese, if I'm in a mood for it.
Why are people so uptight about what you put on a hot dog? Makes me think of the Bourdain Obama moment when they are talking about it being a sin to put ketchup on a hot dog. You're eating a hot dog but the thing you're concerned about is what's on it.
i cal it the sweet ox hot-dog. it's made of hot beef sausage, red mould cheese and lingonberry sauce. i would classify it as a sweet dish. the cheese melts as it touches your tongue giving you an explosion of umami and sweet. i just made it and it was amazing!
>>22126161really magnificent
>>22125349And tomato sauce is just dehydrated tomato juice.
>>22126161>>22126163God damn that looks interesting! Absolutely would
>>22125140Soggy buns though
>>22125140>>22125272Imagine if guys made their dick outline as visible as some women do with their tits.
>>22125144>honey mussynot only a fatass, a manchild too
>>22126403Knew I would eventually catch someone with that. Thanks for the delayed gratification.
>>22126416second time I see you saying it, and yes, you're an absolute failure at life, consider suicide
>>22126418go back >>>/b/
>>22126419>>>/fa/tass
>>22125118Hot dogs are already salty, I don't like putting more salt on them
>>22126401God i want to live in that world
>>22125144This sounds very Australian>Oy Sheila, ow bout a sausage sizzle with oney mussy for brekkie?
>>22126401I mean you literally just described grey sweatpants for men. The whole internet was going crazy for men in grey sweatpants for a while. Especially if you decide to go commando in them making them practically see-through.
>>22125564Oh God don't even get me started on fucking One Piece. One Piece might just have some of the worst female body type designs in all of fiction in general. One Piece is infamous for having females with a 1 inch waist and huge boobs and I think Oda mentioned doing this on purpose to focus more on the males who are the more important characters. I hear the manga is slightly better about it than the anime but still not good. And it's kinda weird because at the beginning Nami and the other female characters did have more reasonable looking proportions but fans told him to make more sexually attractive women or something like that and so he did THAT. Also ironic how the males have like a thousand different body types while the females have only exactly 2: sexy skinny woman or grotesque fat woman. And the females almost always have the same facial features too. Compared to One Piece at least Code Geass is not nearly as bad.
>>22126725I’ve read it’s because he wants to draw three circles and an X lolThe men aren’t much better in terms of stick limbs desu, sanji looks ridiculous
The Chicago style dog is egregiously disgusting to me just because of the tomato
