>tastes like literal dirt and feces>zero nutritional value>die if you eat the wrong oneIs this the shittiest food category ever?
You don't understand
>>22125327Truth. Mushrooms are for people that pretend to like eating
I'm convinced the human palette doesn't develop until you're at least 18 years old so you're probably too young to post here
>>22125327I like to eat mushrooms because I like to pretend I'm Super Mario and that I'm big and strong when eating them. Let's a go! So long gay Bowser! Thank you a so much for a to playing my game!
>>22125327You forgot to mention the texture is vomit-inducing as well.
>>22125337You have to cook the water out of them, 90% of people don't do this then complain the texture is bad.
Your moms have entered the thread and they're very angry
>>22125335bing bing wahoo!
>>22125327>Is this the shittiest food category ever?No, that would be the category of Everything OP Has Ever Made.
>>22125335Eh. Amatuer. Luigi is way cooler. Mario has like no personality at all beyond just being a self-insert for the player. Sort of like Mickey Mouse versus Goofy who is a lot more fun than him.
Canned mushrooms is where it's at.
>>22125335>>22125553you're both amatuers. wario is the only way. wario is so awesome he's one of the very few mario characters to get his own spin-off franchise. the others i believe are yoshi and donkey kong but yoshi is just way too strongly tied to mario himself and donkey kong already existed before mario really became a thing. so wario is unique in his own way
>>22125335>>22125553>>22125595>people mention the other 3 plumber bros but not waluigi>waluigi gets sad>waluigi cries in a corner somewhere
>>22125333>palette
>>22125636Bro shut the fuck up the meme is long dead now. No one actually unironically gives a shit about him he was literally just created as a filler character so Wario could have a partner in an old Mario tennis game. And even then they could've just used an existing character from a Wario game not sure why they felt the need to make a whole new character just for that.
>>22125327>zero nutritional valueNot true. Mushrooms contain significant amounts of B-complex vitamins and various essential minerals.
>>22125679okay you are taking my post WAY more seriously than i intended it. i don't really give a shit i was just making a joke
>>22125679Fuck off, /v/irgin.
>>22125679Not who you were replying to but okay dude none of that means that a character can't still be likable. Luigi himself for example was originally literally just a palette swap for Mario so there could be a player 2 but he's now arguably the most popular Mario character of all. If anything Waluigi when he was first introduced had more depth than Luigi when he was first introduced because at least Waluigi looked completely different from Wario and was not just a palette swap.
>>22125327>Is this the shittiest food category ever?No, that's molluscs.
>>22125327A guy on joe rogan told me it gives you cancer so yes
>>22125767You're comparing the current Luigi to the original Waluigi, which doesn't really work. The relevant comparison is original Luigi vs. original Waluigi. Luigi was a palette swap because of technical limitations on the NES. Waluigi was created in 2000, when there were no such limitations, and yet he was still literally designed as "evil Luigi's partner for Wario." Looking different doesn't make him a deeper character. His entire personality, design, and existence are derivative of two existing characters, whereas Luigi at least had an actual and unique role in the core Mario games from day one.
>>22125327Mushrooms are so tasty.
>>22125592They look too gross even though they taste fine
>>22125327Where do you live to have dirt and feces that taste like mushrooms?
>>22125327They're a good source of copper, which can help delay the graying of your hair.
>>22125532OP has never made anything with value in his life, lets be real
>muh shroom
>>22125878I WAS comparing original Luigi to original Waluigi. It wouldn't even make sense otherwise because current Luigi is probably the Mario character with the most depth and the most iconic besides Mario himself meanwhile current Waluigi is a minor side character and original Waluigi was basically background character status. >Luigi was a palette swap because of technical limitations on the NES. Waluigi was created in 2000, when there were no such limitations, and yet he was still literally designed as "evil Luigi's partner for Wario." Looking different doesn't make him a deeper character. This is completely true though I'll give you that.
>>22125335Somehow I knew it wouldn't take too long for someone to mention this. And FYI according to the movie at least Mario actually hates mushrooms and only eats them to get strong lol.
>>22125327Step one>get the really fresh ones, the smaller the better >Dry pan them on high heat for 90 seconds>Add a splash picrel and light it up>Throw in a small cube of butter and turn the heat off>Throw in fresh thyme and a couple of crushed garlic cloves Let it rest for a few then serve and enjoy
>>22125553Luigi is a gay nancy for contrarian LOSERS.>oooo luigi is so much cooler because he is a wimpy shrimp dick faggot, I dont pick mario because he's on the box art and too obviousReal chads pick MARIO. Not gayluigi, not waluigi, not wario, THE MARIO MARIO.
>>22126781I'm pretty sure Mario is the most popular choice around the world by default anyway. The series is called Mario for a reason. Even your 100 year old grandmother probably knows who Mario at least is. Kinda similar to how Pikachu is by far the most iconic Pokemon and it's not even close.
>>22125331I like food, not eating, piggy.
>>22125335I’m WarholI’m war hoI’m wario when I’m in Mario kart
>>22125327Not gonna lie AS SOON AS THAT SHIT HITS MY MOUTH I'MA VOMIT LIKE MAXMOEFOE
>>22125327I eat mushrooms every day.
>>22127039I fucking hate that I know exactly what you're referring to. I know to a lot of people those videos were funny but to me they were just gross...which of course led to my friends trying to show me them just to piss me off.
>>22125592Fuck no!!
>>22125327Anon, how do you know what feces tastes like?
when cooked well they can be godly. still remember some i had at a restaurant like 10 years ago.
>>22126994Wololo
