What's the best dessert?
>>22126467Key lime pie is pretty keyed. Some claim it’s even locked.
>>22126467Moonpie and rc cola
Tiramisu. Especially if you make it yourself and can make a giant one for the price a restaurant would charge for just a slice
>>22126467would rape all of them>>22126471>>22126483truth
>>22126467>No hooves
>>22126484*use
the pauline one sounds pretty good
>>22126467Orange chocolate, and Daisy best princess. Fight me and say she isn't.
>>22126467I love how in recent years people have really been leaning into Daisy having much tanner skin compared to the other three. And I'm all for it. Kinda makes her look more unique rather than just a Peach in a yellow dress and shorter hair.
>>22126576Tan is nice (especially with tanlines) but some people just make her straight gyaru brown or just... brown. Eugh.
>>22126467There isn't a single "best" dessert—it depends on your taste—but if one dessert consistently wins people over, it's a well-made chocolate lava cake served warm with vanilla ice cream. It combines rich chocolate, a gooey center, and hot-and-cold contrast in one dessert.
>>22126467I'd probably have to go with chocolate and orange just simply because I'm obsessed with anything chocolate. Second favorite would likely be vanilla and blueberry, third cream and strawberry, and least favorite bourbon and cherry but not because it's bad or anything but because I never tried it.
>>22126467Normally cherry and bourbon would be my choice but I'm compelled by my petite girl fetish to choose orange and chocolate.
>>22126467I like how Daisy is the only one with completely bare legs. And I prefer that. Honestly never really got into the whole thigh highs, stockings, pantyhose, leggings, tights, etc. shit because I prefer bare legs so much more. Like when you see a girl in tiny shorts who clearly just shaved her legs like an hour ago and you just wanna rub her entire bare legs from ankle to top of the thigh.
>>22126635>Like when you see a girl in tiny shorts who clearly just shaved her legs like an hour ago and you just wanna rub her entire bare legs from ankle to top of the thigh.shit that reminds me of a female friend who almost exclusively wore short shorts and when hanging out outside she'd pull out some sunscreen and literally just rub it on the entire both of her legs. and when doing it she was really slow and really massaging the sunscreen into her skin to spread it out more. she seemed to especially focus on her thighs which she claimed burned the most easily. i asked if she didn't already put on sunscreen before and she told me it's important to reapply to protect her skin completely. couldn't tell if she was trying to turn me on or not. though to be clear outside of this she never did anything sexy. it was just this. but regardless i was still very turned on
>>22126702Did you smash?
>>22126702I don't know because obviously I wasn't there but from what you've described doesn't really sound like she was trying to turn you on. Depending on your climate and how hot and how humid it is reapplying sunscreen a lot of times can be really important, especially if you have really pale skin and especially if you're a redhead. And if she's wearing short shorts of course she's gonna need to massage her thighs to get sunscreen on there because how else are you supposed to get sunscreen on there? If she was a man in short shorts putting sunscreen on his thighs would you assume he was trying to turn you on? Not everything is about sex dude.
>>22126722unfortunately no. i do kind of wish i did because though she wasn't drop dead gorgeous or anything she was cute and had really nice legs. found out not too long after she already had a boyfriend to begin with before we even met>>22126761yeah i believe you are right. besides like i mentioned to the guy above me she did already have a boyfriend
>>22126761>a man in short shorts putting sunscreen on his thighs would you assume he was trying to turn you on?Depends, if it's at Ogunquit then yes.
>>22126471I second key lime + lemon meringue pie
>>22126761>If she was a man in short shorts putting sunscreen on his thighs would you assume he was trying to turn you on?NTA and for the record I'd consider myself like 99.99999% straight but for the other 0.000001% something a friend of mine was wearing short shorts and he went to put on sunscreen on his thighs and he in my opinion at least just had the most gorgeous silky smooth hairless muscular tanned toned thighs I had ever seen on a man and I got really turned on. And it's weird because I wasn't even really turned on by the rest of him literally just his legs. If you completely cropped out his upper body out of sight and left only his legs I'd still be equally turned on.
Rosalina
Banana pudding
>>22126467Tiramisu and/or Ras Malai
>>22126832
>>22126817hairless legs do tend to look rather feminine in general so i imagine for you his legs reminded you of a woman with muscular legs. that's what i assume. you could be straight or you could be slightly bi i don't know
>>22126834and/or A Good Apple Pie à la Modey
>>22126836>hairless legs do tend to look rather feminine in generalI mean not really. Some women have really hairy legs and I don't think it makes them look any less feminine. The whole idea of hairy equals masculine and shaved equals feminine never really made a lot of sense to me because both men and women have hairy legs by nature and both men and women can decide to shave it or not.
>>22126471>>22126814What Mario girl would carry key lime or lemon meringue? Toadette? Birdo? A girl from one of the spin-offs? Mona Pizza? Captain Syrup? Dixie Kong? I don't know man you guys decide.
>>22126467Ice cream
>>22126997Cute. I like the brown girl with cat-like eyes. Always love me some darker skinned anime characters. I don't care if they're light skin characters with tans I still like to see it.
>>22126870You sound like a tranny in denial
>>22127033Wtf? I'm autistic so I can't tell if you're joking or serious but bro both men and women grow hair on their legs. Hairy legs is neither masculine nor feminine. And the choice to shave it is neither masculine nor feminine.
>>22126467>samplekys. But once again Pauline proves to be the choice of MEN with tasteVanilla and blue berry is weirdly rare, I can't think of a time I've actually eaten a dessert of it
>>22127074Oh come on bro Pauline's canon design is already extremely sexualized for a character in a franchise for kids without you having to make her tits 10x bigger lol. Like it's genuinely shocking they greenlit her canon design. Especially since she's the only character to be this blatantly sexualized. The other Mario girls don't even have boobs really.
>>22127088in terms of design at least pauline is the mario equivalent of rouge the bat from sonic. the other sonic females aren't as nearly as sexualized as she isthough of course in terms of personality pauline and rouge are way way different. rouge leans into her sexiness and openly flirts with the male characters while pauline is more like jessica rabbit as in "she's not bad she's just drawn that way" and is very professional and formal
>>22127088Honestly I'm a flat enjoyer deep down but those tits are really not that bad when you see how absurd most fan art is with buxom women
>>22127074I don't know if I've ever had vanilla and blueberry but it sounds good as fuck because I love vanilla and I love blueberries.
>>22127126me too :)I have vanilla protein powder which I add frozen blueberries to to make a shake
>>22127125Well you're not wrong about that. Fan art in general can be very insane. There's a reason places like Deviantart and Tumblr have terrible reputations.
>>22127125This looks really good actually. Unsure if unpopular opinion or not but I much prefer on-model fan art than off-model fan art. Wish we saw more of that and less of this. >>22127074 The trend of fan art giving all of their characters massive titties that are like 10x the size of their heads is just so passe at this point in my opinion.
>>22127166>Unsure if unpopular opinion or not but I much prefer on-model fan art than off-model fan art"off-model" is literally a derogatory term. No one likes a character and then says "I want some fanart that looks nothing like them please"
>>22126467Orange Chocolate > Blueberry Vanilla > Cherry Bourbon > Strawberry Cream
>>22127074Here you go.
>>22127202I don’t need your darn help. I found it on me own
>>22127206Wow. Rude. I was just trying to be nice.
>>22127166Outside of porn or fetish accounts you'll find more of this >>22127125 and way less of this >>22127074 If you're constantly coming across monster sized titties then that's probably because you've been looking up that sort of thing and the algorithm is showing you more of it. Block accounts that post that shit when you see it and follow accounts that post more normal casual fan art.>In the small chance anyone noticed in the past few seconds that I deleted and reposted this reply it's because I accidentally quoted the wrong pictures (or more specifically quoted the same picture twice when I meant to quote different ones) but I fixed it now
>>22126838Apple pie but it’s got to have a crumble top (sugared top pie crust is also acceptable)
>>22127209Why are you pretending to be me?
>>22127262he's probably just some weird schizo who genuinely thought he wrote the comment and just forgot...and i would've kiiiiiinda understood that if it wasn't for the (you)s that are clearly visible so he's a schizo and retarded
>>22127265I'll admit that's happened to me before, not on an active thread. But when I'm reading through the archives for discourse, and I find a post I think is very smart and interesting. Only to then realize "wait I posted that a few years ago".Makes me feel like a bit of a narcissist. Though it'd be infinitely worse if the opposite were to happen.
>>22127265Or he is just trolling and thinks it's funny. It is kind of a mindfuck why an anonymous user would wanna pretend to be ANOTHER user who is also anonymous lol. It just catches you off guard because it's like what do you have to gain from that?
>>22127277>Though it'd be infinitely worse if the opposite were to happen.oh shit that's right. by the time i discovered 4chan i was already an adult so i'd be absolutely mortified because the "i was just a kid" or "i was just a teenager" excuse or whatever just doesn't stick if you were already an adult. i definitely do cringe though whenever i look back at very old accounts i used to post on when i was like 14 years old. it was mostly just me bitching about how much i hate school and how i'd rather die than go to school and schools are just as bad as concentration camps or slavery and should be abolished and then more cringy stuff about crushes i had at the time or me complaining about my parents having rules or whatever. but i was 14 so i had an excuse
>>22127296>it was mostly just me bitching about how much i hate school and how i'd rather die than go to school and schools are just as bad as concentration camps or slavery and should be abolished and then more cringy stuff about crushes i had at the time or me complaining about my parents having rules or whatever. but i was 14 so i had an excuseDamn that does sound pretty bad. That was my attitude towards life when I was like 11 or so but I do understand that different people develop at different rates. Better to act like this at age 11 or 14 rather than 18 and up.
>>22126589Yeah it's like I know Daisy's skin is supposed to be darker compared to the other three but some people just go way too far with it lmfao. She's supposed to be only slightly darker not just flat-out Black. Picrel is what she looked like in her first 3D appearance back in Mario Tennis 64.
>>22127331Nigga that's barely even enough to be called a "tan." That's like the most normal White person skin color in real life. The other Mario girls are just simply really pale.
>>22126467>>22127202I like how their clothes are literally being held up only by their tits and nothing else. Daisy's looks the most secure while Rosalina's looks like it's about to fall down lol.
