the worst part is the crust but that can be improved by toasting it

>>22126726
Did you have a bitch in your ear before?

It's pretty good when the wagies make it right which it looks like yours did. But it's like Popeyes...the odds of the wagies being even remotely competent is extremely low.

>>22126738
Expecially if they are black.

>>22126744
Obviously that goes without saying.

>>22126744
Nothing more nostalgic than hearing the melanated ones say "deep dish pep" to the guy in the back.

Caesars has never NOT been good. It's just most people buy the hot n' readies which are always shit. It's never occurred to them to NOT buy the garbage off the rack.

>>22126726
Most chain pizza places are at least acceptable. There are too many of them competing for a bad one to stay in business.

The only exception to that is Papa John's. I don't know how people can stand that shit, the crust literally tastes like cardboard.

>>22126726
it's sort of the same reason why kraft mac n cheese tastes pretty good and chef boyardee is awful garbage. no matter the shortcuts the chains take cold fermented dough and creamy restaurant grade mozzarella equal an addictive snack you can't easily replicate at home.

>>22126726
>"deep dish pep!" comes the deep voice of the african fellow at the register.
>in the back, an assortment of negros mill around, cutting pizza, folding boxes, standing around
>I take a seat by the window as I wait
>Tameka and her mulatto son Jaybren walk in and spend 3 minutes poking at their phone to open the roboports that serve up preordered pizzas
>Ho-Tran Brasky comes in, harried, and retrieves 5 pizzas, zooming out to complete his Doordash deliveries
>A super fat white kid with an afro comes in with his 2 skinny beige friends. 3 hot-n-ready pizzas and a 2 liter are handed to him.
>I look out the window, examining the cratered concrete of the parking lot and the white concrete blocks of the industrial paint store across the street.
>the minutes tick by as I read the menu over and over.
>"deep dish pep?" comes the voice from the counter. "yes" I say with a smile as he hands me the box.
>it's going to be a great friday evening.

I had little ceasers the other day and it made me have to take a shit

>>22126726
Because you are simple minded and easily pleased. Little Cesars is greasy dogshit.