webm thread
>>22127787Ovwr-kneaded. Will be dense.
>>22127787She can knead my balls any day
>>22127787Why is that dough so oily?
>>22127799Pizza dough?
simp spam/advertising thread
Ok. We get it. Just post the egg cart guy or Jack already.
>>22127787>>22127791>>22127792Is this innocent or nah
>>22127866no lol it's tradwife fapbait
>>22127859I got you, no worries.
>>22127787>>>/wsg/6203517
>>22127899What a terrible way to make poppers.
>>22127899This is what people think of you.
sigh
>grass tastes bad
>>22127973Yes yes
>>22127842any more of her
>>22127787Imagine just cracking her over the head with a rod while she's doing that shit. haha.
>>22127842that bone marrow needs more time in the oven
>>22127787Gluten is so cool man
>>22127866Just ask yourself if anyone would eat a cucumber like that. Those bites were huge
>>22127859
>>22127999
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>>22127888how does he get out?
>>22127973sourced from a couple rocks sitting near the ditch out back.
>>22127866I mean yeah you got to jerk the cucumber off to get rid of the spikes. But she got a bit to carried away.
>>22127866she’s a fucking floured up cucumber slut what do you think
>>22127859To this day I search for an archive of this video
>>22128519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xh0U8jKDnYTelebrands sent him a cease & desist over this. There's evidence that they changed the directions to say that the hinge should not be clipped shut during cooking after this and other reports of what happened to Jack.
>>22127973Humiliation ritual
>>22128526Holy shit, thank you so much I've searched for years for this video. This is actually one of the seldom few times Jack was in the right and he was super gracious in assuming it was his fault.
>>22128471disgusting
>>22128535They took exception to his usage of the word "explodes." https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/7759025/1/telebrands-corp-v-giveme-inc/The redo video looks like it was filmed at gunpoint.
>>22128467What do u think it tasted like?
>>22128506>woman does anything>REEE WHAT A WHOREgo outside
>>22128540Mushy stank.
>>22128526I love Jack and he's a good man. He's provided me with countless hours of free entertainment since I found him around 2010.
>>22128526>the fade out after it explodesi always thought that was edited in for the dark souls "you died" webm and hearing him talk after he fades out made me think he was still speaking as a ghost
How does he get out?
>>22127787
>>22129020
>>22127888THANK YOU
>>22128541>>woman does anything>>REEE WHAT A WHOREthis but unironically
>>22129020That's what I want to be reminded of when I eatPus and open sores
>>22128498>the croissant has zero soulis that really what the chinese runes said
>>22129086>Do people actually fall for thisDo you have the slightest fucking idea how much Vtubers make? They don't even have real tits to show off.
>>22129131>Do you have the slightest fucking idea how much Vtubers make?No. Luckily, I am an ignorant boomer on that aspect
>>22129138i know its bait for this exact response, but I should call her
>>22128221the heat of the fire cooks the knife
>>22128568>undercooked onions and tomatoes with an overpowering basil flavor permeating everythingWhat did he hope to achieve?
>>22127973This is so fucking funny
>>22127793Boys I'm gonna pass out
>>22129138Well, there's an alternative use for this
>>22127950It was so hot that literally $100 worth of truffle fell onto her boobs/the floor and the rest of it she didn't actually eat she just spat out.
>>22129572That kind of one pot spaghetti meal was popular on the internet. He was just trend chasing. It's not an original jack idea
>>22127793>Not folding and rolling
>>22127973imagine the chefs laughing at this retard that paid $300 to eat fucking grass
>>22127799Because it's being touched by an Italian.
>>22127888checked.also, do you think he knows he's psuedo-famous?
>>22129138What even is that?
>>22127942..is this innocent or nah
>>22127973>what balding do to a mf
>>22130547David Lynch's 1989 Japanese ads for vaginal soap
>>22128519>>22128526It wasn't that dramatic. It seems more like the device opened itself to keep from burning the food and becoming a fire hazard.
>>22128498oof
>>22129748Ja/ck/s voice is so radically different in his new videos its sad.
>>22130538Kawaii desu
>>22128471i once fucked a woman that looks like that and it was not nice
>>22129572You are right about the onions, however tomatoes can and should be added to pasta dishes raw near the end of cooking and that much basil in pasta is perfectly permissible, pesto is like all basil but yeah that's too much boiled onion.
>>22128471Finally some good fucking food.
just cooked this one
>>22127888>>22131049
>>22127888thanks, I can hide the thread now
>>22128471dios mio...
>>22128467amazing how even when he had two hands, he still couldn't manage to cut a lime in half correctly.
why is it so expensive?
>>22127787>Veiled gooner threadWhy don't you guys just jerk it on gif instead?
>>22128180sure boss
>>22131140Have you been?/gif/ is 90+% black dick and/or tranny dick
>>22131140gif doesn't have ja/ck/
>>22127793She makes me want to know what being loved feels like.
>>22127856She makes me hope Japan gets nuked again.
>>22128471Too fat and ugly.
Remember when webm threads were about food and not dumb ethot whores?
>>22128467>>22131112What does adding the lime even do?
>>22131544Why, because she made fun of that cringe restaurant gimmick? You do realize that pageantry they put on is extremely homosex, yes? She was right to mock it.
>>22131763>wasting good food for a gag when 99% of her country is too poor to be American
>>22131562what is this stupidity
>>22131855I'm sorry, did it lose your attention because there was no big bobbed whore showing it off?
>>22131860it seems like a lot of work to make scrambled eggs. also grilling them in the shell seems like it would be somewhat pointless.
>>22129012This recipe is 10x better if you soft boil the eggs and chill them before adding.
>>22131483i have tons of /gif/,/wsg/ ja/ck/s >>22131562cooking food is peak sexy since 500 AD
>>22127878>tradwife>brown
>>22131990you're literally green
>>22131989>Strength 5>Dexterity 3>Constitution 12>Intelligence 12>Wisdom 8>Charisma 16>Comeliness 14
>>22128519FREEZE!! STEP AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN!
>>22128221>>22127856I blame women for these kind of stuff
>>22128467He got so mad he didnt win the contest but all he did was mix a bunch of store bought shit with his rancid meat. I cant even imagine how toxic this crap must have tasted. Jack is truly special
>>22132175how do people know this was in new zealand
>>22128498>Hairy japanese "croissant" Yeah that checks
>>22132183police badge on the other officer's belt
>>22132186I see thanks
>>22132183The wall didn't fall down while the officer was pounding the door
>>22129748>Still to this day cant properly cook a chicken without it being raw Amazing
>>22131011Skill issue
>>22129053what is she making?
>>22132186Why is there a McDonald’s logo on the shirt
>>22129048You are still a moron for not seeing the difference.
>>22128541You’re retarded if you think any of those first few videos were authentic. No one with boobs is comfortable flopping them around like this >>22127793. They will ache, seriously. Maybe they’re small enough not to but, we’ve used some method of strapping them down for a reason and it’s not modesty. Second, what the fuck is she even making? Seriously. Find me the end result. Whomst lets their dough hang off the counter, and why is it such a thin, irregular shape?No one eats a cucumber like that. Why would you strip the corn towards yourself, and why is she staring into the camera with her mouth open? And these ones >>22127792 >>22127791 are making weird faces and motions to do what they’re doing. And this one >>22127787>>22127805 doesn’t look like she shows what she’s doing either. I don’t care if they are camwhores, there’s obviously a market for gooner tradwife content. But no, this is not “woman does anything and is a whore”. Learn to spot the difference desu.
>>22132399wearing a bra has been proven to weaken connective tissue and make tits sag even more over time
>>22131121*taps knife*
>>22132415I don’t see how that’s relevant when i specifically said “some form of strapping them down”. Bras were invented in the early 1900s but there’s centuries of support garments before them. Personally, daily comfort is a priority compared to ensuring perky-as-possible boobs into old age. Some of us need the weight distributed properly, i don’t care if technically they’ll sag faster.
>>22129053Authentic African cuisine. Yummy.
>>22132399>immense effort to answer to retarded postDon't know what ticked you off but appreciate a nice effortpost.
>>22132511Boob support is very important to me :3
>>22132511Oh you meant the other oneTo think someone might see that and be like “yeah, that’s normal” bothered me. Just sets people up for failure when they’re probably already struggling
>>22132191Kek
>>22131138>>22131533>browsing in reverse>wonder if the stroke is what causes him to mash the sandwich into his face to accomplish naught but making a mess>nope he's just that fucking stupid
>>22132399What does it say on that blue piece of paper?
>>22132569/ck/ and the date but it's backwards because she's retarded. she's not wrong tho.
>>22132373sweet potato casserole
>>22132622Isnt sweet potato, you know sweet already ?
>>22127842Girls think they cooked their husband or boyfriend the best meal of his life.They don't realize that spot was permanently claimed years earlier by a random spring break dinner in univ made with the boys in a filthy, cockroach-infested dorm room, in a borrowed pan, by a guy wearing a wifebeater, with fewer utensils than a 12th-century peasant family.Nothing has tasted that good since.
>>22132619Hey, I was just sleepyDidn’t even fix my discombobulated tatas
>>22132656yes!
>>22132399why is it flipped you stupid itoddler
>>22128430He'd have to eat, or sell all the eggs.He learned this the hard way.
>>22132683It’s a mirror pic, not an iPhone issue
>>22132672
>>22132399you are correct and also in possession of a nice rack
>>22132713HAHAHA what is that from?>>22132804Grassy ass, king
>>22132415>>22132511>>22132569>>22132683>>22132804silence chuds the boobs are speaking
>>22132399Respectfully, I would like to:1) Fuck you inbetween you're tit's2) Cum on your're tit'sThat is all.
>>22132809>HAHAHA what is that from?sherlock holmes fight scene
>>22132661This >>22133082 isn’t the best meal you ever seen? Plastic bacon and undercooked everything else>>22132853I think if they could talk they’d be annoying>>22132999Respectfully, that is not appealing to me>>22133002Thx for clarifying, very funny B)
>>22133085Stfu dumb fucking whore
>>22133103are you jewish?/ck/ is for everyone>>>/pol/
>>22131151her criteria for a boyfriend:>6'5">chiseled abs>not autistic>famous>$10mil+ in the bank
>>22127787>this is what they took from youvghhh
>>22133140anon... it's just bait her boyfriend is the guy filming
>>22133147Fake and gay.
>>22132399Kudos on the fake tits, dude.>No one with boobs is comfortable flopping them around>No onePlenty of women I know flop their boobs around on the regular. Maybe your boobs are defective somehow? ...or maybe you're just a weak little pussy?
>>22133082What kind of bag is that bacon in?
>>22133160Sure, whatever, i shouldn’t have said no one. The vids are still gooner bait though>>22133119>>22133103Calm down
>>22133119Too fat.
>>22133168>gooner baitWhy is that relevant?Plenty of lesbos love tits too.Is it suddenly bad just because you're self conscious about your funbags?
>>22133168I didn't think they were goonerbait. The webms were not arousing or titillating. It's just some costumed woman being silly on the internet. >>22127842This kind of thing is gooner bait
>>22133196Now THIS is gooner bait.kek
>>22133196
>>22133215Isn't he a devout Christian or former missionary or something like that? Taking that much pleasure from gluttony must surely be a sin.
>>22133178Nobody said it was bad, some people were just denying what it is.
>>22133274Damn orangutan has better manners than me. FUCK.
>>22132399>No one with boobs is comfortable flopping them around like this Sounds like you've been lucky? Enough not to have to interact with hippies in your life.
>>22131121Beef is up almost 100% in price since 2020Wood, particularly the wood used for meat smoking, has only ever been getting more expensive over timeAnd finally vastly outclassing both of those, commercial rents are something like 2-3x as expensive now as they were ten years ago
>>22133280i imagine she jacked off to this furiously
>>22133178Lesbos are not excluded, they can goon just as much as anyone else.The problem isn’t that it’s gooner bait, my problem was this >>22128541 and i explain more here >>22132521>>22133189And you would be wrong. The other one is more obvious, and that’s why i pointed out all the weird things in the first few. It’s not normal behavior, it’s for tradwife gooners.Compare the weird shimmying and facial expressions to this normal lady.Also, the ice water tip is excellent..
>>22133322The hippies i know wear bandeau tops. Sure, they show nips and you get more jiggle than a normal bra but loosey goosey and shimmying around like that is not normal. That’s really my point here, not too deep desu>>22133394Wtf
>>22133274He eats in a more civil and even tempered manner than vast swaths of the human population
>>22133398It's not gooner bait though. Not once did I think about gooning to that retarded looking women larping as a tradwife. She looks gross and mentally disabled
>>22133407Sounds like the ones you met put more thought into it than the ones out were I grew up. I've seen way way worse and they start to sag like tribeswomen from an old nat geo documentary
>>22133423>i didn't do it so nobody else did
>>22133423I think you should trust me on this one. >>22133433Ah, well I am from the suburbs. I bet it can get “worse” when there isn’t a soccer mom concerned about the family image.
>>22133164I don’t knowI wonder if it’s like the steamer bags frozen vegetables come in? I’d rather not have bacon though, looked terrible
fugg anons, i have medication induced man boobs, you've convinced me to buy a bra
>>22133274>that hairline
>>22133491Noo what you might like is this thoughCould be comfier for you.When you put it on, you may just need to adjust up.
>>22133099Its not just the faggotry of the gimmick but id never fucking eat something that shapes itself into a square.
>>22133486Why should I trust you? Are you a super gooner or something?
>>22127942>lust provoking image
>>22133196>you don't have to tell me what happened at the mining deal meeting>but you DO HAVE TO EAT ALL THE BEANS
>>22127787>>22127791>>22127792>>22127793>>22127796Thats some kind of weird zoomer porn, right?
>>22133752ye>watch video out of curiosity>she's slapping around the dough and breathing hard>like half the comments are about how pretty she is or her boobslol
>>22132788What part of germany is this? Windhoek, Namibia?
>>22133099So that's about a minute and a half I'll never get back.
>>22127888Blessed webm tripsDo you think surly knows he has 13 million views on youtube?
>>22128568Why the fuck is he like thisAtrocious, even for his standards
>>22129037That faggot's face is ten times more repulsive than that anon's webm. Never post this subhuman ever again.
>>22133196>stirs spoon aimlessly in search of flavor
>>22132399clean your mirror you dirty ass hoe
>>22133817>ew! A girl! Yuck! Cooties! I need my safe boy space!!
>>22132399>woman opinion Kek
>>22133284I don't get it.
>>22133284
>>22133874maybe he just wants a clean mirror to better see the boobies
>>22132399i can tell you have a butter face just by looking at your breasts
>>22133888you have a seed oil face lole
>>22133874I really should though>>22133888> double dubs and tripsDevastating :(
>>22133529You could probably trust all the other people pointing it out if you don't trust boobs (understandably)
>>22133987Who is your anime waifu?
>>22133874So did she have sex with you yet or was your embarrassing post for nothing?
>>22134064:(
>>22134004Tough question, someone fun like Komori or Rindou I really like Megumi from food wars too though <3
>>22134116 Acceptable taste I suppose
>>22133223Gluttony doesn't mean just any eating. It's eating more than you need. So unless he's some kind of huge eater that I don't know about, he's not doing gluttony.
>>22127793butcher block counter tops is huge flex if you maintain them
Beautiful women and food will always be kino
>>22132399I've taken everything you've said into consideration and it's clear thT we need to see your nipples over on /gif/
>>22132160>ComelinessWhat does her ability to have orgasm have anything to with food
>>22133133I like this guy but I dont like him being a fanboy of bourdain
>>22133274Based monkey
>>22133274where did you get this video of me
