For me you can't beat the convenience of a dimpled, pre-fatted frozen pattie.
>>22128583What does that even do? Nobody does that, everbody hates you. Goddamnit.
>>22128583>pre-fattedwut
>>22128583Pre fatted kek
>>22128583>pre-fatted
>>22128602>>22128608>>22128612It means it's not fatted after it's done you fucking retards
>>22128700What the fuck is a not-fatted burger.
I have a very simple 2 step method to make dozen patties good but I'm not going to share it
>>22128702I bet that guy has 3 kids with that girl >>22128608
>>22128702This guy gets it, but he's also gay anon
>>22128583Those are crap
>>22128583PREFATTED!!!! SOUNDS LIKE MY BITCH EXWIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>22128583buying ground beef and forming patties by hand is slightly less convenient but 100x betterfrozen patties are fine if you have to cook a lot but we both know youre only cooking for yourself
>>22128700how the fuck do you post-fat a burger dumbass
>>22128784when I make frozen patties myself, they end up getting a better crust when I cook them as opposed to a freshly formed patty
>>22128794Innerestin', but kinda makes sense after thinking about. The majority of the time the heat is going to the outsides and cooking them which eventually warms up the insides. Freshly formed, your burgers are done before you get that crisp. You probably also turn them before any crisp can occur.I'm not a chef by any means but maybe make more but thinner home made patties, get that crisp on both sides and wala. I guess it's called a smash burger these days.
>>22128702This guy has really clean fingernails.
>>22128583It's *patty*.And it's not "pre-fatted". They don't add fat to lean meat. Hamburger is made from grinding the parts that contain both. Fucking retard.
>>22128608i should call her
>>22129063Because he doesn't work, he lives in his parents' basement.
>>22128583I like these flower shaped ones from Tennessee
>>22128784when I try making them by hand they always fall apart
>>22129262That just aint right. God never intended such a thing.
>>22128772Yeah I'm gay so what, but I'm one of those stealth gays that you can't tell is gay. We are all around you making souffles and cupcakes n shit
>>22129435How much for a stealth souffle? Hold the gay please, i am not gay.
>>22129435best kind of gay..wtb gay eggs 1788G+ 24S or enhancement shammy WotLK armour set no homo
>>22128583I can't buy frozen meat anymore, my local store sells store made sausages and patties they make from their ground beef. Take a look at ingredients on your frozen patties and you'll be disgusted
>>22129433Works pretty good for getting more of the crispy edges.
>>22129836>Take a look at ingredients on your frozen patties and you'll be disgusted>ingredients: beefEW GROSS
>>22128583The dimpling is actually perforating. Look it up, they do it all the time.
>>22128583my supermarket hat frozen low fat patties which were peak for clean lazy eating but them bitches stopped stocking them for some reason
>>22128733King AssRipper is gay
the fuck does pre fatted mean
>>22129063king assripper really takes his appearance seriously.
>>22130136I thought someone said he had a girlfriend. His audience not just watching for lolz is likely just gay dudes but that doesn't mean he's gay.
>>22128583These things always give me the shits, without fail
>>22128583>fattedso your entire family tree huh?
>>22128583The meat is absolute crap, but since it's marketed to people literally too lazy and retarded to smash a hunk of ground meat flat, it doesn't matter.
>>22128702Why is Zelenskyy over here all the time? Get back to your fucking country, you're at war.
>>22130029They better not.
>>22128733>>22128772>>22129063>>22130136>>22132630This is now a KAR thread.https://dn710208.ca.archive.org/0/items/karchive/King%20Ass%20Ripper%20-%20Would%20you%20like%20to%20sit%20next%20to%20me%20next%20time%20we%20go%20out%20to%20eat%EF%BC%9F%20%28VfE-5c5iz4E%29.mp4https://dn710208.ca.archive.org/0/items/karchive/king%20ass%20ripper%20farting%20on%20his%20roommates%20door%20%28MQuLRv9HDQI%29.mp4
Simple dimple?https://files.catbox.moe/vc3574.mp4
>>22133585They do. In fact, sometimes they use a knife style blade so it's not as obvious. There are some devious mothers in the meat packing industry.
>>22128583I use these for a weird, fast burger variant. Fry one of these up, add a slice of american cheese (land-o-lakes only), cover to steam the cheese. 2 slices of white bread toast, thin slice of red onion, ketchup, mayo. It's no frills, but no effort, and very tasty. 10 minutes from start to finish, tops.
