Appetizer Round-day old refrigerated rotisserie duck, whole-powdered buttermilk-Ale 8 One Soda-a jar of Banchan DanjiAs always you have full access to the Chopped pantry. You have 20 minutes.
>>22131549What are you talking about?Do you have schizophrenia
>>22131549>go to pantry>find liquor>drink for free for an hour>eat rotisserie duck>endure the embarrassment of having to explain myself that there's nothing prepared to the disapproving judges with dramatic music
>>22131549banchan danji what? banchan danji is just a brandanyway I'd make a soda tempura and fry the duck in it and make a ranch out of the buttermilk and banchan juices and cover it in melted american cheese.chopped is fake and gay
>>22131597I omitted a word. It's jangajji.
>>22131556You DONT know about this failed cable tv show from the 2000s?!!!
>>22131549>eat the duck>grab a can of soup from that pantry and hand it to the fucker unopened
Duck tacos with an Ale-8 gastrique, kimchi slaw, and buttermilk ranch. Scott Conant would complain I didn't make fresh tortillas, but he'd still clean the plate.
>>22131556>>22131608Everyone ignored this anon and they got mad so they googled it and are not pretending someone also thinks OPs thread is stupid
>so what brings you to chopped?>well ted, [sad sack of shit tear-jerker sob story]>winjust that easy
>>22131878>mother terminally ill>children, estranged>wife, left>unemployed>disabled>about to be evicted for bonus effect>something about liking cooking (optional)Viola. Winner of whatever cooking competition/ reality show, it doesn't even matter at this point
>>22131549Throw all ingredients in a blender. Judges today I have prepared for you a duck milkshake.
>>22131827>kimchi slawyou didnt transform the ingredient
>>22131878>power rankings of reason for being hereyoung non white trying to go to school > sad story but non white > sad story but white women > minority > white women >(power gap)> white male sad story > white male
>>22132551>>22132780>your sob story? it's missing an ingredient. i'm not tasting any terminal illness. gotta get it on the plate next time>yes chef
one time they had nutria in the basket, which is basically a guinea pig.
>>22133213but the charity im playing for is autism speaks
>>22132753 >you didnt transform the ingredientI'll transform your ass with my steel-toed boot.
>>22131558There would be no embarrassment if you liquored up for an entire hour and had a good duck to eat.You would leave a winner
