people be clowning on it but pb&j is for real one of the best foods ever invented
>>22131731can stacking a few different foods on top of each other really be called an invention?
>>22131731You ever put chips inside yours?
>>22131734Yes
>>22131734Would you tell Elvis that a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich was not an invention?
>>22131731if you really want to up your peanut paste & pectin game make it a double
>>22131731literally makes me have to take a sh*t
>>22131731The trick is to use jam and not jelly. Preserves work too, but marmalade is right out,.
>>22131731PB&J move aside, the Fluffernutter has entered the room.
Sorry, a sandwich can never be mostly sweet. That goes for japanese sandos too. A sandwich is meat/cheese+some veggie+some sauce+bread.
>>22132164as a new englander it shames me that I have not only never had a Fluffernutter but I've never even tried marshmallow fluff :[
>>22131731My special is buttering the bread before the pb and j. Nothing like it.
>>22132196True. I like toasting it a bit too so it's all gooey.
When I was a kid I used to make peanut butter sandwiches with these in the morning. After I heated up the waffled the peanut butter got all melty and great. It was marvelous.
>>22131731I honestly feel bad for you and anyone else who holds that opinion.
>>22132211Thats sad anon. Get well soon.
>>22132252What's sad is that your idea of "best food ever" is made with not only sugary jam, but peanut butter and bread that are loaded with sugar for no reason whatsoever other than to make them hyperpalatable for children and child-like adults. The corporations that make this garbage have no interest in making a quality product, they have no interest in anything other than profit.It's disgusting on multiple levels.In a literal sense, if you condition your palate with real food and then taste this crap you'd understand. It's practically candy, more of a dessert than a meal.In a moral sense because the megacorps have none.And also in a different moral sense because these corporations are who my fellow countrymen and our ancestors have elected with our wallets to lead us culturally. Rather than feeling nostalgia for homecooked meals using real ingredients that our parents and grandparents cooked for us in our childhood, we feel nostalgic for some crap that advertising firms sold to our parents. It's as far away from real food as they're allowed to make it, it's as cheap as it can be, it's as bad as they can get away with.I think that everyone who's been conditioned to believe that this is normal needs to get well.And if eating garbage and feeding my kids garbage means I'm unwell, I don't want to be well.
>>22132166peanut butter is not sweet>>22132171they aren't good. I bought a jar of fluff to try out fluffernutters and ended up using the fluff for something else because it's just not a good sandwich.
>>22132279And if not* eating garbage and feeding my kids garbage means I'm unwell, I don't want to be well.
>>22132286>they aren't good.I honestly cannot even fathom any way those could be good. maybe for tubby 8yr olds and even that's a maybe
>>22131943all food does that
>>22132279relax fatty its just a sandwich
I'm gonna make a peanut paste & pectin sandwich on soft rye within the hour. I will report back with commentary and photos. I feel a nostalgia bent coming
>>22131731Do amerilards really not toast their bread beforehand? Is that why all of their arteries are clogged? Eating untoasted white bread is like eating an unseasoned potato
>>22132332I heard amerifats are so gluttonous they have 4 times the food at their grocery stores and have to ride around on scooters to shop. They don't even pay for a license to drive them its insane.
>>22132164>as a pitch black nigger I feel pride having not only had multiple Fluffernutters but I also just ate a jar of marshmallow fluff :]
>>22132279Sorry I didn't read your blog post. Sorry you're so upset or whatever this was about.
>>22132317It's good bros. Back when I was in kindergarten my mother used to make me pbjs for lunch and I would eat them while watching Mister Rogers. The rye I have today isn't the same as the white sandwich bread I grew up on but still a huge nostalgia hit
>>22132334I heard Europeans feed their babies formula thats 50% sugar by weight
>>22132343This is an American stereotype, nice try.
>>22131731true, pretty hightier uncooked food.
>>22132345You can look it up but OK bro
>>22132347>jam is cooked>bread is baked>peanuts are roastedthere's no part of this that isn't cooked anon
>>22132314I'm almost certainly less of a fatty than you, lmao. It's a sandwich that represents my culture that got raped and spit on.>>22132341>I didn't readI'm willing to bet that's a common theme in your life.
>>22132353Sorry you're so upset
>>22132356Are you really?
>>22132353You almost certainly aren't, since you don't even have this self-control to not have a meltdown over a sandwich.
>>22132359Yeah, I feel really bad for you.
>>22132360>meltdownBy this I guess you mean "strong opinion that takes more than one or two sentences to express".>>22132364Because I believe that people should eat real food and I had a few minutes to waste professing that belief in a 4chan post?
>>22132376Because you're so upset, like I said twice. Try to keep up.
>>22132342Beautiful
>>22132279Sugar is good for you, not bad at all, especially if it's buffered by the fiber in fruits. Fat is the problem. Peanut butter is 50% fat and that is extremely unhealthy and slows digestion, etc. We need low-fat, and low-protein diets. High-carbohydrate, unrefined diets are the healthiest. Essentially high starch diets are the gold standard.
>>22132286>they aren't goodIs the blame more on the fluffer than the nutter?
>>22132353im 6 ft 175 fatso. im sorry for what the pb&j did to you
>>22131731>people be clowning on it but pb&j is for realnigger talk. make a new thread with proper English and I will respond with a relevant comment
>>22131731quite true.
I wonder if peanut butter and dulce de leche would be good
>>22133677yes because pb on toast is great but pb and marshmallow on toast is retarded and just serves to dilute the pb
>>22132342> Rye pbj Sounds very interesting, wouldLooks like a lovely little sandwich
>>22132342>not seeded
>>22134040>not feeded
>>22134186n
