I went to the house of a family descended from Sicilians and this was what the grandma there made.
>>22132563YUM
>>22132563Ew why do Italians always mix noodle shapes? It cooks unevenly and some of the noodles get too mushy.
>>22132570>It cooks unevenlyOnly if you're retarded. You're not dumping everything in simultaneously, are you? >noodlesOh. Yeah. You /are/ retarded. Well, carry on, then. Would you like me to jingle my keys for you?
>>22132563looks like ketchup on some pasta
>>22132563WOW rigatoni and ragu sauce , ive made that and it SUCKS
>>22132611italian grandmas can make even a toni’gu taste poggers
authentic Italian food is sadly carbslop with tomatoes, mostly
>>22132563unloving grandma
>>22132631people dont actually eat pasta in italy, that is a misconception.
>>22132563EW send grandma back
>>22132570texture>>22132611yeah its half thick half soupy on paper it sounds good but in reality its a mess.
>>22132563haha she made you pasta fagioli
>>22132563>Amerimutts cant cookBreaking news.
>>22132589>Would you like me to jingle my keys for you?Yes please
>>22132563
doesn't matter how it looks, how does it taste
>>22132563Looks like some pretty good fazool, could use a little parmigiana, maybe a little ricott', bada bing, bada boom, hey ho!
>>22132836I could use a little layered casserole?
>>22132792Most people in all countries can't cook. Cooking is a woman's job. Your country can't even afford toilet paper.Nice try, jeet.
>>22132563Based Nonna
>>22132838Marone, this guy thinks ricott' and mannicott' are the same thing! Fugedaboutit!
>>22132847No. I think (actually: know) that you speak no Italian whatsoever because you not only don't know that parmigiana and parmigiano are two different words nor what parmigiana even means.
>>22132570Real Italians don't do this. Only American wopslop does
>>22132859False. We mix pasta shapes all the time in Italy. I have no idea why a filthy, dingofucking bogan like you would think she's some expert on what people TWO CONTINENTS AWAY do in our own country.
>>22132852My phone auto corrected it and I didn't catch that the first time, so I was really reaching because I didn't realize what you meant.
>>22132864I rarely mix noodle shapes.When I do, it's either because I ran low on specific shapes or I do it out of boredom, but I always cook the different shapes seperately, then combine them afterwards.
>>22132852Not OP, but explain the difference.I don't speak eggplant.
>>22132563When I was 22 and stupid I made "carbonara" with cream, garlic, etc it was actually delicious because I used a shit ton of garlic. Anyway my mom's friend who was Italian Americans tried it and loved it because there was so much garlic.My point is Italian Americans don't know how to cook real Italian food, and that's okay. They have their place and their food is still often good.
>>22132955>Thinks a woman's opinion matters.
>>22132563This is the Italian version of beans on toast
>>22132563>mixed pasta shapes
>>22132958From the sound of it she was probably menstruating and only thought it was good because of cravings and hormones or some stupid shit
>>22132958>Women have no opinions>Women belong in the kitchen>Women can't have opinion on foodOkay.
>>22132974Women are household appliances.You tell them what food to make and give them the means to do so.If they fail to perform their function, you fix them or replace them.Simple as.Why is this so hard for you to understand.
>>22132937We don't cook them separately, we just don't add them all at the same time. Longest cooking first, shortest last >>22132938Parmigiana = layered vegetable casserole. Eggplant parm, zucchine parm, mushroom parm etc etc etcParmigiano= the cheese (or someone/something from Parma). It's like how """""Italian""" Americans will laughably have "antipasta" on their menus. It's not even a word. Pasto= meal. Pasta = pasta. Antipasto = thing you eat before the meal IE an appetizer/starter. Antipasta= New Jersey retard can't pronounce his own surname correctly and wrote a menu. Because they don't speak the language, they've conflated parmigiana with parmigiano and think the word parmigiana just means "slathered in ketchup and topped with shitty cheese" when it means nothing of the sort.>>22132961Yeah, pretty much. My part of the country doesn't do it so tomato heavy, though. We use one tomato for the glutamates in the soffritto (which no, does not mean carrot/celery/onion; it's the past tense of a verb, not a specific combination of aromatics), crushed and cooked until dry before adding plain-cooked beans and their cooking water, condensing it down so that it's creamy and finishing with hand torn celery or lovage leaves at the end.
>>22132987Dagos always get so butthurt over the faggiest shit.
>>22132984Sure buddy whatever you say
>>22133027And you get buttenjoyment from the faggiest dicks. Which one is more of a faggot, you taking it up the ass in a rest stop bathroom or the Italian guy correcting some misconceptions about his language and cuisine? Well, him, by virtue of being European, but you give him a run for his money.
>>22132987Commendatori
>>22133033>seethes and simps
>>22132563fucking NASTY
>>22133361Italians in general are.
>>22132864southern italians aren't real italians (white)
>>22132563Looks like shit. I hope she dies soon.
>>22133576Rome is in the South, the Italic languages originated in the South, Italian culture was largely invented in the South, almost every Italian dish known abroad originated in the South. The South is more Italy than the North could ever be. And yes, that includes spagbol. Oldest recipe for mince, mirepoix and tomato over pasta is from Naples.
