I'm staying at my mother's house for a couple days to take care of her pets while she's in the hospital.I don't have much to work with here so I ended up making shitty multi colored rotini with cheddar jalapeno sausage and jarred sundried tomato alfrado sauceIt's not great
>>22133416>It's not greatBelieve me. Your sickly mother knows you aren't.
>>22133416Looks like something I'd eat a pot of over two days in college.
>>22133416> multi color rotiniMoms love that shit, it’s so cute
>>22133416I'd fuck it up playa pimp and so would all the fat haters who finna be givin yo monkey ass da business pretending they beez palate niggas n sheeeiittt, word up also hope yo mama be aight das rite
>>22133435true.
>>22133435She's fine. Nothing a minor surgery couldn't fix
>>22133439Hopefully it doesn't go well :-(
>>22133445It did. She'll be home tomorrow
>>22133439Nice very nice
>>22133416>It's not greatThat sucks, it looks like tasty sloppa. You’re a good person for helping your mom out
>>22133449not if she gets in a car crash. or murder-raped.
>>22133455True.
>>22133449Do you retards share diabetes socks?
>>22133483I don't have diabetes but yes
>>22133502Probably the least of your worries I'm sure.
>>22133504Lol. What is this even supposed to mean?Some seriously low quality trolling in this thread
>>22133416Looks fuckin great m8, no h8
>>22133506it's a low quality thread, what do you expect
>>22133506It's an LLM, just more noise
I would eat it.Hope your mom gets home real soon.
>>22133513It actually grew on me a bit as I ate. It wasn't terrible
>>22133522>it wasn't terrible too bad your thread is/was
>>22133416Guaranteed you're eating better than ur mum. You should bring her a portion.
>>22133416Just pretend to be your own son in the town of your birth and have free government payed school lunches sentto you each day because you are homeschooling/dying of the plague
>>22133533>is/waspick one you indecisive woman
>>22133542Bro... What?>>22133541I'm sure she can handle two days of hospital food
>>22133548I'm sure your mom's HUD ass can
>>22133548>she can handle two days of hospital foodThat's cold. Hospital food is really bad. Bring your mom some food. Even a Subway sub is better than hospital food. I'd like to see you live on two days of hospital food, you ingrate.
>>22133548damn dude. send your mother to me, you obviously aren't gonna treat her right. I'll show her what a real man is like.
>>22133572I'm sure she'll be impressed with your multiple responses to anon on /ck/ on a Saturday night.
>>22133565I'm sure she was on a restricted diet before surgery. Stop being dumb>>22133572Kek
>>22133548>>22133565Hospital food is actually pretty decent, but this is still the right move since it's literally the thought that counts. I was in the hospital across the country from my mom, but she bought me a stuffed animal from the gift shop they had. Cheaply made but I still have it to this day.
>>22133565>Hospital food is really bad.Depends on the hospital. Some have decent food and give you plenty of options. I would still try to visit and bring something she likes though, even if the food is fine it would still be comforting.
