Why do I only want to eat General Tsos? its the only thing i want to eat. ever. that and maybe some beef lo main. is my body chronically low on salt? am i just a spiritual fatass? its literally the only thing i ever want to eat. whenever i get hungry i get cravings for general tsos. how do i break this addiction?
Sugar addiction. Stop being fat. Don't eat chicken with breading.
>>22134708i know im spiritually fat but in reality i have trouble keeping weight on. the only time i ever gained significant weight i was chugging 6 13% alcohol ciders every night. i can eat as much as i want and i dont gain weight. my six pack is gone but im not getting fat, even with drinking a ton of vodka every night.
>>22134716you are dying. mend your ways.
>>22134722if thats true then ive been dying since i was 13. im 32 now and i still don't gain weight.
>>22134731Just wait. The beer gut is coming.
>>22134701I dont think I ever had Chinese food that I loved. Its always been just ok. The sauce they make uses too much corn starch and makes everything too goofy and weird and nothing in the sauce is EVER crispy enough. I wish this wasn't true because id love to love Chinese food.
>>22134734eating a quart of general tsos and a quart of beef lo mein as we type. its glorious.>>22134755god bless you for having good taste buds. i dont.
>>22134768I'm dead serious. At 32 I was still skinny as a rail. Now at 36 I'm still skinny everywhere except my large protruding belly. I feel like in 4 more years I'm going to look like Randy from the trailer park boys
>>22134701Manchild palette
>>22134722This is correct. The alcohol is fucking up your organs and your ability to absorb nutrients from food making you crave salty, sweet, fatty Chinese chicken. It's quite common for bad alcoholics to be very skinny.
>>22134772....dont scare me like this. Ive always been skinny as fuck and I eat like shit, and im 32Ive always thought its because I dont eat a ton, but when i do it's total crap.
>>22134701Unironically autism
>>22134701Perhaps because General Tso's Chicken is delicious, though wanting it and only it is kind of odd.
