What's your hangover cure meal?
>>22138381Anal, coffee and extreme fart fetishism.
>>22138389I actually freeze my farts into cubes
Beer. Nothing better than waking up and getting right back to it. I'm drinking at work right now
>>22138381Gatorade, water, and sleep. Ideally start rehydrating before going to bed
Not being an alcoholic.
Bone broth.
>>22138381Blue Gatorade and a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's
>>221383812 fried eggs (over easy) and some kind of meat like sausage or bacon, served on a piece of bread fried in the remaining grease, salted generously. 1600 mg NACmagnesium and potassiumThen an advilwah lah. You'll feel better by 1 PM (t. mid-30s boomer)
>>22138539Physically impossible
In egypt they have a street food called koshari: rice, pasta, lentils, chickpeas, garlic and onions. It must be fucking great when you're on a bender. Ironic for a country where booze is haram.
>>22138381general tso's chickengatoradenapin that order.
>>22138612>advilibuprofen gives me nightmares.
>>22138381Some water for the dry mouth. Then a cigarette on my porch. Then a stinky beer shit. Then a long shower. Put on clean clothes. Brush teeth. Then eat with plenty of water>savory oatmeal >home fries>bacon>buttery toast Then another cigarette and a 1/3rd or so of a joint and I'm right as rain. That's for a normal hangover. Super hangovers where you wake up still drunk and end hungover for two days can only be cured with time.
When I wasn't an alcoholic and had the mental faculties to drink normally I would usually make a fruit smoothie, coffee, water, chug it all and shit my brains out, then I would often get a very spicy Bun Bo Hue from the local Vietnamese place and sweat out the poison. After I eat I would have a second shower and then feel all better.
>>22138381I layer box mac & cheese, canned corned beef hash, and eggs sunny side up
>>22138381>>22138389You people are disgusting
>>22138381Just say you’re fat.
>>22138381Imagine her toilet afterwards..
>>22138389I would love to take it when I drink too much. Oh well
>>22139239Sure but now what do you do? Or is it just the every like me?
>>22138381A glass of salt water in between drinks Pho or ramen for breakfastt. former alcoholic
>Hydrate>Massive dump>Shower>Wank>Good feed of anything you can stomach>Hydrate>More sleep>A few sneaky drinks later in the evening or night then more sleepHydration and sleep are the best cure.
>>22138381Bacon or sausage and egg sandwich, pint of milk and two paracetamol
>>22138381used to always get a carne asada burrito with guac the day after binge drinking in college, a grease bomb goes well with a hangover
>>22138381sleep.
>>22138612Same actually. I always get at least one glass of water down before i go to sleep too.
fat bottom girls
I discovered this in brazil, specifically for hangovers. I took this the morning after a night of heavy drinking and within an hour I had no more hangover. I havent found anything like it back home.
ALWAYS have some type of fruit salad ready and some type of sports drink (for me it's poweraid or lukozade).A few days ago I woke with a cotton mouth and water just wasn't doing it,I had some diced pineapple in the fridge and it was probably the most delicious thing I ate all year,highly recommend it
>>22139516This. Paint a fat bitches inner walls with my white seed and fall asleep while groping her fupa before the post nut clarity kicks in then telling her to get the fuck out after I awaken
>>22138381>What's your hangover cure meal?water
>>22139516>>22139741anime enjoyers
>>22138539Alco's dont get hangovers thoughYou'd know that if you weren't muslim
All the watercels in this thread proving they aren't real degenerate alcoholics. I slammed water but still got hangovers because alcohol gets metabolyzed into acetaldehyde. All the water in the world won't help with that — it just has to make its way out of your system.
No need for a cure if you drink 2 liters of water after arriving home then waiting an hour to piss it all (or dont wait and go straight to sleep if you have pee fetish).
>>22141248As an alcoholic I can comfortably say you are wrong but glad brown people live in your head rent free.
well i can actually stand being alone with myself so i am not an alcoholic
A Monster Rehab, a cigarette, and if I'm actually hungry some eggs. Probably scrambled.
water and two chewed up excedrin (caffeine + acetaminophen + aspirin)
>>22141249Correct. Ever since I learned to drink to keep my max buzz going at about the rate my liver can clear acetaldehyde I've never gotten hung over since I do water too. But it's far from being really shitfaced.
>>22141249>—You are absolutely right!
>>22138381mcdonalds hashbrowns with extra surrrup, then a big shit, then back to sleep with a stinky shitass
It really depends. as far as meals....something like, chicken noodle soup and some ice cold sprite with a shit ton of ice. Excedrine (pain relieve plus a little bit of caffiene)Side tip, as much as you just wanna lay in bed anmd watch movies or something i find it important to at least get up and move around a little bit, even if its just to get up and take a quick shower.
>>22138381I was an alcoholic for 15 years and at some point you just stop getting hangovers
>>22138725>kosharihuh, there's a place near me called King of Koshary, I always assumed it was a place.
Yogurt + sparkling water + salt
>>22143398I stopped getting them after just 2 years.
>>22138381I want to eat her shit
>>22143398everyone who says this still looks like complete shit the next morning and acts hungover
>>22138381Sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich or burrito, electrolyte drink, caffeine.I don't drink a ton anymore but this has always worked for me.
>>22143847that's all well and good, but it ain't a hangover. hangovers were debilitating, just feeling like shit means I can still go to work.also I never had anything that cured a hangover, you just gotta wait that shit out.
>>22141388ntayou're a poser faggot
>>22144636you think it doesn’t count as a hangover unless you feel like death? there’s levels to this shit, sometimes it’s just a mild headache that goes away within an hour. other times I can’t get out of bed for 2 days and start arranging my suicide. both are still hangovers.
>>22138381Water unironically. Just chug it and you'll feel better. Hangovers are dehydration fundamentally.
>>22138417>Beer. Nothing better than waking up and getting right back to it. I'm drinking at work right now
>>22141249Water tastes like fucking filth to me no matter the brand and how cold it is when hangover, it's true that it does no difference and the only think that satiates the cotton mouth is some kind of cold juicy fruit (ice cold lemonade) or something like a chocolate milk
I can deal with the headache, what kills me is the garbage sloshing around in my stomach, so I just load up on water and throw up, then have a fat meat&cheese sandwich and go to bed. Well, used to, I don't drink beyond a light buzz anymore, alcoholism is retarded.
>>22145670>Water tastes like fucking filth to me no matter the brand and how cold it is when hangover, it's true that it does no difference and the only think that satiates the cotton mouth is some kind of cold juicy fruit (ice cold lemonade) or something like a chocolate milkThat is the fattest thing I've ever heard
>>22145665>Beer. Nothing better than waking up and getting right back to it.This, really. As long as you don't need to go to work, having a few beers in the morning with a hangover mitigates the bad feelings. After that, a nice feed, then a nap is in order.
>>22138381gallon of coconut water and a long sauna
>>22138381Advil, Black Coffee, Weed
>>22145784I do drink a lot of water in general but it tastes odd when hangover, what's fat about that?? It's natural for the body to crave something more nutritious when it's depleted of so many minerals, vitamins and electrolytes
>>22145101If I wanted any lip from you I’d undo my pants.
I'll drunkly stuff my face with cucumber and watermelon, the next morning I'm fine.
>>22141248Alcoholics think they don't get hungover. That's what I thought until I got sober and realized I had been hung over for about a decade
>>22145114the headache is what makes it a hangover and I haven't had one of those in years. feeling like shit is just feeling like shit, a hangover is it's own thing and it's much worse.
>>22147219>feeling a hangover is just feeling a hangover Genuine retard or bait?
Honestly practicing good hydration in your day to day life is a great preventative measure. Most people don’t drink enough water already and add booze on top of it but ever since I made a point to get my 3 liters a day mornings where I would normally feel like death are no more than a little brain fog.
>>221383812 paracetamol and a glass of water. Then go back to sleep for another hour or 2. You'll wake up without a hangover. >>22138612>Ibuprofen for a fucking hangover
>>22138381>What's your hangover cure meal?Dunno, not my problem.I can drink around 400ml of pure ethanol in a single night, I'll simply have to sleep 2 hours more.
>>22138381Physical labor. Go to work and sweat your ass off for the first few hours, you'll be right as rain by 10am.
>>22147332diarrhea/vomiting/body aches aren't a hangover. a hangover leaves you crying in the shower. I'm not explaining this shit again.
>>22148596Retard. If you feel like shit after drinking when you otherwise would feel fine if you had abstained you are hungover. Retard.
>>22138612should be taking the NAC before your drinking just fyiit works to prevent acetaldehyde buildup but doesnt do anything to help counteract it once its in your system
