What is the point of those big soft gummy worms?candy thread i guess
Are they not for cramming?
>>22141519Basically just novelty and aesthetics. I bought one of the giant 5 pound gummy bears and it really was not all that. It was surprisingly hard to eat and when putting it away to save the rest for later it got all sticky and kinda gross. I imagine for the giant gummy worm it's the same since it's the same candy just a different shape.
>>22141519we used to like silly stuff
>>22141519Well anon they have two ends to them you wanna cram one with me?
>>22141519have you tried shoving them inside your ass?
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>>22141519If your degenerate enough like me you'll realize there is a certain group of individuals. Sorry got off track. They are making foods and toys to corrupt the teens. All those squishy toys are shaped like boobs, sounding rods, donut cock rings. The oldest dating back is those bubble wand dildos.
>>22141519I knew a kid in elementary school who got one of those. Except he never ate it, just kept it and played with it like a toy.
Party gimmick?
Imagine the size of the dirt dessert you could make with these things
Am I going to jail now?
>>22141519They're meant for you and a bro to recreate the famous scene from Requiem for a Dream.
>>22141519Having a girl put up her asshole then making you eat it
For me its Chuppa Chups
>>22141519my old wow guild leader sent one of these to me as a gag gift maybe literally? during wrath of the lich king. we placed a bet on when we beat some fight and he bet i wont eat the whole thing cuz i lost. anyway it got sent to me during summer in the south and it halfway melted in my mailbox but it was packaged thank god. i threw it in the fridge and it somewhat went back into shape. it wasn't very good and the texture felt gross because of how thick it was. i couldn't eat the whole thing because it made me sick as hell and i threw it up haha
>>22141519Sex toy for lesbians. No, I'm not joking. It's hot watching them eat the gummi worm afterwards.
>>22142119Women don't talk to you Anon. Keep dreaming.
>>22141519wait you can eat them?
>>22142199kino. hope classic+ is good bros...
>>22141519;)
>>22141519>What is the point of those big soft gummy worms?IDK someone gave me a giant gummy bear. I took one bite out of it, it was ridiculously tough to chew, and I threw the rest out.
>>22146388>and I threw the rest out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76igzAak1jU Is this guy you? If you just wanna skip to the part where he throws it out it's 2:40. The rest of the video is funny but really stupid at the same time so if you were trying to decide whether to watch the whole video or not there ya go.
>>22141519>>22147387As a kid these giant gummies (usually by Vat19 I think) seemed like the best thing ever and I begged my parents to get me one (and they didn't) but now they hold zero appeal to me. They just don't look that good and look difficult to eat.
>>22141535aren’t they supposed to be for parties? like those 6 foot long sandwiches or whatever. you cut the gummy worm into 100 slices so everyone can have some candy
>>22147387Oh God Andy Milonakis is so fucking unfunny. His whole humor comes from "hey look at me I'm a full grown man (currently 50 years old) with a rare disorder that makes me look like a 13 year old boy and I act like it too hahaha." Like seriously what did people ever find entertaining about this guy?
>>22141519It's cheap to make and sells for a lot. There doesn't need to be any reason beyond profit margins.
>>22141519you can strangle some one with it and then destroy the evidence by eating it
>>22147554Hes still alive?
>>22147387The bestt gummy bear video is this one. https://youtube/sMjgaa5j_LE?is=RJNGXPIcD5Bs3j-U
>>22141519Here's the giant gummy bear from the same company with the exact same guy eating it. A green apple Vat19 5 pound gummy bear. I assume the worm in that GIF is orange and lemon judging from the colors. Unsure if unpopular opinion or not but I prefer gummy bears over gummy worms and gummy bears are my favorite gummy shape in general. Coincidentally or not growing up teddy bears were also my favorite stuffed animals despite me preferring dinosaurs and dragons for plastic toys and action figures and literally everything else. I just really like bears overall I guess. Probably my favorite non-extinct animal.
>>22147644>sir, the gummy worm strangler has struck again!
>>22148323huh. that giant gummy bear actually looks pretty easy to chew in that webm. it actually looks pretty soft
>>22148368To be fair he only bit the ear. That's the thinnest/easiest part to chew. The rest of the bear is much thicker in comparison and would for sure be harder to chew. You probably need a knife and fork.
>>22141519Whimsy
>>22148323>Unsure if unpopular opinion or not but I prefer gummy bears over gummy wormsNo I agree but I just wish gummy bears were traditionally two flavors the way gummy worms are. I prefer the bears aesthetically but the worms win for being two flavors. >and gummy bears are my favorite gummy shape in generalI disagree. For me that would probably be the gummy sharks. The gummy sharks just hit different compared to literally everything else.
I want a GIGANTIC swedish fish
>>22148469gummy sharks are great but for me i much prefer gummy frogs, gummy butterflies, and gummy penguins. gummy frogs are probably my favorite out of all of those
>>22148507Jesus fuck how many fucking gummy animals are there?! The only ones I've really heard of are gummy bears and gummy worms and Sour Patch Kids and Swedish Fish. I had no idea there were sharks, frogs, butterflies, penguins, etc. At this rate there are probably gummies for any animal species you can think of.
>>22148323I don't even care for gummy bears all that much but goddamn that guy looks like he's really enjoying that gummy bear. I want one just because of how much he seems to enjoy it. Him eating the gummy bear is obviously scripted for the video but his enjoyment and emotion seems genuine and not fake. I wonder how many takes they had to do.
>>22148538the gummy bear in that video looks kinda gross. the ears are a fine color but the rest of the body is this really ugly shade of green that make it look like the gummy bear is made out of green vegetables such as broccoli or peas. logically i know the flavor is supposed to be green apple or lime but i just really hate that shade of green
>>22148555It's just the lighting/background color. It's green apple as that's the only green flavor Vat19 sells and in other videos and pictures the color looks fine.
>>22141519I take it you've never seen Requiem for a Dream.
>>22148582I don't care enough to see the movie because from what I know it's depressing as fuck and I'm not into that but the song Requiem for a Dream is amazing and if I recall correctly was used in almost every single YouTube video back in like 2009 or so.
>>22147554back when he had a TV show I thought he WAS a teenager, that made the show very very different. I didn't find out about his condition for a couple decades after.
>>22141519cam show prop
>>22147554I thought it was pretty funny when some creepy pedophile tried to seduce him with a bag of lollipops on livestream. Absolute cinema!
>>22148638I watched his show occasionally back when I was 13. I remember liking it but not much else. What I remember most is wondering how the hell a kid managed to get his own tv show.Also the Celebrity Deathmatch with him vs Steveo was fun.
>>22148668Oh Jesus that was fucking H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S. I'm not someone who laughs easily and that made me laugh so hard I almost passed out. Especially when the pedo began to talk about how he hadn't had sex in 5 years and how he's escaped from jail and the psych ward many, many times and how he was running from the police. Andy handled the whole situation REALLY well too!Another good one was when a barber thought he was a middle aged women and so gave him a haircut commonly worn by middle aged women and kissed him on the cheek. And Andy didn't even get mad about it.
>>22147554Dude is a creepy weirdo and even his gimmick is just something that isn't true. The dude has never looked like a little kid. He looks like an old fat man but he tries really hard to make himself look like a little kid, which only makes him look like a tranny. So all I ever hear about him is that he is seething that people try to be nice and call him ma'am thinking he is a tranny and he gets angry. That's his entire thing.>Reeee I don't look like a 50 year old man pretending to be a woman!! I AM A YOUNG YOU REEEEE
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>>22141531>>22141537>cramYou asked for it...
>>22148323This WebM should be its own thread after this one >>22141519 dies. The giant gummy worm GIF was a post in another thread which was uh...let's just say part of that other thread got really creepy and had to rightfully so be removed by the mods. The giant gummy bear WebM is a post here and should become its own thread later.
>>22149287How many people have been rammed to death throughout human history? Millions?
>>22149567>rammed to death throughout human history? Millions?Not that many, I don't think.Maybe a few dozens actual deaths by cram per year.
>>22149287he got his goat
>>22149581Come on, it's higher than that. 8 billion people and you think only a few dozen are crammed to death by rams a year? I'm guessing it's in the thousands.
>>22148323Damn I want that giant gummy bear so fucking bad. I don't even care if the guy bit off the ear I'll just cut that part off.
>>22149924I dunno if it's one of those softer gummies then I agree but if it's one of those really rubbery hard to chew gummies then fuck me. I'm old and my teeth are all shit for not taking care of them when I was younger and I can't afford to go to the dentist anymore. I can't be chewing hard rubbery food.
>>22149998i have good strong healthy teeth but yeah i do agree with you. never got the appeal of those hard rubbery gummies that are so hard to eat. it's why i much prefer albanese gummy bears to haribo gold bears. albanese gummy bears are slightly too soft but i'll take that a million times over hard. putting them in the freezer seems to fix that anyway
