Why doesn't Australia have a food culture?
>>22142855Not sure but Vegemite being a prized national treasure is fucking grim. Makes you wonder how desolate things are. Nobody in the rest of the world really knows what goes on down there.
>>22142855You saying this isn't culture cunt?
Australia is an assembly of all food cultures. It's the Voltron of food & cooking, if you will.
>>22142855Australian food is genuinely just bastardised British working class food>british pie but smaller and with ketchup. British marmite but blander I think Australia has a good future though food wise due to its coasts and position near Asia. But seeing Aussies come here and pretend they have superior food to Britain is laughable
>>22143206Written by a seppo who wants to start a D&C with Brits and Aussies.This is just so obvious.
>>22143210Aye, I agree with with this.
>>22142855more like>why doesn't australia have culturebecause they are a colonyalso, vegemite is just a marmite clonethe only thing they've ever 'invented' - pavlova - is something they stole from the kiwis
>>22143972>No culture>0.33% of the global population >Constantly spamming these threadsI believe the term is "rent free", good sir.
>>22142855Marmite is really good. Never had virginity though... If you never had it imagine like a triforce of bread spreads, jam for sugar, mayonnaise for fats, and marmite virginity for salt slavery.
CHUCK ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE CUNT AHHHHH
>>22143999Based Marmite Chad. Virginmite is for faggots.
>>22144003Sanitarium is an ocker company, little bru
>>22144019Why don’t you sanatize these nuts.
um what do you mean
>>22144003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs_rXxi0zhM
>>22143206>pie with ketchup>marmite but blanderI love how any Australian can read this and instantly know you have never actually eaten either of these things
>>22142855oh yeah? what about>dog rolls>dimmies>parmys>chiko rolls>snags>halal snack pack / AB>milocheckmate dipshit
>>22144144These foreigners do not know about a whole big lizard just fuckin chucked on the coals of a fire and eaten charred without seasoning
>>22144144those aren't real words
>>22143972>pavlova
Kangaroo-kabobs, kangaroo creole, kangaroo gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple kangaroo, lemon kangaroo, coconut kangaroo, pepper kangaroo, kangaroo soup, kangaroo stew, kangaroo salad, kangaroo and potatoes, kangaroo burger, kangaroo sandwich. That, that’s about it.
>>22144144>halal snack packGrim
>>22142855they really like sourdough down there, or so I've noticed
>>22144019it's full of Seventh Day Adventists schizos too
>>22144364Changing snack packs to halal snack packs was the most cringe attempt by the Australian left to say look immigration is good it brings food. While ignoring that most kebab stores are run by Lebanese Christians who fled from murderous Muslims in their home country. Outside their enclaves like bankstown it's very rare to actually find a Muslim owned kebab store
>>22144169Aww he's smiling
'strayans are still trying to understand the tomato
>>22144003>Thick unspreadable goo>VS nice buttery, user friendly spreadVegemite also tastes better
>>22144144>dog rollsIs this a name for sausage rolls?Or for hotdog buns with something else?>>22144144>parmysThey're Parmas where I'm from.
>>22145486>most kebab stores are run by Lebanese ChristiansNonsense, there are loads of turks selling kebabs.
>>22145847>Is this a name for sausage rolls?its banh mi kekviet dog rolls>They're Parmas where I'm from.black cunt
>>22145850If it were actually Parmys, it would be spelt Parmies.Parma is Sydney and Melbourne, at least the parts I've lived in which include both povo and posh parts.For a second I was trying to work out what kek meant in Vietnamese, I know banh mi ga, banh mi bo, banh mi thit...dog is cho in Vietnamese, banh mi thit cho would be a dog meat roll.But yes, Banh mi are excellent.Used to have a long ride to work and stop off in Richmond to get a roll for breakfast most days. Unless I felt like hitting up a sandwich shop for a bacon&egg roll.
>>22145848There's barely any Turks in Australia They're completely outnumbered by Iranians and how many Iranian run restaurants you know?
>>22145858>They're completely outnumbered by Iranians and how many Iranian run restaurants you know?None but I know half a dozen turkish restaurants and half of those sold kebabs at the front.Maybe the Syrian christians sold halal because half their customers would be arabs, I don't know.
>>22144416They likely all have diabeetus.
>>22144144>halal snack pack / ABYeah, let's all go pay $20 for a carton of chips that's had two slivers of kebab meat and some garlic sauce dumped on topYou almost have to admire the turks, they clearly understand that we're a nation of retards if there's a market for this garbage
>>22142855I never thought about that. It's actually pretty sad their national dish is fish and chips lolThey should eat like snakes or ostriches or something
>>22146916>they should eat snakesI long for the day I can buy snake meat at woolies
Don't they eat Kangaroo balls?
>>22146916>It's actually pretty sad their national dish is fish and chipsSoon it will be replaced by dosa. I went back to my old teenage stomping grounds and every fish and chip shop and pizza place had shut down and been replaced by Indian and Nepalese joints.
>>22146957Last time I went to the football there were lots of Indians and Asians eating meat pies. Most of them were Carlton supporters.
>>22144169>without seasoningYou're African-American?
>>22146916>It's actually pretty sad their national dish is fish and chipsIf it makes you feel better, the cheapest, most popular fish is Flake which is actually a shark.
>>22142855They eat similar things to the English like mostly meat pies, yet England has infinitely more regional dishes than Australia. Australia's nothing more than a territory and economic zone of the crown. They're are somewhat cucked as a nationality; they never ended up developing a particularly unique national, cultural identity.Only Tasmania is the home of a scallop pie. Which sounds dope.
>>22148684>Only Tasmania is the home of a scallop pie. Which sounds dope.As a tasmanian, it is.
>>22142855>Why doesn't Australia have a food culture?We weren't set up very well.>>22148619
>>22148684>They eat similar things to the English like mostly meat piesThere's a distinct difference between English pies and ANZ pies. For one thing, ANZ pies have a lot more gravy and are frequently made with mince rather than chunks, though the latter exists also.
>>22142855It took till 1980 before they could barely feed themselves. Please understand
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>>22148708Obviously you're meming.Early Australian cooking looked a lot like US western frontier cooking for basically the same reasons.
The country was made by british people who only knew prison food.
>>22142855Don’t they eat a bunch of meat pies and sometimes those meat pies have a bunch of opossum in there? I’ve heard of eating opossum in the states but not in little tiny pies like that and not by people with teeth.You may not like it, but that is absolutely culture.
>>22144002>SpeightsAt least drink a crate of Tui longnecks ya farkin poof
>>22149715>sometimes those meat pies have a bunch of opossum in there?what? is this bait?[
