We do it a little different here in New York City
You do it the same or worse than everywhere else, and pay a premium for the privilege.
>>22143664Care to elaborate Mr. Manhattan?
>>22143664Are you drinking all of that? Are you entering a pissing contest?
>>22143664Nope, that's how they do it everywhere, dipshit.
>>22143686He's hungover and retarded.
>>22143664New Yorker here. The bacon in that BEC looks crumbly and overcooked, your deli clearly doesn't give a shit.I actually had a bougie BEC from Daily Provisions not too long ago. Like $9 but damn you know where your money went when you eat it.
>>22143664Did Mandami approve of ur sammie OP?
>>22143701The egg is raw. There isn't enough bacon. The bagel is under toasted.3/10OPs begginegginchee looks much better.
>>22143701>paying more than $5 for that
I stg this exact same thread happened last month
>>22143664*differentLYFucking retard.
>>22143701>bougieCringe.
>EHHHHHH LEMME GET UH BACONEGGNCHEEEEEESSSSSS>WHERE DUH FUAWK ELSE AH YA GUNNA GET A TAYLUH HAM? DUH TAYLUH HAMMY???? ONLY IN NEW YAAWWWWWWKKKKKnew york "people" genuinely believe they have invented the breakfast sandwich, no other soul could have possibly ever once thought to stack their breakfast items, the ones already on their plate, between the carbs that were also already on their plate in their eyes. Actual hysteria.
>>22143739>"Only in New York", says Manhattanite watching squirrel. -The Onion
>>22143739NYC may not have invented it but it was popularized there.
What's so special about bacon eggs and a bagel that I can't get it in any other city? Why is it specific to NY? Also isn't it not kosher?
>>22143761Actually it's traditionally served on a kaiser roll not a bagel
>>22143761>Lishen pal, in new YAWK, we do dings a lil bit uhhh, DIFFERENTY AWRIGHT??? It's jusht not da same, its sumn in ouh WATUH, you dont get dat in yuh redneck FLYOVAH. Yous jusht wudnt gettit...
>>22143675>you pay a premium to live in NYCI will never understand this mentality. You know you get one and only one life to live right? If you buy a 6 bedroom house for 300k in Pueblo Colorado you are spending much more than money by putting down roots in a place that offers so little
>>22143701you can make that at home for less than 2 dollars and in about 3 minutes
>>22143783What does NYC offer? I need a good laugh.
>>22143783it's flyover cope.>durr i save so much money living in a boring shithole next to walmart hurrr
>>22143714>can't distinguish a roll from a bagelopinion discarded
>>22143783Honestly this was why I moved to the city and I don't regret it one bit. When the pandemic hit and my office job suddenly became remote, and I could live anywhere I could afford, well, I had options. And I chose here
>>22143739it's called pork roll actually
>>22143793Sorry. I'm temporarily blind in one eye and it looked like a poppy seed bagel. On closer inspection it's a roll. All my points still stand just replace bagel with roll.
>>22143787>muggings and other forms of assault and robbery>the worst traffic on the face of the earth>trash and rats all over the place making the whole town smell like shit>a police force more heavily armed and more effective as a hostile surveillance state than most nation-states>bodegas (literally the same thing as a convenience store anywhere else in the world but we have to pretend that it's different somehow)>food deserts (due to the above-mentioned robberies making it impossible to keep a real grocery store open)Just think of all those great opportunities you're missing out on, Anon.
>>22143783What it offers is not having to deal with you vapid city dwelling insects. Good people dont need to live in a theme park of "things to do". They make a life for themselves rather than live to spend money. No sane person would live in a city and use public transportation by choice.
>>22143879I can't exactly recreate a Carnegie Hall concert in my fucking living room you troglodyte
>>22143884You don't need to live next to Carnegie Hall to visit it.
>>22143783
>>22143664Im from chi town and over here we have our traditional egg bacon and cheese sandwich. Way better than the inferior bacon egg and cheese sandwich from JEW York.
>>22143664>that'll be $32.59 plus tip please
>>22143785Well yeah, you're paying for the convenience. Ingredients are usually 20-25% of food cost, so $9 for a bougie BEC with top quality inputs isn't too bad for NYC labor and rent costs.
>>22143879You have access to more connections in one of the most influential cities on Earth vs some flyover shithole. Unless "make something of yourself" means being a capo for the local tractor dealer or beer distributor. If you live in a tier-3 city like Denver, you probably end up paying almost the same
>>22145215but it's not more convenient because you have to go to a place and get it instead of just making it in less time in your kitchen
>>22143664>BACANEGGACHEEZ>OMG IT'S A BACANEGGACHEEZ YOU GUISE>NOBODY ELSE COULD POSSIBLY MAKE A BACANEGGACHEEZ EXCEPT NOO YEURK, YOU GUISE
>>22145286And yet none of you do it
I've never felt more trapped and alone than NYC. Fuck that place.
>>22143681That's Dr. Manhattan to you, sir.
>>22145533How would you know Jamal? You’re too afraid to leave the city. For reference, we make these everywhere.
>>22143790The only reason NYC isn't a flyover is because planes land directly in the buildings.
>>22145211retard
>>22143664Midwest pigs will NEVER know good food like this
>>22143701I made this exact sandwich yesterday morning to prove a point. Found a poppyseed roll in the ralphs bakery for one dollar. All other ingredients were already in my fridge including cage free eggs, thick cut bacon, and havarti. took me about 3 minutes to make
>>22148252wowzers so what
>>22148254the point is that you are a retard for waiting in line and paying for something that is essentially peanut butter and jelly tier in terms of cooking skill and effort.
>>22143664im in astoria. my regular sausage egg and cheese looks way better than that. thats some cheap ass bread.>>22148252you don't understand, we make so much money is okay to be lazy. im not doing fucking dishes, thats for women.
>>22148265so are you for thinking I was that retard. retard.
>>22148252Havarti cheese is my favorite, mmm
