>i like the feeling of eating poop with seeds in it but my doctor told me not to ISHYGDDT
>>22144481Your poop shouldn’t be the consistency of peanut butter
>>22144481why do you associate peanut butter with poop?
>>22144481>Skippy OP is clearly not a white American.
>>22144622extra crunchy my ass. the peanut butter I make gets 1 second in the food processor and I’m good to go
>>22144624Nonpoors pay people to do manual labor for them. Do you answer your own door as well, peasant?
>>22144626who could I pay to blend my peanuts for 1 second
>>22144629JIF. It's $6.97 for 40oz (that's like 2 billion yuan for 130 Celsiuses).
>>22144532when i was a little kid i went to a summer camp and the counselor pretended to find a piece of shit on the beach and eat it (it was a chocolate bar)
>>22144632hehehclassic
>>22144632Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and I decided to pull a trick on my brother. I took two thick, dense cords of sheep feces and put it in a bowl. I gave to my brother and told him it was chocolate pudding. He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!! But the funny thing is, I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!
>>22144481For me it's JIFFY.
>>22144631Costco has Skippy (same type as in OP's pic) on sale for 2x40oz for $7.29 right now. I think the sale is on for another few days. I stocked up, got enough to last until the next sale which usually happens in January. Literally pays for my membership, it's less than half of what my local grocery stores are charging for it right now.
>>22145909You pay the difference in melanin.
>>22145909>Costco has Skippy (same type as in OP's pic) on sale for 2x40oz for $7.29 right nowYou think that's some amazing deal?LMAOJesus fucking Christ, Costco shoppers are goddamn hopeless. Bitch, Safeway had a sale on Skippy last month, $1 per 16oz jar AND THERE WAS A $1 OFF THREE COUPON at the time, too. That means I got 48oz of different varieties (one smooth, one chunky and one high protein) for $2 while you paid $3.65 for 40oz (plus membership fee lol) of one single variety and I'm sure none of it was high protein.I will never understand findom fetishism. I will never understand you cunts being paypigs to Costco. You're all pathetic.
>>22145918You're getting increasingly aggressive and mean-spirited, couponanon.
>>22145948: (It's just people are so mean when I'm nice about it so I just wanna be a big meanie myself and see if I get better responses. I still don't get findom stuff, though.
>>22144632Where is the peanut butter in this story
>>22144638Totally believable. Upvoted.
>>22145909I’ll have to pick some up, thanks!>>22145964I feel you fren but nice coupon anon lifts the board up : )
>>22145911Costco weeds out the riffraff (i.e., niggers) by charging a membership fee.>>22145918[expresses doubt]Besides, there are no Safeways in my region. The Costco half-of-what-everyone-else-charges is the best I'm going to get.>>22146276Sadly, it looks like I was wrong about the sale end date. I looked tonight when I went to get a slice of pizza for dinner. The sale is already over. ;_;It should go on sale again in either December or January. Three and two years ago, it was January, but last year it was the end-of-December-into-January sales flyer. I kinda wonder if they're on a Lunar New Year calendar where everything slowly moves earlier and earlier every year (until maybe they hit a limit and reset the timing).
>>22146873>Costco weeds out the riffraff (i.e., niggers) by charging a membership fee. They're not selling Skippy to white people.
>>22144638Ron perlman what are you doing on 4chinz?
>>22146883I'm white. Skippy is the best of the big-brand peanut butters.I honestly prefer the Kroger "organic" stuff but it's easily 3X the price.
>>22147106>>22144638>>22146885>how do you feel about that, Li'l Donnie!?haven't seen one of those threads on /pol/ in months now.
>>22147104>I'm white. Skippy is the best of the big-brand peanut butters. Contradictory statements.
whats up ladies what are ya'll talkin about here peanut butter? all these brands are trash you should make it at home now get in the kitchen bitch
>>22144481>>22144622move out the way retards
>>22147112anon why are you stupid
>>22146873>[expresses doubt]I might still have the receipt or circular somewhere. >no Safeways They have multiple banners so you might have one in your area, just under a different name. I have both Safeway and Acme where I live. Same store. Also Giant, Giant Food and Food Lion, which are all the same store, too (not Safeway, though, Delhaize).
>>22147287>They have multiple banners so you might have one in your area, just under a different name.I know, just checked anyway, they officially abandoned my region in 2014 because they couldn't compete.
It's a pain to get down the shower drain with your toes. I always realize it too late.
>>22144624Bah! Amateur... real crunchy pb enjoyers know that the only way is to take your favorite smooth pb (skippy) and add your own crushed up honey glazed peanuts to it.
>>22148733What if we don't want to eat processed foods? That's a popular thing now. I'd never buy a food processor.
>>22148735Ez just become one of those abnoxious raw/keto/paleo trad diet social media influencer.
>>22148732
>>22146873>[expresses doubt]Similar deal is currently going on for Kraft products, and it's especially good if used on macaroni and cheese. Mac is $1.25/box right now, which is retardedly overpriced, but there's a $3 off 3 Kraft products coupon. ($1.25 × 3) - $3 = 75¢ = a quarter per box. Pic related.>>22144622I buy whatever's cheapest and still good. Skippy. Jif. Smuckers. Store brand. Peter Pan. Reese's (I don't like it for eating but I every Indonesian I know loves the stuff for making pecel AKA satay sauce). Whatever's cheap.
