Sorry Panda Express. No Firecracker Chicken? No buy.

Everything they sell at panda express is so dry. That shit has probably been sitting around for hours.

>>22145737
black pepper beef.

Orange chicken, fried rice. Panda still kind of sucks though

I got banned from my local Panda Express 3 years ago, I wonder if I can go back now, I kind of miss it

>>22145737
I go across the street and get the best General Tso's chicken in the city with zero wait.

>>22145737
chow mein with sweetfire chicken and honey sesame chicken. no donation.

>>22145972
were you "trespassed" by the police?

>>22146067
No, they told me not to come back, or they will call the cops. So I assume they probably don't remember.

They're building one near me, which is really weird. I live in a plurality Asian area (the two other large groups are greaseball eye-ties and white cunts from M-states who moved here last Tuesday FKA hipsters). Who do they think is going to eat there? Greaseballs and fagsters don't want it and us Asians certainly don't, either. It's like when they keep trying to open a chain pizza place here. Domino's, Pizza Hut and Poopy in the Johns keep opening places in the area that always always always always always fail within a year or two. In fact, where they're building the Panda Express? That was the most recent failed Pizza Hut. It lasted six months. A new record for failure.
Why are corporate chains trying so hard to come here? Even can't-fail chains like Subway and Starbucks fail here unless attached to a larger business (the Subway is in a local hospital and the two Starbucks are one in that same hospital and the other in a supermarket).
The only ones that do okay here are chicken, burgers and Little Caesars. LC only works because they know they're shit and price themselves accordingly.

>>22145737
Just give me a giant plate of beef and broccoli with that chow mein

>>22146104
it's actually lo mein not sure why some places have it wrong

>>22145737
Plate
Super greens
Pepper steak
Beijing beef
Same as always

>520 calories fried rice
>510 calories chow mein

Clearly they didn't include the portion size.
Which could be anything except an entire order (foldable carton box or newer plastic container).

>>22145737
white rice
broc'
orange chimkin

as nature intended

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>>22146133
>>520 calories fried rice

why the F is it so high calories for a side of fried rice and why does it cost over 5 bucks

>>22145737
fried rice with honey sesame chicken is objectively the best

>>22146167
guess i'll take my business elsewhere since you can't understand english, failure.

>>22146184
Rice by itself is already pretty high in calories. 100g uncooked is around 365, white or brown. Cooked it has more mass due to the water absorption, but still the same calories. And then with fried rice there's also the oil, the vegetables, and whatever protein is used.
The more expensive the protein (e.g. shrimp vs chicken), the more expensive the order.

>>22146211
gee you're such a sourpuss

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>>22145737
I'll never understand how the biggest *Americanized Chinese chain* doesn't have General Tso's of all fucking things.

Fortunately, I have plenty of local spots in my town.

>>22145737
Nothing. This is the chipotle of asian fast food.

>>22146263

Orange chicken is close and is their signature dish, so they probably think it would be redundant to have both.

>>22146076
oh dude i would bet that none of those people even work there anymore

>>22146076
what did you do, if you dont mind me asking?

>>22146076
what tf did you do I don't care if you mind me asking

Chow mein, orange chicken, black pepper steak

>>22146491
I got a beef and broccoli and an egg roll. I pulled around to eat it...I look in my bag and they forgot the egg roll. I look at the beef and broc, there are 2 little tiny pieces of steak. So I went in and explained the problem, and the manager literally accused me of eating the beef and egg roll, I asked if she was kidding and is this a joke... and she said no...and got a huge attitude. I told her I either wanted another order or my money back and she told me to get out or she's calling the cops. I told her she's ridiculous and she just started screaming GET OUT NOW. So I took the package in the bag and dumped it on the ground and she screamed like she was murdered on my whole way out. It was crazy.

>>22146542
>So I took the package in the bag and dumped it on the ground
Childish behavior.

You can make this shit at home and it will taste better

>>22146557
He should had pissed on the counter if they were gonna accuse him of black-coded behavior anyway

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>>22145737
>Panda Express
>panda not on the menu

>>22146588
It's finger Ling-Ling good!

>>22146542
lol

>>22146589
too bad your joke wasn't

>>22146769
>being this young
Ew.

>>22146767
This is a rofl website.

>>22146542
panda corporate seems like they don't put up with shit tier employees kinda like culvers or chic fil A

What's the appeal of Panda Express? They cost more than the local mom and pop chinese takeout and the food sucks.

>>22146821
No rats. Well, fewer rats

>>22146821
It's bland as fuck too.

>>22146542
I would be SHOCKED if she still works there.

>>22146825
your mom is bland as fuck too

>>22146821
>They cost more than the local mom and pop chinese takeout
maybe where you live. definitely not here and also the mom and pop places around here are also not very good. I can cook better chinese food at home.

>>22146821
some of the mom and pop places are fucking gross. dont ever look at the big bowl of processed chicken thighs they have in the back. they just pile on the week old shit into the new bowls and hope for the best. on the other hand theres another one around me which is basically gourmet Sichuan at a similar price point
honestly panda flavors are pretty good for fast food imo

>>22146846
it's not fast food it's FAST CASUAL

>>22145737
i legitimately do not understand how this place exists, its so so much worse than regular mom and pop chinese takeouts which are already everywhere
its not even cheaper. it is slightly faster if you use the drive through though.

>>22146860
I've debunked this already

Every Panda Express meal tastes the exact fucking same

>>22146542
mental illness: the post

>>22146860
it's not that it's so much worse than regular Chinese takeout, it's that it's always fucking packed compared to Chinese takeout. I went at like 6pm one day and waited 20 minutes for them to shovel my slop into a takeout container. I'm never going back.

I take my business somewhere else

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2x mushroom chicken, fly lye

>>22146959
it's never like that here

>>22145737
>plate
>half greens half chow mein
>orange chicken
>whatever else I feel that day

>>22147697
I've never seen you order that

this place is fucking trash
they give you 1/4 cup of the main dish for $12

>>22146835
>maybe where you live. definitely not here and also the mom and pop places around here are also not very good.

Fair enough. I'm in NJ so there are multiple pizza joints and chinese take outs in every little town. The only panda express I ever see are in food courts of malls.

>>22145737
Pretty much white trash retards order this shit.

>>22146959
i tried panda express a few years ago, literally everything on my plate was tasteless garbage served lukewarm
i want my chinese food to be hot and actually taste like something. the family run spot near me has been doing it flawlessly for as long as ive been alive

I want some p.ex. rn ngl

>>22145737
Seems way too low for sugar chicken.