Thanksgiving looms.
>>22146613Good. Wait for it instead of trying to crowbar it into summer dumbass.
I fucking hate the Holidays
I wish my grandmother was still alive because she made some delicious pork stuffing recipe that was basically pure fat. I guess that explains the heart problems in the family.
>>22146617All of them suck ass, save for maybe April Fool's.
>>22146617Sounds like I should remind you to just kys to alleviate the mental strain on you and your poor parents.
>>22146624What a mean thing to say to a stranger.
>>22146627>strangethat fucker sure is, and you know it's true
>>22146620Yeah, the old bird really liked stuffing and getting porked. The turkey was less enthused.
>>22146620Cisco isn't fat.
Last Thanksgiving my turkey turned out a little overcooked and dry but I absolutely nailed the gravy so it was a draw imo
What are some alternatives to turkey?I just want to do something different.
>>22146667Nobody is crazy about turkey that’s why it’s only done once a year, but that’s the tradition. Suck it up buttercup
>>22146674I cook for myself, and really only like the dark meat.
>>22146677>only like the dark meatI bet you do, I bet you do
>>22146617why?the food is good.i cook for like 10 people.
>>22146613>power strip and retinolthis is not right and you know it.
>>22146667hamprime rib
>>22146691It's my parents' house. What exactly am I going to do here?
>>22146707Try moving out.
>>22146674I don't understand the dislike for turkey, I buy deli meat turkey twice a month.
>>22146613
>>22146737I get it
>>22146731You don't go back to your parents' house for Thanksgiving?
>>22146613God dam that looks good I want Thanksgiving dinner now
>>22146613Cant wait for the thanksgiving sandwiches to come in at sheetz
>>22146613Hold your dick, it's not even Halloween yet.
>>22146613>>22146691Imagine reaching for something and accidentally dispensing face cream onto your food.
>>22146667Ditch the turkey and use a chicken, turkey is trash even if it's cooked right.
Every year after Thanksgiving and Christmas, turkeys and turkey breasts go on sale. I buy 2-3 and have a couple Thanksgiving meals throughout the year. I just love the meal
>>22149079Same. They go for as little as 19¢/lb in my area (though I've not seen quite that cheap in years; last cheap turkey I nabbed was 23¢/lb, iirc, which ain't nothing to sneeze at).Easily the cheapest protein source in the US.
>>22149076Ditch both and use duck
>>22146734Deli meat turkey is barely turkey, it's a horrible amalgamation of meat pulp pressed into a uniform shape and then boiled until fully cooked. It's like calling a hot dog "long pork chops."
>>22146667ham
>>22146613Bro its still two months away.Anyway as a bachelor with no senpai in town I am probably just gonna hit up the murrican buffet to not have to cook a ton for myself. It was like $33 bucks with a soda and tip last year not too bad
>>22146620my granny would always grab a take and bake box from Vons, I miss it. In the last few years of my grandpas life when parkinsons got real bad I started putting a tall boy in a glass to make the dinner more bearable
>>22149079I do this, but make it fakesgiving. I might grill the bird in pieces, or cut it up and bread it. I'll do sweet potato fries, cranberry Jell-O, corn on the cob... I try to change the traditional dish to a more summer preparation.
>>22149086You don't know what a duck looks like. That's a goose.
>>22146667Pheasant. Really, really good. I love turkey and if you dont, deep fry your turkey. Never met anyone who hated deep fried turkey.
>>22149133I googled “mean duck” and that came up lol
>>22146667Cornish hens are fun if you have a small group. Anything larger than 4 becomes cumbersome though
>>22146613Thanksgiving dinner in the US is a lot like Christmas dinner in Scandinavia, bland and tasteless, and many items resemble more baby food than real food.
I can't wait. I love the holiday atmosphere and the food so much it's my favorite time of year. I love you guys
>>22146613No it doesn't.
>>22149309Baste, sameB)
