It is cruel that broccoli is so disgusting while being so nutritionally dense
>>22147172You can fix that by covering it in cheese but then the nutritional part is more questionable
>>22147172Have you tried growing up beyond the age of 10?
>>22147181an ironically infantile insult
>>22147172It's pretty good if you steam it for 8-10 minutes. Stir-fry is okayish too, but steamed is superior.
>>22147189Oh that time is for frozen. Fresh takes 2 minutes less or so.
Steam it for like 8-10 min after shaving (potato peeler) the outside stem a bit and cleaning it upFilet it lengthwise or even quartersWhen perfectly steamed and not overdone, the stems/stalks actually taste vaguely sweet, and have an intensely palatable taste and textureThey go from zero to hero to zero in a very small window Luv plain steamed stems simple as
>>22147191Filet it before steaming btw for faster more even cooking, big organic stems will still be raw if you dont clean up the brocc and portion it before steaming
>>22147191>look at what they need to mimic just a fraction of our power
>>22147172just eat the tops bro
I just eat them raw desu. Toss it into food after turning the fire off and let it sit for a couple of minutes to warm up and wa-lah! Tastes good
>>22147172Do you have to keep making these "I'm mentally four and vegetables are yucky" threads?
Do people have trouble getting nutrition in 2026
>>22147172Broccoli is incredible fried in a pan with sufficient butter + salt + pepper, but then that's true of every single vegetable.
Not really. It's not like broccoli has nutrients other veggies don't
>>22147397Yeah, this is what I do. Basically I once watched the hibachi guy make my food and the veggies were great so I just started doing that myself.
>>22147172Broccoli is the best vegetable, you fucking child
>>22147429ditto this, its such a good snackcronch cronch
broccoli crowns are garbage, the stems are where it's at>>22147191 gets it.
>>22147172>disgustinggotta be at least 18 to post here, kid.
Just put some raw broccoli and cauliflower in a bowl and use that ranch dressing you smuggled back after the divegrass tournament.
>>22147486>divegrasshad to look this up - makes sense for a nameamerican football should be called hand-egg dash-n-bash
>>22147492Football actually has feet contacting the ball, unlike divegrass.
>>22147495i suppose so - they sure know how to tie their shoes properly
>>22147172>>22147177All it needs is a sprinkling of olive oil and a liberal amount of garlic powder. One of the more healthful dishes since sliced bread.
>>22147172I eat it raw dipped in guacamole multiple times a week, it's one of my favorite sides.
>>22147172Everytime someone complains about a vegetable, you just know it is some right wing white idiot who only knows how to boil them. No seasoning knowledge. No cooking knowledge. They just exist in the fast food trump feeds them.
>>22147578you seem especially obsessed today
>>22147177Maybe use real cheese instead of toxic industrial waste amerigoy "cheese"
>>22147172
>>22147578>hmm, today i will try to polarize /ck/ with vegetable outrage
>>22147578Have you ever seen this shit at your KKK rallies, Jefferson Davis?
>>22147172Must be cruel to be a retard with the palette of a spoiled child
Good source of antinutrients & phytotoxins.
>>22147713these things never have the right amount of breading. it's always too much or else it's falling off
>>22147349I should call her
>>22147719>palette
>>22147172it kind of sucks frozen. try steamed, sauteed, or crammed head first.
>>22148317>it sucks frozenno shit, you're supposed to heat it up retard
>>22147172Im tired of this thread and the subhumans that think broccoli isn't great. Why don't you form an anti-broccoli group so I can sboot it up and make the world a better place.
>>22147172broccoli is delicious, what are you talking about? are you a child, or you just can't cook?
>>22147172Probably thinks you can use dish soap to clean a cast iron pan
>>22147172I eat this raw
>>22147680:)
>>22147172Roasted Broccoli is my favorite vegetable. Drizzle olive oil and put some light seasoning on it.
