What's the fattest thing you've done? Be honest.I went to a house party and I did not know the people. It was a friend of a friend's relative's house or something. The food there went quickly and I didnt get any, so I went into their fridge and found a box of sushi and ate the whole thing. I was drunk and just kinda mad that they didn't have enough food.
>>22147262>What's the fattest thing you've doneYour mother
Your mother.
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Yout. your mother
>>22147262yo mama
>>22147262Pork. Specifically your mother.
I ate a bucket of those crispy fried onions with a spoon.
>>22147262that I can remember, and I did this on the regularmilk + commercial cocoa + sugar + bullshit mix for kids, added so much chocc powder that there was a layer on the bottom that was pure melted chocolate bullshit, so I'd dip my supermarket commercial muffins in the milk and the bottom chocc layerI did this all the time. I wasn't even fat
The initial decision to cook massive amount of pizza or a cake at a time, which goes in the fridge and compels me to eat massive amount of high calories food for the next week. if I make pizza it'll be 1kg of flour into dough and I make half of the dough into pizzas right away and rest in the freezer. Its insane amount to eat still.
>>22147262besides youre mother?idk. I was on a long bike ride and stopped at a wendys. I ordered a triple baconator, large friy and drink and a 6 piece chicken nugget. The cashier looked up at me and said "thats a lot of food"
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>>22147262ur mom
>>22147449that's you? holy shit i remember this thread like it was yesterday... the mods went absolute snowflake and locked the thread with some passive aggressive mod pinned comment. probably also a fucking fatass with no self control KEK
your mom
>>22147262The night before last. I had bought some fries to bring to someones house (along with burgers) and forgot the fries. So last night I fried them in my deep fryer, made ground pork in a pan, put slices of american cheese (also bought for the burgers but I swapped to mushroom swiss at the last minute) on top, microwaved it to melt the cheese, and ate the whole thing with my fingers getting cheese all over. It was awful. I felt like a fat fuck afterwards. I will never do it again.
I snuck into my friend’s pantry at night and ate all of his cookies.
>>22147262Ur dad
Your father followed by your mother I can stay hard after I finish
>>22147262In my college days I would go to CiCi's pizza back when it was only 3.99 or maybe 4.99 and would bring a big sci fi book and camp out in a corner and eat and read and people watch the whole day. Wouldn't eat the bones and the pizza was so thin I could eat multiple plates before I would get a little full. Then I would read for a few hours until I saw something fresh brought out and grab some more. Food was cheap back then and they didn't give a shit. No clue how much I ate in a day but I'm guessing it had to be at least 15 to 20k calories.
>>22147262we went to mcdonalds to study after class and i was the only one who ordered foodchad looked at me dissappointed and said no dude
>>22147262I ate an entire large pizza sitting on my couch watching tv and was still ready for more slices afterI also feel fat when I do closet eating. Eating behind people's backs.
>>22147747why would mcdonalds let you sit there without ordering food?
>>22147774they dont give a shit
>>22147262eat drink and be merrywith and without your mother
>>22147262Went out drinking with the boys. We got Korean BBQ and pigged out, then walked to a pocha spot and ate and drank some more, then spotted a Chinese lamb skewer guy and had some skewers, then we went and hung out eating mcdonalds. This was probably over the span of 3-4 hours.
>>22147262One time I went to two buffets on the same dayAnother time I ate an entire box of oreos dipped into peanut butter in one sitting
Disgusting cheap pizza fatasses in this thread, if you are going to be fat at least eat something good, makes me want to fuckin puke
>>22147262Pretty sure this story has been posted before>fattest thing you've done? Be honestUr mother
man...one story comes to mind. Back in high school me and my friends would get super stoned at my house, then we got on a kick of making like...absurd pb&j's. like load them the fuck up, toasted bread, pb&j, bacon, chocolate syrup, honey, bananas, cereal , triple deckers, chased down with a fuck ton of chocolate milk. another time i remember getting super fucking drunk, blacking out....but i knew i had to eat something or i would be fucked the next day so i just sat in front of my fridge on the floor and at like half a tub of mayo straight out of the fucking jar with a spoon.
>>22147808>>22147952These are the only fat fuck answers in this thread, most of you have no idea what the fuck fat fuck behavior actually is>I've eaten food I've thrown away as long as it was sealed/in a bag>I've dipped hot Cheetos in mayo and cream cheese>I've eaten an entire container of Oreos and regular food in one day>I've eaten an entire loaf of bread into PB&js>Most of my meals are fast food or take out
Nothing crazy. What I can remember is two large frozen pepperoni pan pizzas in one day plus lots of beer. Goddamn those are salty, at the end it starts to taste like poison but you just keep eating.
>>22147990I can't glean where anybody asked for your opinion you sad perv.
>>22147262Post on /ck/
>>22147990epic pb&j guy. I'm not even fat but i can put it fucking down if i need to. Recently I ordered 45 dollars worth of mcdonalds after getting shit faced. I cant remember exactly what I got but I think it was a big mac, mcchicken, 2 mcdoubles, large sprite, fries and a 40 thing of nugs, shit ton of sauces and salt. I remember waking up the next day and realizing i ate it all except like 5 nugs. I remember as a kid working in the restaurant dishwashing, idk if this is fat fuck shit but I would eat customers left overs, granted it was a sushi restaurant so the odds of it being touched was probably rare, kinda gross but never got sick, if anything it just made me stronger.
I fucked a 335lb woman
Too many, too many. These 2 I can remember and are recent.Eat 2 large McDonalds menu's plus 20 nuggers in one sitting, top it off with a big jar of B&J.Eat 2 large pizza's in one evening, top it off with like 3 or 4 magnums.Im not even that fat, but I still need help.
>>22147262That sounds more niggardly than fat
>>22147262one time in high school i had like $20 worth of taco bell and then ate way too many of those cake cookies and drank too much milk, woke up the next day and puke a bunch. i was so high that night i couldnt tell how full i was.also your mom.
When I was a kid I once ate an entire bag of werthers originals.
>>22148318Grandma must have been devastated.
Recently was staying with my sister and she made the two of us wings. I noticed she was leaving all sorts of bits of meat and cartilage on them, so I sucked clean every last one of her wings, to nothing but bone.Sort of an anti-fatfuck moment, but I went to this sushi buffet I used to frequent with friends and started ordering as if I wasn't alone. Meek Asian waitress asks me if I'm sure and I just say "yes" while already working on the hot buffet. Plate after plate comes out and the whole table was full when I realised it wasn't done and I wouldn't finish. Waitress was cleaning the table next to me when I desperately went over to her with food in my mouth and begged her to stop the sushi. Took her a sec to understand, so it was probably half just me gesturing. I finished all the sushi I got. Felt like fucking ass though. Miss that place.>>22148085>I would eat customers left oversBoss move. Yeah it being sushi it's probably clean, but I know I'd be tempted no matter what it was. Had a few times I ate "found" food, but that was more out of extreme boredom: pizza from a park bench, (opened) peanut M&Ms from a parking garage stairwell, old cake with bad strawberries from on top of a garbage bin (inside of a university, not proper dumpster diving).
>>22147262It's either buying a large doordash meal the day before my rent was due, which caused the charge to bounce and caused me a shitload of problems. Or your mother.
>>22148021You posted your shit here and I can make comments on it, therefore by proxy you're asking for my opinion>>22148085These are certified epic fat fuck moments friend, more power to you free sushi and McDonald's is overpriced now
>>22147262I made and ate sweet raw dough a few times as a kid. Kinda got a craving to try it again with butter instead of margarine.
>>22147262Yo mama.
>>22147262i remember getting a hamburger from burger king and french fries from mcdonalds
>>22148629Add a Frosty from Wendy's and NOW you're fat.
>>22147990The PB&J story, while funny is certainly not a ff answer; it's just stoner goofery.
Is this the thread?
