Do you bruise your basil?
>>22148153only thing I bruise is your mom's cervix
Only when when my wife tries to hide behind the basil plant.
>>22148153I see you’ve been watching the BBC Maestro, big guy.
>>22148153I chop it
>>22148153Nah ramsay taught me to tear it
always makes me laugh when hipster cooklets put the delicate basil on pizza before sliding it into a 500+ degree oven, instantly incinerating it and ruining the aesthetics of the whole pizzaand these fucking retards think its SUPPOSED to be that waylike the IPA trend, pure retardation
>>22148587Ok, what's the problem with IPAs
>>22148587who does that? most people know to put basil on at the end of cooking or after cooking. that's a very basic cooking technique
>>22148153I beat my wife
>>22148217>plastic chopping board
>>22148602they taste like beer that's gone foul or skunked (thats the scam)
>>22148222trips of truth
>>22148609It's more sanitary?
>>22148153I shit on them
>>22148611ew you were born in the 2000s
>>22148155Chortl'd
>>22148602IPAs are nasty and people only pretend to like them to feel like they're part of something
>>22148153Sometimes I’ll mash my marjoram
