>>22148785
Hammy and pineapply

tastes like a pizza with a pineapple on it
texture is like pizza and pineapple

Bump. I want to hear how retarded /cock/ can get.

>>22148837
Look in the mirror

>>22148847
Damn I'm handsome and thin. [spoiler]Unlike you obese ugly fucks.[/spoiler] :^)

>>22148785
Like a piece of raw fish that tastes of how your parents act when other people aren’t around

>>22148785
Pineapple on pizza is great, but you want the pieces to be smaller so they are easier to chew. The ones in OP don't have any char on them either, very gay. Also ham is a shitty meat and pairs terribly with ham, literally anything else is better. Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ground beef, whatever btfo ham with pineapple.

>>22148787
But what does it smell like?

Pineapple on 'za is fine. It's the fucking ham that is the problem. Pineapple doesn't go with ham at all and ham is this dry piece of shit block of mystery meat that tastes like salt and sweaty socks. It's fucking disgusting.
I've put pineapple on a normal peperoni 'za and it's good.
''People'' who like ham are mentally ill.

>>22148785
tastes bad because pineapple tastes bad.

>>22148951
>ham is mystery meat

>>22148785
Slimy

>>22148785
Curdled cheese pooled around pineapple chunks that explode juice when bitten.
Exactly not what you want with pizza

>>22148951
You do realize that pepperoni is also made from pork

>>22148947
Canned pineapple

problem is that the pineapple is commonly stringy and chewy after being heated up

>>22149409
Yes but admittedly the fibers fall apart after the cooking of a pizza oven
One of the big issues is how fucking soggy shit gets

>>22148785
it looks like it's on the unleavened bread of the levant. no thank you.

>>22148785
it's the most challenging pizza to make because of the pineapple moisture. moisture ruins pizza like nothing else. that's the only reason why it's not mainstream although it's one of the most delicious pizzas out there

>>22148785
The cooked pineapple combined with the tomato sauce and cheese gives it a vomity taste.

>>22149450
you just leave your applepines to rest on some paper towels awhile prior to adding them. also works with chovies, sliced cherry tomatoes, and fresh mozzarella balls

>>22149488
i've done it before. it takes half a day and most people don't want to put up with that shit especially italians so they just tell you that pineapple pizza is trash

>>22149578
Whenever I get a pineapple pizza it doesn't seem to be soggy so idunno what they're doing. Assumed they were just scooping it from a can but maybe they have pineapple conveyor