Vegan Tips
Start with some bacon.
>>22149318tip: get a personality besides telling people that you're vegan
Once both sides have a good sear place it in the oven at 350 until the internal temperature reaches 155f. Let rest 2 minutes, place on a bun with raw onions and enjoy.
Chili lime prawns with bacon and mushrooms and onions and peppers. And butter.
>>22149325>>22149326>>22149328>>22149329You are more pretentious and annoying than OP
>>22149334You are literally autistic and made a shitty thread even worse
>>22149338This slop just turned me vegan
>>22149452>>22149453she is op you fucking troglodyte. the title was bait and you got baited. everyone is laughing at you rn.
>>22149338Another instance of Europoors not understanding how certain flavors compliment each other and instead just adding random shit that makes no logical sense
>>22149321You should have stopped here instead of ruining the joke and the thread with your piss poor attempt at cooking
>>22149318I'll put my tip in your mouth (it's meaty).>>22149464Europoors complain about how fat we are, then all the world cup videos come out where they're like "we've never tasted food with flavor!" Of course they can stay skinny when eating feels like punishment.
>>22149338This dish perfectly sums up what's wrong with amerimutts: the total lack of taste and culture due to abundance of resources and money.Just because you can combine 30 ingredients it doesn't mean that the final recipe works, it means that you put together whatever you had on hand and cooked some slop regardless of technique and desired result.If you removed the shrimps you could've made a sauce for some noodles, if you removed the bell peppers, the onions and bacon you could've made another pasta sauce with mushrooms and shrimps by adding some cherry tomatoes and parsley, EVO oil instead of butter.Git gud op.
>>22149475Nigga said "prawns." He's clearly commonwealth. We say SKRIMPS.
>>22149457Is 'she' in the room with us?
>>22149467she didn't ruin anything, you animals can't behave and you scared her away :c
>>22149482Femanon here. There are no girls on the internet, faggot.
>>22149475Oh it worked. It always works.
>>22149549Gross. I'm not vegan or vegetarian but I would much prefer rice and good beans or pan fried tofu to that meat mess.
>>22149491Post hrt tits of gtfo
>>22149570>I'm not vegan or vegetarianyou are however extremely gay
>>22149570Can't appreciate a NY strip? That's pretty sad. Enjoy your tofu, soyboy.
Brie on multigrain toast
Deli beef bologna
A thin spreading of horseradish
Roast beef
That's a nice stack
>>22149642I should call her
>>22149630Sure but not that burnt and also grey piece of shit. A nice pan fried tofu dish would be a lot better than that nasty looking meat. Anon should be ashamed of ximself for ruining good meat.
pretty fruedian image there anonnette
>>22149665Who?
>>22149694your mom
>>22149852She's unlisted. Good luck.
Tortilla in butter
3 eggs
Flipped over
Flipped again.Cheesed like Paul Rust
Breakfast is served
>>22149338
>>22149933Disgusting. Why do you eat on paper plates? And why can't you let vegans have a thread without posting your awful non vegan cooking? I'm not vegan but your food looks like shit cooked by a drunk or a mongoloid.
>tips for spitting in gods facei think not
I got an entire 24oz can of fosters up this things ass!
>>22149474>then all the world cup videos come out where they're like "we've never tasted food with flavor!"don't brag about how you fell for obvious state propaganda, please
>>22150004Don't brag about having tasteless food.
eat sustainably caught freshwater fish and get chickens to give you eggs, and roosters if you feel guilty about the male killing aspect.
I saw a thread about taco meat earlier. Here's mine.