food & cooking webmsprevious >>22137228
>>22150602my arteries hurt just watching this
>>22150602This looks disgusting, I would try it 100 percent>>22150595I was I was comfertable enough in my skin to act like that in public.
>>22150626Get a little tipsy and try it out
>>22150595my live
i love me some pickles
obligatory
>>22150650as a 125 pound anorexic this webm always makes hungry
>>22150654Eat anon, if you're hungry eat - even something small. How about some overboiled curried eggs!
>>22150602https://youtube.com/@devourpowertv?si=t86lUDCTO0drlF-qThey're still eating like this.
>>22150650this guy ate in one day the amount of calories I eat in 2 weeks. Σ(っ °Д °;)っ
>>22150681i hate rick stein with a glowing passion. such a faggot.
>>22150835gross, he added waaaaay too much thickener
>>22150896chef didnt feel there was a need to heat it
oh we're doing ja/ck/s?i tought it was frowned upon
>>22150938only fags hate ja/ck posting
>>22150943Not relate to Ja/ck/ posting but I saw a bunch of videos where people cut a bottle of water with knife without holding this bottle.Is that actually possible?
>>22150921oh neat it even comes with the pre-sals
>>22150644New fetish unlocked
>>22150947yes that is very possible
>>22150912such a cute couple (´艸｀)
>>22150765>metal in nonstock
>>22150912>splatOkay I smiled at this
>>22150650this is the most american britfag I've ever seen
>>22150938>Best FoodsI thought ja/ck/ was in Tennessee?
this is kind of /ck realted
>>22150593>tfw she's probably like 40 now
>>22150650do amerimutts really?
>>22150650Americans are disgusting.
>>22150921My mom and i would snack on this with Fritos. She would spoon the salsa out though instead of dripping all the liquid onto it first. Doesn’t make it much better, he’s such a goofball though
>>22151067>>22151073>mumAmericans don't say that. Try again
>>22150595Now Post the good webm
>>22151044This is one my favorites now
>>22150780this is why you don't order a hot tony
>>22151021and this is why america cant have free healthcare
>>22151044Why are they folding their arms and why doesn't Luigi know how to do it
>>22151045i would've lost as well, the girl has a great throatwouldn't pass out like that though, what a bitch
>>22150650>>22150654>>22150654>full english>mum>oasis>steering wheel on right-hand sideNice try, europoors.
>>22151193that's how you become khaleesi, right?
>>22151112>retardista>>22151044where i live only kids work the grocery storeit's like a rite of passage, you get to 14-17 years old, you apply at the closest grocery store and work there until you're hireable for something that pays better.
>>22151209anyone else appalled by the cut speedi feel like ~.6 seconds is a bit much for a single action
>>22151106i'm a socialist bordering on communist, i don't stock maga stuff on my electronical device
>>22151195rename that file>you_wouldnt_download_soup.webmimmediately
>>22151265They used to have the exact same station at my vons, got taken away probably due to the hobos doing shit like this they sell premade soup containers but it sucks you have to microwave it yourself
>>22151191The lighting and the low quality of the video makes it look like she has face stubble.
>>22151308
>>22151191She does its my NEET femboy tradwife
>>22150938>lime green painttakes me back to the late 2000s/early 2010s
>>22151303she could dip my hotdog in ketchup and jam it in her mouth if you can understand my meaning.
>>22150607tits or gtfo.
>>22151129>free
>>22151300I wonder how many people died because they got fed to death by their partners.
I Dare someone to make this.
>>22151556I gotta stop clicking on videos with Asians in them.
>>22151190I was expecting her to barf or start smashing the food on her tits or something(disappointed)
>>22151566They're just trying to make a livin!
>>22151589That looks like ketchup lol>>22151620This feels like deliberate vibe sabotage of the webm threads.
>>22151620it seems like he really went out of his way to make it as horrible as possible for that frog
>>22151624I just post retarded shit from douyin, aka chinktok
>>22151637This isn’t just retarded though, it’s shitty treatment of animals. And i didn’t see this very often until recently. Obviously, you can post whatever you want. I’m not a gayass reporter. But it’s not funny, sexy, endearing, gross, it’s just disturbing. Along with the guinea pig and turtle boiling videos. Bad vibes, and i see others who don’t like them either. So whatever, carry on, but it feels like you know it’s disturbing, and you’d have to know that ruins the vibe compared to all the other actually stupid videos.
>>22151637would fuck the shit out of her while her brother watches
>>22151643Forgive my sins. And sorry for the shit bitrate
>>22151685cute. nice work little girl!
>>22151682Kys
>>22151685Cute loli
>>22151695This you?
>>22151691>white knighting for a fake girl on an uzbek fly fishing forumlol, lmao
>>22151705Think he meant the hentai plot talk
>>22151697uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno
>>22150595How do women do all that shit with their faces? Do they watch themselves in the mirror for hours a day or?
>>22150595how could anyone ever hate women
>>22150593is she fucking retarted or something
>>22150593me but hot
>>22151705I absolutely meant the inclusion of the child, retarded freak
>>22151685Posting children is asking for trouble>>22151695Die slow
>>22151714cerebrals palsy>>22151050she has 2 kids now
>>22151714turn on your monitor
>>22150650it's the headshake after every bite that gets me
>>22151303I'm so tired of tiktokers eating greasy juicy food with a loo ot sauce in their car. It's so disgusting.
>>22151637I need to learn how to make dough I can do that with.
>>22151556Bear meat is actually pretty dangerous and you need to check it in the lab if you want it to cook because there might be some shit which isn't killed by cooking
>>22151854It is somewhat dangerous but I don't think you have to get it checked by a lab. It's mostly that bears are more likely to have trichinosis because they're omnivores which can pass on to us. Fully cooking it makes it completely safe but even slightly undercooking it or not being careful about cross contamination gives you a risk of a very severe parasite.
>>22151850Agreed, i hate social media car eaters in general
>>22151620chinks are animals
>>22151620>the frigo getting skinned alivefuck me
>>22151620I don't like these threads now. Poor froggo.
>>22150650Post the fat girl eating fair food version of this
>>22150595i hate women bros
>>22152073this is exactly why i avoid webm threads on /ck/ and /an/fuck people, man.
>>22151710> facial expressions are a female thingAnon, maybe you need to make some friends in the outside. Or get your depression treated? Idk, but your comment is very sad to me
>>22151710You might be autistic and I'm not joking
>>22151637poor birb :(
>>221520172.8Mb and we can't even see shit. here you fucking go, dumbass;>https://github.com/FlaminWrap/4chan-vp9-webm-maker You fucking summer fags are welcome.
>>22151308How is it possible that I can watch a guy get his beating heart cut out of his chest and feel fine yet this made me gag?
>>22152326How do i make that work on mobile thoughNot a summerfag, just a dumberfag
>>22152329You can't, this specific script was written for windows. I'm sure you can find similar tools that are written for android or ios but I can't vouch for those cause I've never used them.
>>22151042What is it with Asian countries needing their food to be bouncy and gooey and looking vaguely like a pussy
>>22151191>low earning potential>decides to have 4 kids anyway You made your bed now lie in it
>>22151710They watch themselves on the phone all day, anon
>>22151850>>22151303Long haired women are disgusting, you see the way her hair went into her mouth while she ate reminds me of when you watch porn and the guy has to pull the hair out of the woman's mouth while she sucks cock.Females are so disgusting.
>>22152358I like how you chose the least expressive girl with this.>>22152335The only computer i have is work related, can’t be doing that unfortunately. I’ll try to tinker with xconverter though. Theres a setting for file size but for some reason its always smaller than the 4 i set it to. Maybe it’ll help to set it to 5 and see if it gives me closer to 4?
>>22151620i think frog can taste goodwhy the fuck you want to skin a frog live and have it squirming about on the cutting board i have no fucking clue
>>22152314Do you even know what autism means
>>22152375A major trait of most people in the spectrum is having very limited facial expressions.
>>22152358Why is she trying to do ahegao face witohut opened mouth?
What compels people to post the same fucking 50 food webms for 10 years?
>>22152506Because it’s hard to make quality ones!! You go make new onesWith this link >>22152326
>>22152506
>>22152524When people are eating bears it's usually not polar bears and they're the only ones with high vitamin A in their liver. Polar bears have even more trichinosis than others. Parasites are an issue with eating bears. Anything that's an omnivore or carnivore is more likely to transmit parasites.
>>22152524Dude, I'm telling you what hunters told me.
>>22152464this guy is starting to grate on me
>>22152372People seem to just be really careless with small animals that can't fight back if they don't make much noise. >>22152529If you complain about the mistreatment of animals like this you'd still get a lot of westerners saying you're just too sensitive and that's how nature is and whatever other bullshit excuses they want to come up for unnecessary cruelty and how they'll laugh at what's happening.
>>22151038I think he originally started out in California
>>22151209I could eat that whole thing and come back for more
>>22152537i used to go there with my grandmaall the grannies of the area were addicted to that placetbqh 10/10 HUGE portions, everything is good and it's affordable for a sunday evneing family meal.grand ma passed durind the corona though and i never wen't back because i live far.
>>22152559That pizza looks tasty. Sorry about your grandma. anon
>>22152572I believe so
>>22152570sure, late fall and winter is off tourist season so hotels and stuff are less busy and cost less.vivaldi restaurant is in the western suburbs. nowadays there's REM subway system in the west, so you could find a hotel on the west island near a REM station so you can commute quickly to downtown to visit and use it as a base to go fishing in the outaouais or laurentian regions, heck even some parks in ontario are less than an hour driving away.if you go in late winter you can try ice fishing pretty much everywhere.west island is also jeetland btw. but the restaurant is close to the river and jeets tend to stay in the center core.
>>22151513I thought it was an interesting bit about dietary laws
>>22151038He only moved to Tn a few years ago. He used to be in Cali.
>>22151160Was probably a spoof of the soccer player intro-videos they do these days.
>>22152510I dragged and dropped a file into the batch and the prompt just closed
>>22152274No, I mean like the flirty, seductive, cutesy stuff. I mean, yeah, I'm kinda depressed, byt that happens in circumstances such as mine.>>22152314Nah, not on the spectrum. Just not seductive and shid, and it's fascinating that most women have this shid down. Did I nit get a "how to be a woman" manual, or? Wait, fugg, I may be somewhat autistic then.
>>22152619Gotta take it up with the guy who posted. I do it all on mobile with restream to mute the video, and xconverter to turn the mo4 into a webm. I think it does okay, still crunchy though>>22152665None of that was meant to be flirty or seductive to me. She was probably a little tipsy, and excited for the food. She’s just an attractive woman lol
>>22152732i also paid for honey cam, a little bit of work and it can also only do up two one minute but I like being able to make a lot of the webms in this thread with it
>>22152513It's in the filename. They put shrimp in a blender and use that as filling. I'm gonna try the next the I buy wangs
>>22151336esl redflag
>>22151261this
>>22151209>making lettucedo mexicans really?
>>22151308good for them
>>22151484>>22151303Whats with this kind of content? is it just>girl put thing in mouth
>>22151190What a babe (probably 4/10 in midwest or so i hear) >>22151191This one is sad. I hate poverty so much
>>22151854>>22152008wild bear meat is filled with worms and parasitescook it all the way through and you will be fine
>>22152598REM is awesome, it's quick, it's connected to the subway system, you can go everywhere and theres a train every 5 minutes. It prevents you to drive downtown in shitty winter time.Also anything passed mid-october, you can expect snow and cold temperatures (like -10 C).Lately halloweens have been on the hotter side (+10,+20C) but you never know.November is depression month in the city, but outdoors it's nice because there are no bugs, no tourists and it's not lethaly cold.As much as fishing options, i don't know what's available in the area.There are a couple of spots on the island and they're well documented, check online.A magical spot is parc de dieppe, with the best views of downtown while angling.If you're in the west island, mont rigaud parc is free and a nice quick hike, but you have algonquin parc and oka park about 1hour driving that are quite pleasant.Tremblant and Papineau parcs are serious national parcs that you can spend a few days in with proper fall/winter gear.For restaurants, there's a shit ton in montreal, have fun, try poutine and steamed hot dogs.What ever is west speaks english.I found that about shit to fish in Queebec: https://www.pourvoiries.com/en/blog/when-to-fish-quebec.These fuckers seem to have found big fishies : https://www.montreal-fishing.com/2014/10/catching-big-fish-in-october.htmlAlso the downtown core of montréal is really walkable, so walking around just chilling and trying stuff is a nice thing to do.
>>22152362maybe the issue is that you're watching too much porn if seeing a woman with long hair makes you think about porn and cocks
>>22152862>girl wastes food>does not immediately get smackedEither scripted, spoiled brat, or both.
>>22153000its not even that sad of a meal if she didnt say she was poor I would just think of her as an ordinary granny
>>22152615>a few years agoIt's been more than a decade. You know what they say about time flying
>>22153138what are some foods?
>>22153036that was cut out
>>22151193At first, I thought it was a slice of rubbery pizza, gross.
>>22153197the fact this retard could've regained the use of his arm with exercise/physio but didn't... it's insane
>>22150595shes hot but everytime i watch this i just imagine the loud kebab and alcohol induced shit she took the next morning lol
>>22150595
>>22153284>>Double chin Stupid bitch, doesn't she know she's supposed to spit out the food and use quick cuts to make it look like she's actually eating?
>>22153316She’s not an angry ana bitch, just a tootie fruity cutie
>>22153393This is the least homosexual video of these two that I've seen thus far.
>>22153393>how does the bottom get out?
>>22152513Shrimp paste - deveined shrimp, bit of cooking wine, some minced ginger (easy on the ginger) and garlic. Blend until smooth as hell.
>>22150650Does anyone else get really annoyed when people drink when they still have food in their mouths?
>>22153167>only Spaghetti for 2 yearsAPPROVED!
>>22153029You're trying to say that I am the one who is wrong when I see a girl making fucking food slop in her car for tiktok brain rotted audiences, and think it's no different as hardcore pornography?Well then I don't want to be right, because i'd be a fucking RETARD like you.
>>22153569being a retard like me is better than being a double retard like you!!!
>>22151586the fact this chick is a millionaire proves everything is wrong with society
>>22153581Maybe the right answer is to not watch TikTok garbage, not argue with me.
>>22153601i don't watch tiktok garbage but saying that women with long hair remind you of sucking cock was still unusual
>>22153604Yeah god forbid somebody mention porn on 4chan its literally unheard of.
>>22153622that's not what i said but i'm sure you know that and just wanted to try and say something clever
>>22153624It wasn't directed at you though was it, you chose to get involved
>>22152372They literally think the animal suffering improves the flavor. French aristocrats thought so too at one time.
>>22153393Only dish I've seen the zesty dude cook that i'd try. All others look mid to bad.
>>22151044>categorie protetteheh
>>22153523>a dozen cloves of garlic it's an American
>>22151067>mum>americanRetard
>>22151073>Mum>AmericanRetard.
>>22153523What temp and how long? Is everyone supposed to know already?
>>22150593>>22150595>>22150626>>22151106>>22151710
>>22150595this webm broke /sp/ lmao. good times
>>22153751Recipe is in the description of the youtube short
>>22153758nice
>>22153859kek fuck /hoc/
>>22153167
>>22150810Same. It's awe-inspiring (derogatory) to see someone put away this amount of food.
>>22151300id love to hand feed this man babyhe looks like a walrus its so cute
>>22153859QRD? It's just a video of a drunk lady getting a halal bowl. Where's the controversy?
>>22154288Chud seething a woman will never want them as much as the drunk girl wants her food
>>22154300staged
>>22153393God I hate brown…eggs
>>22154298That's sweet. But why does she like an Australian Aboriginal? I didn't think they were allowed to leave Australia.
>>22154300aint no snow in that mutt
>>22150596dang thats nuts, worked 17 years in the biz, watched hundreds of cooking videos, never seen anything like that before ha, neat.
>>22151547>Ketchup as pizza saucedo americans really
>>22152506>how?
>>22154349>fried egg and orphan sandwich
>>22154375I Know you joke, but I'm running out of chinktoks. For the best because I have to fix my fyp.
>>22154431
>>22151048>that much sauce underneath the paperwhy
>>22154417He does like 'em young
>>22154450Is that the fat kid from The Sandlot?
>>22151287My HEB had to get rid of its soup & salad bar before Covid because some crazy lady was convinced that it was the work of the devil and would constantly run in and ruin the whole thing by pouring nail polish remover over everything or throwing trash over it or whatever. One time she'd gotten her hands on a million needles and thrown them everywhere. Eventually she attacked someone in the parking lot and that person shot her but it was too late to save the salad bar and it still hasn't come back and probably never will. Gobbless.
>>22154575
>>22151284>4kek out of thin air
>>22154588I get the exact same response every time I post that story. Frankly I get it. I hate being here but I also couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
>>22154621Nta but wasn't beating the shit of her an option? Or did that happen and didn't work, hence the shooting?
>>22154639IDK, I don't have details, but why take the risk of her surprising you with a weapon of her own? Everyone's Batman in their own self-defense fantasies but that's usually not how things play out.
>>22154450What is this lmaoThat lady’s hair is crazy
>>22154386This looks like so much fun
>>22154575Why wasn't she arrested the first few times she contaminated the salad bar? Law enforcement usually takes that kind of thing really seriously even in liberal city hell holes.
>>22154664The HEB is probably in a nigger-infested shithole like Houston where they're never held accountable for their crimes.
>>22154664>>22154672>HoustonClose enough, East Austin. I had one of our local psychos, a known firebug, try to kill me with a rock last year and the cops took 2 hours to show up.
>>22154697Damn. White junkies are almost as bad as niggers with their behavior. Good thing you pay out the ass with your taxes for the cops to take forever to show up.
>>22150644KWAB
>>22154735Damn, what kind of wing was that?
free off the stove
>>22154739It was a turkey wing. It was raw because that fat piece of shit doesn't know how to cook anything.
>>22154697Was it a live streamer? Austin is lousy with insane streamers as I'm sure you know
>>22154742thanks chef, smells delicious
>>22154747My phone doesn’t show webm file names, it’s very inconvenient
>>22154756click on the grey text that says 67.69 MB WEBM and it will reveal the filename
>>22151048Holy fuck lost it hard here.
>>22150650is his mom a feeder? an oedipal feeder relationship
>>22151300this is the equivalent of watching two scab covered junkies shoot up in a car and nod off together
>>22154765I see, thanks!
>>22154779Yeahhh
I maintain mu is the worst board on 4chan but ck is not far behind.
>>22154441they added a shit ton for comedic purposes but a little sauce underneath keeps the paper from shifting around
>>22154786>tfw no 7/10 cutie packs my lunch
>>22154791seekay is not even close to being one of the worst boards.
>>22154834what are the worst then anonkin?/b/ for just being shit /pol/ for being nazis?
>>22150765I love these zesty niggas. They cookin
>>22151317Someone post the original
>>22154845>>22154845Nta but /fa/
>>22154791Not even close, but /x/, /diy/, and /tv/ are the only good boards.
>>22153393They may be gay niggerw, but they're a loving, happy couple, and that makes me sad.
>>22150593poor girl, she's still trying to make food for herself and her loved ones. DON'T GIVE UP!!
>>22151697Based as fuckLoli smell divine
>>22155253Not when companies offer one for free when you switch lol
>>22155259it's not free, the cost is being included somewhere, probably with higher monthly bills. nothing is ever really free when it's included because you're paying for something. https://www.adweek.com/performance-marketing/iphone-users-more-likely-to-pay-the-higher-phone-bills/
>>22155279My monthly bill is cheaper, and i got a new phone. I understand that whatever dealeriedoo they offer has some sort of trade off, but it worked out cheaper for me
>>22153167Musk willingly impregnated that goblin
>>22154788Why are their eyes so fucking twitchy?
>>22155295the video is sped up
>>22155296That makes sense. Especially since I'm pretty stupid.
>>22155298so you're sped up too?
>>22155305Heh
MODS! THERE IS A FIRE sale
>>22155293this is why women chefs are rare. they killed all the restaurants they work for with food poisoning.
>>22155298
>>22154750No, although I have had to deal with streamers fucking around in my store. I was just my usual boring self and they fucked off.
>>22155296If it is sped up, very minorThe boil-over happens REALLY quickly with turkish coffee so you have to be attentive or you fuck upWebm overall looks accurate>ex-middle eastern waiter
>>22155319This belongs on /x/
>>22155387i meant this video >>22154788 is sped up which is why their eye movements look unnatural that someone mentioned
>>22153393how do these zesty niggas get out
>>22154300I kinda don't get his reaction. I mean it may just be my autism but if you're fed something you hate, you don't start crying and throwing a tantrum do you?I'm a bit confused. What is he exactly feeling to be acting like that?
>>22155695Bro how often are you eating mealworms and grubs.Also she is a full time content creator so he is either acting for the camera or genuinely freaking out because he cant even sleep in peace
can someone post the guy that puts 2 bowls of parmesan in his pasta, thanks :)
>>22154742code?
>>22155298hot
>>22155857kek based brit
at one point someone will a/ck/tually have to cook the next webm gennyi baked the last two, i don't have anything left in the fridge
>>22151685would eat her cake
>>22155911I cannot imagine listening to a jew talkThose subtitles alone raise my blood pressureWhat an insufferable beingAnd their food is either cheap or just worse version of pre existing food
>>22154323Based on the twitches and weirdly shaped face I assume she has like some severe paralisys in face and busted nervous system or motor controlMight also be a gyspy
>>22151261It is a bit painful.
>>22152506They tend to get responses, but it could also just be 4chan bots to make the site look busy. Bleppit does the same thing.
>>22153453I used to get annoyed at things like that but they just sort of fade away.
>>22155293>burning through her mobile minutes
>>22151478ironically this is how my exes place lookedno man lives like thiseither its a stocked kitchen and hes a perfect cook or its barren with just drinks and condiments.
>>22150596>>22154369I have seen another video where this was done with tomatoes, that was even neater and works better because the sliced dont need to be so thin as with cucumbers.
>>22150626>I was I was comfertable enough in my skin to act like that in public.you would be comfortable enough if you were good looking enough that every single guy on earth would give his left nut to have sex with you and you knew it.
