>keeps the dishes spick and span
where does all the food waste go?
>>22152069the machine eats it to stay strong
I don't have anywhere put a dishwasher. I'd have to sacrifice a lower cupboard and I already don't have room to store all of my shit.So I own my home and I have the money but I just can't get one. Which annoys me greatly.
>>22152069Dishwasher gnomes.
>>22152064>10 minute job takes an hour>nothing personnel kid
>>22152111Cool it with the misogyny.
>>22152064retarded meme unitasker
>keeps the produce fresh and crisp
>>22152203>fridge for someone who never cooks anything Why not install a normal fucking handle instead of that heavy automated shit that takes 30 sec to open and fucking close letting all the fucking cold air escape?
>>22152231BasedExactly, I already want to rage that my induction stove takes more seconds to press and hold their stupid buttons compared to a knob. Can’t imagine wanting to grab something from the fridge quickly and just standing there for that long. Coulda had the butter in hand already!
>>22152234>Can’t imagineNo offence an' all, but, you're fucked in the head, right?
>>22152108do you live in a shack?
>>22152683no it's a 2 story house plus basement and attic the kitchen is just small
Dishwashing liquid residue is a killer of millions
>>22152695can't you renovate to make it bigger?
>>22152108>but I just can't get one.Sure you can. You'd just have to sacrifice a lower cupboard. I was strapped for space as well and had to lose precious space for a small dishwasher but it's 100% worth it because it enables me to spend more time cooking and doing my other hobbies. You just decided you don't want one because of the tradeoffs.
>>22152719why did you decide to settle for a small kitchen?
>>22152721It wasn't settling, we wanted a small house because we didn't need anything bigger, the kitchen still works well for the two of us and any guests we have over. I have a great many kitchen things that no reasonable person could ever need and just store them on a shelving unit in the breakfast nook. Things like my pressure cooker, steamer, meat grinder, deep fryer, etc. Still enough room to install a dishwasher and I'm glad I did.If I hosted larger things like thanksgiving extended family feasts for 20+ people then it would get cumbersome but that's not the case.
>>22152727>we didn't need anything bigger>I was strapped for space as well and had to lose precious space for a small dishwasherwhat matters is that you're happy. i know wouldn't.
>>22152231"Letting all the cold air escape" is a myth. Air can't store cold because air is empty. The cold of the fridge is stored in solids like refrigerated rice.
>>22152064Hmm do all firsties own a dishwasher?I live in aSEAn country and we pay a lady 15$/month to come to our house to wash dishesDo dishwashers work well? I remember hearing from a relative the they clean well only if you immediately wash your dishes to prevent any gravy etc drying on them. Seems pretty useless to me desu
>>22153337They clean fine and modern ones usually work just as well or better with a bit of food residue left on the plates (i.e. just rinse them off and avoid leaving any huge chunks) If the heat and detergent is somehow incapable of removing gravy from dishes then they either aren't using any detergent or they got scammed
>>22152719lol how fucking long do you think washing dishes by hand takes?
>>22153366i handwashed for years when i was avoiding repairing the dishwasher and when i got it back it was a huge relief. i didnt even dislike manual dishwashing and i considered myself to be a quick washer. but you really dont understand how much of a relief it is and how much time you save until you have one.
Idk man I live alone so cleaning by hand is no big deal and honestly I kinda find it therapeutic which isn't completely without precedent as there are many examples of repetitive manual deliberations facilitating a state of meditative consciousness.
>>22152064I hate dishwashers. They smell funny. I can wash my dishes fine by hand. I even kind of enjoy it.
>>22153408>I hate dishwashers. They smell funny. because your mom is always cleaning her dildo collection in yours
>>22152231Thats the price of being rich and classy when you invite your 'friends' over to show them how potentially richer and classier you are
>>22153420Ummmmm no, I think it's because of the nasty food residue and whatever weird shit they do to clean everything. I live in my own goycube by the way, which I pay for without mummy's assistance.
>>22153408>I even kind of enjoy it.Same. I fucking hate washing casserole dishes though
>>22153423they don't smellyou should get yours fixed>>22153444>I fucking hate washing casserole dishes thoughjust put them in the dishwasher
>>22153496Yes, they do. You should get your nose fixed.
>>22153498>millions of dishwashers don't smell>it's people's noses that are broken, not my dishwasher whatever helps you cope i guess
>>22153506I don't care what you think. Leave me alone, retard.
>>22153509no need to sign your posts
>>22153498If your dishwasher smells it’s likely not cleaning your dishes very well..
>>22152714I paid 70k for the house during covid when nobody was buying houses it's not really worth renovating
>>22153337I bought a literally who brand freestanding dishwasher for around $250 over 12 years ago which still works fine. I rinse most the stuff with running water before putting it in
Dishwashers are only worth it once you have more than 2 people in the house.
>>22153734>buys thing that automatically rinses dishes, then does a second cycle where it cleans again>better wash them first before putting them inYou're defeating the purpose of a dishwasher. If it needs you to rinse things first then it's not worth using.
>>22153366Longer than using a dishwasher, and I say that as someone who handwashed for years. Unlike you I value my time because I have other hobbies, and even if I didn't, the less time I need to spend cleaning dishes, the more time I can spend cooking.>>22152757Well yeah that's why we got the shelving unit for all of the specialty kitchen tech that is useful but occupies counter and cupboard space. Besides the pressure cooker, steamer, meat grinder, and deep fryer, it also holds my blender, my food processor, my stand mixer, my dehydrator, my large stock pot, and my big crock pot. One of the tiers has my herbs as well because it hits the sunlight from the windows in the nook.With those things out of the kitchen itself and not taking up drawer or counter space, things are quite comfortable and I just carry what I need 20 feet over when I need it. Some people just have bad space management.>i know wouldn't.Did you stroke out?
>keeps the kitchen clutter free with no compromise>>22153744Bro just put the appliances in the pantry and stop coping with your tiny kitchen lmao
>>22153764that pantry is bigger than my kitchen
>>22153371sad>>22153744i cant even imagine dish washing interfering with "hobby time"like i said, how long do you imagine washing dishes takes?
>>22153779Just put your kitchen in the pantry and the pantry in the kitchen thenIt should be the other way around
>>22153764>etsy pinterest picture of a walk-in pantry with a fucking book on one of the shelvesbet you didn't expect to be outed as gay today
>>22153764What I'm describing is literally what you pictured but against a wall in the breakfast nook. So if that's a pantry to you then yeah I do that. Having a stand mixer at ground level is fucking retarded by the way, don't do that.>>22153782>how long do you imagine washing dishes takes?Who's imagining things? It takes more time than loading a dishwasher, that's a fact. For a more complicated dinner with 3+ prepared elements that aren't microwaved garbage, you're going to have a good few dishes and you will save time by having a dishwasher. Maybe your dinners are just heating up Stoufer's frozen meals and putting them on a plate but I do more when I cook.
>>22152757A pantry is a small room or large cupboard used to store food, drinks, dishes, and kitchen supplies. It helps keep the main kitchen clean and organized. Let me know if you need help with anything else.
>>22152064it's not even the same cake.
>>22152108>I already don't have room to store all of my shitwhy do you have more than you can fit?sell that shit.
>>22152166>unitaskerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtxOdDsWwS8bet you feel fuckin' retarded.
>>22153156>air is emptyyou're an idiot.
>>22152064Now try it when the food has dried up and stuck to the dishes.
>>22154082if your dishwasher can't wash dried up food you got scammed ..are you from Mozambique?
>>22154082Never a problem. I usually start it every other day, so it's full of dishes with dried up bits of food >>22152108If people having small commieblock kitchens can find space, so can (You)
>>22152064We don't say the S word anymore.
>>22153843kek cant wash dishes efficiently and quickly by hand
>>22154082Not an issue in 2026.
>>22154562Dishwasher is still faster, no matter how much you cope for not being able to afford one. I see you don't deny that your meals are microwave dogshit slopped onto a plate either, so I'm sure cleanup for you is just a quick rinsing off of a plate and a fork with your own bitter tears. Shameful.
>>22154589not an issue in 1990
>>22154596>ad hominum>projecting cope>cant wash quickly and effciently
>>22154946A dishwasher is far more efficient than washing by hand. It isn't quicker, but that hardly matters because you can do other things while it's operating.
>>22154946don't bother, frustration stemming from a miserably tiny kitchen is logical
>>22154946All you can do is repeat "durr you use a dishwasher for convenience so u can't do the hand wash" like a broken record so if you're going to act like a poor retard then my response will be to just call you a poor retard. Respond to my argument if you want me to do anything but insult you. I spend less time interacting with dirty dishes than you do because I use a dishwasher and for some reason that makes you mad because I'm not doing literal brainless monkey-tier work. Your time might be worthless to you, that's your choice. I drive a car too for my convenience, but you seem like the sort of dumbass to think that means I can't walk to places. You... have a vehicle at least, right?
Why does Miele hate gay cakes?
>>22154965lol listen to you
>>22155008>so mindbroken he can't even form a coherent replyAlright, no more replies for the Poor Retard Defense Force(PRDF). Have a nice day, prune-fingers. Keep doing the job they give the dumbest people possible in the kitchen.
>>22155033damn, guy listen to yourself
>>22154995they're not american
>>22152129>an hour but not from your timegood deal