which fast food joint has the best coffee?
Stop giving your money to fast food chains. Make a cup at home for a fraction of the price, exactly the way you like it.
>>22152782>Stop giving your money to fast food chainsNo, I don’t think I will. I’ll give my hard earned money to whomever I please
I make my own coffee at home from locally roasted coffee beans.
a chatbot told me I don't spend more than $0.35 on my decadent double espresso drinks, spending more than that seems wasteful, I think the cheapest coffee option at mcdonalds is like $3
>>22152923Chatbot is not totally wrong if it's purely coffee and hot water you are drinking, but no company is going to kill their profit margins when millions of idiots happily fork over $5 for the shittiest coffee of their life every day. The cost to actually make a single shitty cuppa is somewhere around 10-20 cents/cup for these companies even after tariffs. I probably spend about 30 to 40 cents per cup these days on the coffee I make each morning, but I'm using two to possibly three times the amount of coffee in a single cup and drinking the fancy locally roasted beans from some family plantation in the mountains of Ethiopia that's been honey processed versus buying a giant bag of washed slave wage beans from Brazil or Colombia.
>>22152773standard drive-thru McDonald's coffee is always delicious and I don't know why. In my old hometown there was a Dunkin and a McDicks within eyesight of each other but I would get my little styrofoam coffee at the Donalds because it was just better
>>22152773Dunks but only iced coffee with one cream and no sugar.
>>22152773Buying a $3-$5 drip coffee at a coffee shop was already a humiliation ritual and they at least have single origin beans and can tell you what it will taste like more than “standard”Simply because starcucks move their price range up several dollars doesn’t mean that McDonald’s dogshit mud water became any more valuable. Or at least, that’s the reality. McDonald’s corporate probably has cope meetings 8x a year that “this cannot be true! The market spot is OPEN!”The only way any of these fast food coffees would be worth their own price was if they (the restaurant) were going to QR the cup and give you refills at any location, all day for the day. Otherwise you fast food marketers can continue to eat dicks and wonder why your twitter posts don’t “hit the same” anymore
>>22153134This is what I’ve heard as well. >>22153137Can confirm. Dunks iced was the best coffee I’ve ever had.So anything but Starbucks. It is the faggiest place to get coffee. If you get Starbucks coffee inside a Target it’s AIDS tier. You might as well slap a pair of tits and wig on and call yourself Shirley.
>>22153134>>22153561McShills want this to be true to justify their dumbass pricing SO fucking badly kekYou’re not a coffee joint and you have wildly shitty coffee. Some of the worst in the industry. You’re a shit factory, which is fine, but fucking act like it instead of trying to compete with literally everyone.
>>22153598lmao seething BKuck
>>22153598Listen here you silly bitch. You may suck as many dicks in the free WiFi Starbucks heron bathroom in Seattle as you want. But you will not insult my fucking intelligence! McDonalds has good coffee. NOW SWALLOW!
>>22153598Go suck your dog's penus anon. Plain black McD's coffee is wildly underrated and I'm sorry you have such limited horizons
>>22153660>>22153664>>22153668Oh wow three defensive faggot posts in a row.McKYS
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>>22152773McCafé® is the first coffee I ever liked so I stopped trying anyone else.
>>22152773>fast food jointmy house. it takes 20 seconds to get the pot ready and turn it on. I come back when it smells ready. it takes a few seconds to pour a cup and I still have the full pot if I want to come back and have some more. the best part is it costs almost nothing to do this whenever I feel like it. no car, delivery, drive thru, restaurant, or non-whites required.
>>221529955 USD?? wtfa large iced coffee is 3.50 monopoly monies at tim hortonswhere i live at leastidk about nunavut
>>22152795>I’ll give my hard earned welfare money to whomever I please
Surprisingly in my experience it's Chick-fil-aI would go there just for their iced coffee
People saying dunks are out of their fuckin mindsIt usually takes like puddle water that's been heated up with a hotel room hair dryer
>>22153704You’re not white. If you were, you’d be able to appreciate a McCafé
>>22153936chick fil a is the only one that has a recognizable taste beyond the standard "scalding cardboard water" flavor that most fast food and donut shop coffee has. Still highway robbery asking $5 for a single iced coffee when it probably costs them less than 20 cents to make.
>>22154215where in the usa does an iced coffee cost $5???unless it's like super big gulp sized
Starbucks is fast food, and shitty as it is, Starbucks coffee is better than other fast food chains.
mcdonalds>>22152782i work away from home and get per diem
>>22153937The only coffee they have that's drinkable is the iced coffee. But you have to get it with no sugar and one cream.
For me, it's McDonald's, the best fast food coffee. I used to work there and so did my brother. We got 35 minutes for a break, and the coffee is kept at a high temperature so compensate for it cooling down when cream is added. I take my coffee black, so it would always be too hot. I would put some ice in it to cool it down so it was safe to consume during my break. My brother knew this, and one morning, he filled the coffee all the way to the top of the cup. When he gave it to me, he said "Have fun putting ice in this one, big boy." I wasn't happy with him at the time, but it's funny to look back at.
>>22154456Whatcha working on
>>22152782It's your choice
>>22152773McDonalds for sure. Worst coffee is Carls Jr (good burgers but their coffee is utter shit).
>>221545078/10 story but you could have worked in a three-for-free somewhere. Also not mentioned: lawsuit for burning yourselfstill, I enjoyed your story and also agree with your overall assertion
>>22152773hate to bandwagon but it's 100% McDs. Honorable mention to Whataburger they have solid coffee too
taco bell coffee is worst...like the idea of coffee from taco bell just sounds revolting in itself
>>22154459And light ice
>>22154992I'm pretty sure taco bell food, a coffee, and a cigarette are a method of execution
>>22154510rocks
>be 7th grade>live in really nice suburb>kid moves in from wherever the fuck>his dad is some kind of low level executive at McDonald’s>everyone bullies him that his dad works at McDonald’s and he was always boohooing “he doesn’t just WORK at a McDonald’s guys come on :((“>kid has a birthday party>his dad takes everyone to McDonald’s and just buys shit loads of McDonald’s food>wtf.jpg. We are not 5 years old>after that everyone bullies the kid about McDonald’s dad until he changed schoolsFuck you, McDonald’s employees and I hope your kids get bullied for it too.
>>22155161what an awful story
Cry about it, McFaggot. Nothing criticizing McDonald’s can ever stay up for even 10 minutes without one of you bitches getting butthurt about itUnironic control freaks kek
>>22152773hate to say it butmcdonald by farits the only thing left worth getting there
>>22155167It doesn’t even matter what time of day it is, man. Name McDonald’s in your post and get somebody disagreeing with you within minutes, any time of day even on a slow board. They sit here and f5 to try to ridicule any counter McDonald’s post if they can’t find a way to argue about it
>>22152773At the store they all suck, but at home it's absolutely Dunkin. This just tastes fucking great, like not "great for fast food coffee" but just really good
>>22153914>uh-oh he pushed back better insinuate he's poor