>Thought Duff Beer would taste amazing as a kid growing up based on the way Homer was obsessed with it>Realise now it'd be the typical weak ass American beer that tastes like piss
>>22154365is budheavy
>Duff>Pawtucket Patriot>AlamoThey would all suck, desu. Sad but truth. Now the regular show blue soda...
>>22154365I'm pretty sure piss would be more salty than anything. Describing beer as 'piss' because it looks similar is a bad move.
What the real world Dude?
>>22154407Didn't know that was a word filter kek
>>22154365I love when people call American lager "weak" when it has a higher abv than most popular euro lagers
>>22154418they mean weak flavor, it's mass produced watery piss, only beer snobs use this language though
>>22154435Every mass produced lager is watery piss. Carling, stella, tennent, modelo, tiger. Germany and a couple eastern euro countries have a handful of exceptions to the rule but American lager is no better or worse than the vast majority of the world. And coors is actually pretty good
You can get it at Universal Studios in Florida. It's made by a local brewery. It wasn't bad, but I didn't try the Duff Light or Duff Dry.
>>22154365this queer guy knows what actual piss tastes like
>>22154389Or the Housepets! orange soda.
>>22154490>he doesn't drink his own piss
>>22154365> i drink cans of piss like you for breakfast
>>22154496Correct. Only your dads.
>>22154366This. It's a typical "heavy" American rice lager like Budweiser or PBR. It tastes like just slightly sweet bread.>>22154418American beer has little flavor, and because of that it pairs well with everything, any situation, any time of year. The more flavorful a beer is the more niche is it, and tends to 'really' shine in certain scenarios and be kind of mid in others.
>>22154365I dont have access to Duff in Europe but i have access to Bud and i dont think European Budweiser is worse than the american one, Bud is drinkable but it's terribly tastelessIs Duff THAT bad?
My stores have all these random craft beers from Portland and Seattle or whatever and hipsters making 50 different versions of IPAs. I usually go with good ol Coors Banquet desu
>>22154879I don’t know what form of terminal retardation everyone has that makes people believe the only two types of beer on the planet are macro piss lagers or super hoppy ipas
>>22154396>Describing beer as 'piss' because it looks similar is a bad move.What do you mean "bad move"? It carries zero consequences or hazards, you risk nothing when you call american beer piss
>>22155014nta but it just makes you sound infantile
>>22154389I thought Pawtucket was like Sam Adams, which is actually kinda okay for mass market beer
>>22154365Americans are dumb when it comes to beer
>>22154365Yes, that's the joke. You're so clever.
>>22155105In what way
>>22155155>Yes, that's the joke.That's not the joke because I bet a lot of Simpsons writers love shitty beer too.
>>22154996You should check out the blue moon thread, anon just learned that wheat beer has wheat in it
>>22155105>AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANSdespite your bait i'll pretend you're worth talking to>Pissweiser Cool Ranch Lite ("session" beer)>$1.65 a bottle>tastes mediocre to terrible>gets you drunk slower (lower ABV)>Mass produced in a factory by Jose and his 18 cousins>available everywhere except california (Prop 1488)>Uncle Hoppy's Hoppin' Mad Hoppy Hoplocaust (craft beer)>$8 a bottle>tastes okay to terrible>gets you drunk 2x to 3x as fast>made by a hairy xim/xir named Xiphos (not greek)>available 2 miles from xis housealso >goldfarb
>>22154365Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar2IisGMAbo
>>22154365I wonder about the psychology behind this. At the grocery store, the guy with two 30 racks is always a huge white guy. There has to be a genetic component. There are faster and cheaper ways to get drunk than 6 beers a night.
>>22155461It's not always about speed. It's nice to keep a steady pace on a case of beer throughout an afternoon if you're doing yardwork, grilling, whatever
>>22155255I think this post is excellent.Just got home from fishing, having a Steely. I love Steel Reserve and I'm White.
>>22154365Tastes like freedom, faggot
>>22155629Freedom from flavor! End the oppression by the tyranny of taste!
I've tried every form of alcohol except for absinthe and Vodka is by far the best.Beer belongs on the lower half of the hierarchy of alcoholic beverages.
>>22155461>>22155832Focus on efficiency of alcoholic beverages with a preference for neutral spirits indicates you two may be mildly autistic. Have a negroni. Have two. Then have a few Coors Banquets over the course of a BBQ with friends.
>>22155839>you two may be mildly autisticyes.
Honestly, domestic pilsners have really grown on me over the last few years.I'm pretty happy with either a yeungling or a miller.Best way I can phrase it is that I've accepted I'm drinking fermented barley tea with floral accents, and enjoy that for what it is.
>>22154389Alamo is probably Lone Star, which is basically a slightly better version of PBR. (Similar to Rainier.)
>>22154366It's actually Narragansett
>>22154855The Simpsons are also shown to be pretty broke a lot of the times. Homer isnt gonna spend $40 on craftslop when a few cans can relax him just the same
>>22155593I like steelies too, my mom asked me why I drink like I am homeless I told her its gets me where I need to go.
>>22155461The dudes buying the 30 racks are probably not alcoholics, it is just cheaper and more time efficient to buy one case of beer a month than to hit the gas station for a tall boy whenever you want a beer.
>>22156533Nta but if I buy a 30 rack, I'm drinking most of it that same night
>>22156535Why not just drink spirts?
>>22156552I've never been a big liquor guy. I like Jameson and ginger ale, but that's it really. Also I'm always doing stuff when I'm at home drinking; yard work, cooking, renovations. The beer is just always there, like some sort of magical accessory that makes me feel good.
I've heard so many people talk shit about how nobody likes beer when they try it, and how many people think its disgusting, and how they can't understand how people like it, etc etc... It really pushed me away from ever trying any of it all my life.But I just tried Miller High Life for the first time today. I gotta say I am kicking myself for never having tried beer all my life. This tastes great!
>>22156552Because beer tastes good AND gets me drunk.
>>22157306Welcome to the High Life, brother.
>>22157306careful, each can of miller high life has as much carbs as two giant slices of white bread.
Beeranons, any idea on how to up your intake?I currently drink one and a half six-packs a night. The goal is to get to drinking an entire case a night.I as because uh, I've seen statistics on zoomer's political views, racial demographics of the youth and opinion on israel. I figure if I get to the point of a case a day, I'll b too sloshed to worry.
>>22156533That's one beer a night lmao, dudes buying 30 racks are absolutely drinking more than that but I agree it doesn't always mean they're alcoholics
>>22157698It's going to happen naturally and then you'll be in boozehound hell howling at the moon with the rest of us ruining your life. If that's what gets you drunk just keep drinking that much, eventually you'll gain a tolerance and just start drinking more naturally
>>22155255CA has tons of cheap and shitty beer. Wtf are you talking about retard
>>22154389Pawtucket Patriot is Narragansett, Alamo is Lone Star, Duff is an amalgamation of 70s-80s era Domestic Lager most similar to Budweiser, Schlitz or Rainer depending on the writer. (Sometimes it's an generic regional lager that commands town loyalty, other times it's a classic American brand with different tiers of quality (Duffman himself is a parody of Budman), other times it's a cheapening brand that's best days are behind it.
For me, it's Maestro's malt liquor from Mission Hill>we no have bugle. you want malt liquor and toothpaste?>no thanks, i had that for breakfast
All beer tastes bad.I don't know why people drink.
>>22158301To tune out fags like you. And it tastes good
>>22158226duff cans are pretty cleverly made to be a halfway between coors and bud branding
I accidentally drank my dad's pee once. It didn't taste like beer, but both are gross.
>>22154396>I'm pretty sure piss would be more salty than anythingIt is. It also tastes like it smells.
>>22158301>>22159835autists detected
