sometimes your fat ass wants to eat a fucking birthday cake disguised as lunch
>sometimessomething tells me you're a fatass 24/7/365
>>22155735I highly prefer the Quarter Pounder line of productsIceberg lettuce is a fucking stupid invention
>>22155737my bmi's 19, sweetheart
>>22155739i get the qpwc with extra pickles and take the bottom bun off. perfect ratio
>>22155741>bullshit meter indexI'm sure it is Mr. Klump
>>22155741post body
>>22155735>humbleIt sure is.It's basically an Hors d'oeuvre to any adult.Only 580 calories totalLess than 117g pre-cooked beefA joke.
>>22155735>humbleFuck you.
not into the big mac sauce, wish i wasdouble cheese plain or 2/$5 filet o fish
>>22155843>A jokecorrect, you are
>>22155843you know you can order more than one? ain’t nothin funny when I’m wolfing down 3 of these fuckers in my SUV
>>22156393>you know you can order more than one?>I’m wolfing down 3 Oh, so you just want to piss away $20?Post receipt.
>>221564059 times outta 10 the receipt also gets consumed in my manic feeding frenzy
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>>22156393or you can get something with beef instead of eating buns
>>22156429don’t get bitchy with me. when I hit the McDonald’s they already fucking know I’m eating 9 buns, no less.
>>22155735Sometimes I feel this way but I just get a birthday cake (all for me)>>22156429His anaconda don’t want none unless it got buns hun
>>22155735I can't eat these anymore, micdys forgot how to make secret sauce.
Me and my gf love it
>>22155735>™Big Mac is a registered trademark, dipshit.
>>22155735>humbleYour pricing and service are far from, cunts. Remember that you’re a slop factory and stop chasing “status as a premium product”. First of all, nobody has that anymore because you all suck. Secondly, you are fucking McDonalds and need to stop with the bullshit kekFuck you, McShill
>>22159185I used to live in a basement for about a year in 2008, not with such fucked up walls, but that small window this AI slop generated comes close.It was the most miserable time of my life. Even if my flat had way more space than my current one, it was just literal hell. Dark, brown walls and nothing I did could improve the look. Still have nightmares that I'm back in there and I currently live in a 25m2 shoebox with two large windows for 10+ years and that is still better for your psyche than ever living in a fucking shitty basement for a single year. Goddamn.
>>22159185Is that her? People here will nitpick but grats on the catch that's literally a 9.5+
>>22159661you're brown
>>22159663Ok so let's see your girlfriend
>>22159656Mirrors, anon, gigantic mirrors in every wall
>>22155735Who wants that extra bun? Just give me a mcdouble.
>>22155735>nyar the hyumbull beag maackkkFucking gay cunt
>>22155735I had a Big Mac for the first time in my life a few months ago, and it was very underwhelming. The textures of the bread and the meat pattie were like lukewarm cardboard
>>22161004>pattieDo ESL retards really?
>>22161021I'm from India and speak 5 languages; Hindi, Bhatar, Kradesh, Urdu, and English. Now what, Timmy?
>>22161024i thought indians couldn't eat beef because cows are sacred or whatever
>>22161025I'm Christian
>>22161025>durrrr
>>22161026>>22161027embarrassingly, i wasn't trying to be funny or racist. i'm just ignorant. sorry
>>22155735for me, it's the triple cheeseburger
>>22155735Literally the worst deal in fast food.Its just a McDouble with an extra piece of bread and thousand island sauce.Maybe if it used the quarter pounder slabs, it might be worth something.
Sometimes for lunch I'll use the McDonald's app and get a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese for $4. I like to eat inside the restaurant, and quite frankly it hits every time no matter which McDonalds I go to. Just a good, reliable burger made for a normal dude without any weird shit or salad on it. Feelsgoodman.
>>22155735Like it or not, it’s the global standard by which all junk food is judged.
>>22162784>global standard by which all junk food is judgednaw its oreos, doritos, and coca cola
>>22155741thats a lot of cum
>>22155735It's not humble at all desu. For me, it's the McDouble™
>580 calories, 25g protein
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