(fuck they won't stop hitting me until I...)HOWDY FOLKS! HOST WITH THE COW-CUM-GREASIN MOST!I'm here on CFRN-TV bringing you the show that slips and slides on a beautiful bubbling bed of-BUTTER!I'm going to give you the name of a recipe.I'm going to source it from some normal website like betty crocker or allrecipes or something. Nothing too hard to find.But the point is... you DON'T! You're here to put up an educated guess, take a stab in the dark, accidentally find the recipe yourself, or smoke crack until it comes to you! *-_ultimately_-*The Question is:HOW MUCH BUTTER!?!>Is in the recipe for the named dishBuckwheat kasha with caramelized mushroomLET'S GO!!!!
>>22156081Half a stick
>>22156090GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY THIS MOTHERFUCKER CAME READY TO FUCK!Now while the actual amount is "a knob", both by the proportion and compared to other versions...It's shockingly, consistently, HALF A STICK OF STANDARD BUTTER!!!Another one on deck sirs, saaaars, and you alleged females:English bread-and-butter pudding
about tree fitty (tablespoons)
>>22156081Not sure who this retard is but good Lord, it looks stupid.
>>22156106I couldn't... STRETCH... that into a usable answer anon, I'm sorry!>>22156109 I am Sam's Dakota Fanning is worth the price of admission.
>>22156102I'm gonna double down and say half a stick or a knob as you requested.
>>22156081jack black is not funny.
>>22156120This guy should go to Vegas, baby!Because I thought I was slick, I thought I was stealthy, but this SMOOTH CRIMINAL hit 2-2!He must be one of those hackin fellers.SO LETS KICK THE CAN DOWN THE HOBO'S ASSHOLE!Anon, how much butter is in English Flapjacks? I mean...you go two in a row, I go two in a row, like how dad played russian roulette.
>>22156137ITS BEEN WORKING SO FAR, 1 KNOB or HALF A STICK
BOY, IT SURE IS RAINING CATS AND DOGS
>>22156142I love this kid's spirit.It didn't work out for you this time.
>>22156154NOOOO THAT WAS ALL OF MY MONEY WHY GOD WHY DID THE ENGLISH NOT PUT ENOUGH BUTTER IN THEIR FLAPJACKS
>>22156163Was it less?Was it more?Was it written during times of plenty, was it written during times of war?What say good Churchill, Lord Cromwell or Charles?How much butter did those perfidious Anglos consume in their hovels?
>>22156174The earthmother told me it was a quarter stick but in my gluttony I desired the recipe to contain half a stick once again, I mean a knob.
>>22156179I'm just htinking about the components here, but that's...NOT ENOUGH BUTTER!!!!When you're getting drier and drier, wouldn't you want a nice game show host to help you out? I would!So let's go the other way with this one, LORD LEAD ME FROM THE DESERT OF NO FUCKIN BUTTER INTO THE LAND OF Kensington.
2 sticks of butter for a full creammy batch of goodness
>>22156192Anon... I know that's like enough for some people. Not the fuckin english though!This recipe penned in 2016 is funky with the milk batter.And you'll need to remember this is not flapjacks canadien or the american version. I'm rooting for you!
I don't like butter.
>>22156209sorry milk toast brit but i guess lets throw the whole heifer in there. 1 kilo of butter
is that you, Jack Burton?
>>22156217Oh god, with that kind of butter I coulda been somebody!No, no, that's a bit much.We're gonna take a commercial break and come back 6am EST. I'll resume with whatever is posted overnight! The current question is still standing...unlike say Rhodesia.
>>22156118everything reminds me of her
>>22156081Margarine for me. I don't want anything to do with butter, its extremely unhealthy and is a product of dairy industry rape.
>>22156245perchance do you mean lurpak invented in 1901?
AND WE'RE BAAAAAAAAACK!The show with the soft yerllow glow, life seen through a lens of BUTTER!We have one on deck. Boys and robots, we've had a think about her all night long and you gotta let me know,English Flapjacks,HOW MUCH BUTTER?
>>22156755Two knobs?
>>22156802Now for this one we went a little wild. That'll be a clue- One knob I'm saying much more, two knobs?Did Eccentrica Gallumbits stop with just two tits?(if the next guess is 3, I gotta emphasize this fuckin dish is almost just butter)
>>22156211
Let's throw in that there is a cream cheese icing, but ENGLISH Flapjacks are distinguished in this way.And for the limeys gonna chime in about never eating it, I've never seen any of the meme'd "american food" ever, that shit has to be a joke. We eat like healthy normal humans.
Russian things must've been blown up...
Let's spice this up a little.Anon, you're not fucking gonna beleive this.Ok. OK...It's got more than fuckin 8 ounces of goddamn butter and it looks like it's a nice portion for 2 americans or 4 asians.WHEW what a bot spam and flood attack THAT was lol
>>22156081Sooo... is this a memetic demon trying to transcribe itself into reality? It has all the vibes.
>>22156081That's Henry Swanson and excitement is his game
>>22158197Once you think he exists it's over. That's Eldritch shit right here.
>>22158203No?He's a movie character. Of course he doesn't exist.
I'm beginning to feel again.
