My neighbors son is staying with my wife and I while they're attending an 'expedition wedding' he is 14 and eats like shit, asked us to buy him IHOP so I told him we have IHOP at home. All he wanted was cheese eggs with no pepper and bacon with syrup. So i whipped up some cheese eggs and applegate bacon while he played my ps5. After awhile I went to check on his breakfast for dinner only to see that he ate all the bacon but barely touched the eggs. It was insultful. Do my eggs really suck so badly that I couldnt impress a teenager with an iHOP palate? I now see why slop exists. Getting eggo waffles tomorrow
he just has autism
>>22156438You should ask him what the problem is, in a polite way.Some people do just want the slop desu :/ Blame his parents
>>22156438They’re fine but if he wanted IHOP eggs then that’s probably eggs that are overcooked
>>22156438Lol ops going to get cucked by a 14 years old boy!Eggs are overdone btw
>>22156455This. Imagine cooking something specifically 4 some brat. He eats what u eat or he dont eat, how bout that.
>>22156438atta boy. what kind of cuck would bother with eggs when you’ve got epic bacon right there
maybe your home smells weird?
>>22156455You are severely mentally ill.
>>22156441>>22156452Yes thats true and the parents eat like shit as well>>22156457I had the same since I asked him to choose dinner but I made myself Taylor ham instead >>22156485No. It smells of lilac and mahogany
>>22156438you tried to reason with an underage retard raised by parents who make bad decisions based on things they read on social media. you’re just as retarded as everyone else for not realizing this
>>22156509>you tried to reason with No i didnt. >raised by parents who make bad decisions based on things they read on social mediaWhere are you pulling this shit from lol you have it all made up in your head i see >you’re just as retarded as everyone else for not realizing thisRetarded for what? Who is 'everyone' else involved in this?!
>>22156506you making yourself a different type of meat cum hahahahahahahah does set up a possible misconception if you think about it, if he's only for ihop eggs he might not even notice if you had cheese in yours. even then overcooked eggs are still eatable.
>>22156438100% your eggs suck. Undercooked eggs trigger people, and I've had soggy ass eggs in the army - it's the worst fucking thing ever, extremely demoralizing. If your eggs look like snot, they aren't good. Cook em longer. And yes, that means IHOP and any other diner is gonna mog you because they actually cook their eggs to completion. Undercooked egg is NOT safe, especially in the West. Japan can get away with that shit, we cannot.
>>22156661I like my eggs runny. (I'm not OP btw.)I feel like you just need to know what the other person likes.
>>22156661sounds like you have the same shit taste of a 14 years old tbqh
>>22156438You probably didn’t put enough butter in them, most restaurants use way more butter than you’d think to make their food tastier. But this is also the consequences of having take out for every meal and never being told no, normal home cooked food isn’t enough for his overstimulated palette
>>22156690>ihop>butterHow retarded r u?
>>22156661Hahaha that is NOT correct
>>22156661>army cuck>being retardedChecks out
>>22156661>Undercooked egg is NOT safe, especially in the West. Japan can get away with that shit, we cannot.Your chance of salmonella from egg in the west is 0.005%. In Japan it's 0.003%. It's not really a safety issue.
>>22156438Your wife is having inappropriate contact with a teenager, you need to call the police immediately
/ck/ seems like a pretty angry board a lot of you sound hungry
>>22156438if he wanted fast food eggs you probably needed to dry the fuck out of them. that looks too properly done and moist for chain eggs
>>22156438>insultful
>>22156438They look fine to me, OP. That kid has a raped palate.
>>22157007There’s been an influx of weird irritable bitches
>>22156709let's be honest anon, food safety is getting worse in the westthere was just a massive salmonella egg recall from kroger for like 2 weeks worth of eggs they sold
>>22157330I think food safety is getting worse everywhere food chain franchises exist
>>22156438taste it and compare it to ihopcompare ingredientsmaybe its just the salt or msg
>>22157330the us you mean you can thank kennedy also fresh eggs are most likely to be safe, but never 100%
>>22157678Ihop uses those liquid eggs and egg powder stuff so probably tastes a bit different from other organic eggs I had
>>22156661This anon is correct. A 14 yr old doesn't want soggy shit eggs, it doesn't matter how many videos of British (lol) cooking you watched. The eggs need to be cooked longer, maybe a small amount of salt should be added, and any cheese should be melted as a topping, not mixed in. If you tend to overcook the eggs to the point they loose their fluff, mixing in some sour cream before cooking will improve the texture. Or just cook with tablespoon or so of butter.Protip: since he's 14 he probably doesn't want coffee either
>>22156438undercooked reddit gordon ramsay eggs
>>22158525> A 14yr old autist who hasn’t been introduced to decent cookingYou do not speak for 14yr old me, that’s for sure
>>22158532Those eggs are pushing overcooked. >>22158536I always hated scrambled eggs until I made them myself and realized I'm just surrounded by tasteless peasants.
>>22158541My mom made great breakfasts, she set the bar too high for eggs and biscuits and gravy lol
>>22158536I'm not sure how this is surprising though? Any waiter at a breakfast place will be surprised if a 14 yr old asks for eggs cooked in any style that is not scrambled. And pretentious scramble done on youtube where they slow cook the eggs to run up the video clock and serve them "wet" is not what most kids want to eat. In fact, if you are in the US, most people in general don't want to eat eggs like that. If the eggs in OPs picture were served at IHOP, they'd probably get sent back 75% of the time.Maybe you should just accept that your tastes are not standard.
>>22158569Those don’t even look wet, i do not agree with you
>>22158570maybe you should be arguing with the 14 yr old that won't eat them instead of me then
>>22158574Lmao you’re totally not butthurt about a different opinion
>>22158584what was your opinion again? all I know is that you've never cooked for anyone else
>>22158532Those look really good imo
>>22158570the eggs in OP are literally sweating
I don't see why you didn't just get the IHOP. It's a shitty sleepover just get the kids some outside food no one wants your le epin home cooking
>>22156438Ask them what wrong with em to know how they like it. If they're just difficult over all drawing the line of "eat what you get or starve" works.
>>22160278The eggs arent runny thats from the melted cheese mixed through it
>>22156438eggs look pretty yum there OP. Id eat em up unlike your neighbors shit kidso long as theyre not overly fluffy style where its all milk, ill take my eggs any which way
>>22158569It’s surprising because the concept of dry scrambled eggs is widely considered bad. I don’t know who thinks otherwise, i never knew someone who would send back scrambled eggs with no visible raw yellow or white. I worked at a fucking old folks home, with people who sent back “spicy” oatmeal. My scrambled eggs for them were never dry, and i never had anyone complain. Sure, not everyone wants runny scrambled eggs like Ramsey but that’s not what OP has pictured. They’re definitely a medium scramble with cheese. >>22158574>>22158589Oh, you’re just a dumb cunt i see. Carry on
>>22160278Sweating is different than runny due to being undercooked. That just means they sat for too long. But the other anon is right, that’s cheese with maybe some sweating or grease
No one can compete with the egg bag
>>22158569I remember mocking kids at school for not wanting runny yolk eggs, my parents had told me only poor people make the yolk hard
>>22162884Why would your parents tell you this lol it makes absolutely no sense at all
>>22163369It didn’t happen, they just wanted to be weird about poor people
>>22162884>>22163369I mean it does make sense. Cheap eggs are more likely to have salmonella so I could see poor people being afraid of "undercooked" eggs. Also in Europe no one makes eggs over easy because our eggs aren't prewashed, so we're not afraid of raw yolk.
iHop eggs are nasty and always overcooked
>>22163486then don't go there and order them dum dum
>>22156438you have flawless taste and execution, these look like the best eggs ive ever made for myself. scrambled, cooked lightly. as a waffle house grill operator for three years ive prepared easily more than ten thousand egg dishes, and this is by far my favorite style. well done and fuck that little shit ass brat, throw a can of spam at his head next time he complains of hunger.
>>22163471> cheap eggs are more likely to have salmonellaNot in America. The cheap ones are from the highly industrial “farms” that pasteurize and wash at scaleThey’re also the worst tasting
>>22163773nice
>>22163519Waffle House mogs iHop so hard wish i had one near me
You should get your wife and him to snog and just watch for a bit. Tell him not to say anything to his parents obviously
>>22156661>undercooked eggs, JAPAN :-OOOOO
>>22163773the only happy man left in america
>>22158525>Britishliterally obsessed
>>22156455>>22156536>Eggs are overdone btw>>22156690>You probably didn’t put enough butter in themI disagree here, his eggs look way too buttery. OP you just fucked up. You should've put more salt in the eggs, made them fluffier. Honestly, even though people here frown upon it, you probably should've done a splash of milk in with the eggs. It goes a long way towards making the fluffy texture that children love
So scrambled eggs are overcooked when they are fully solid? That's how I've always cooked them.
>>22165217No, there are just weird egg snobs around. You probably do a hard scramble. Overdone would be like pic related, crumbly or rubbery.
>>22165250>Overdone would be like pic related, crumbly or rubbery.I see. I like to add a bit of water while cooking so they don't get too dry, but I don't want the eggs too moist either. Sometimes I add things to the eggs like ham, onion, tomatoes, mushroom, etc, it helps with moisture.
>>22165268Hell yeah, like a hash almost if you’re going several of those at once.I grew up on scramble with a Iittle bit of water, not bad at all when done right.I’m more of a milk in my eggs for fluffiness kinda gal though.
>>22156661Go away ESL amerimutt.
>>22165361there were no grammatical or syntactical errors thereif you couldn't read that and still want to claim ESL, you should stop posting foreverfucking misanthrope
>>22156438Why exactly is he staying with you? Do they not have relatives? If the wedding is for a family member why isn't he attending? Your story has holes outside of your shitty eggs.
>>22167489None of those are 'holes in his story' they could easily be explained away>why is he staying with you? Do they not have relatives Theyre neighbors. Maybe their relatives live in a different state>if the wedding if for a family member why isnt he going That doesnt matter and is irrelevant. Stop investing things. You have no reason to assume its a family wedding and even if it were its normal for parents to attend destination events without kids who may or may not have been invited. You sound extremely paranoid and stupid for your post
^Inventing*
i recently cooked eggs every day for nearly 3 months straightafter that i realized i don't really like eggs. i like butter and salt.
>>22156530Kid's a retard, you trying to learn retardese to speak with retards in retardville?>t. Self recognized retard
Not your personal blog.
>>22168774No its everyone's blog were all adding to the pages
>>22168137I never enjoyed salt in my eggs but pepper and butter is a must. Ketchup and hot sauce on rare occasion
>>22170319>Ketchup and hot saucetry picrel instead. goes well in a lot of dishes actually.
>>22165217Creamy and solid are both valid styles. Adherents to creamy eggs conflate solid eggs with overdone rubbery eggs. Adherents to solid eggs conflate creamy eggs with undercooked runny eggs. Good eggs can be either creamy or solid but both styles are hard to pull off correctly and ever so easy to fuck up. Eggs are difficult to get just right, regardless of preferred egg style.
>>22164950The rigor of the safety standards protects the eggs.
>>22156438Those look incredible >>22170338That looks like a tasty spread. I could see it going well next to eggs with chorizo. >>22170898I have never seen more egg snobs in my life than this thread /ck/ has an egg issue
>>22156438Are those powdered eggs? Why do they look so grainy?
>>22156438Forgot to add, the 14 year old is a Black football and wrestling star, wife love putting him to bed everynight, he even shows her a lot of wrestling moves I think for 2-3 hours, I am just happy I can play Nintendo Switch
>>22172444Sounds like you've been sitting on that fantasy for awhile haven't you faggot. Those trips dont lie
>>22172444Why is /ck/ obsessed with cuckoldry very odd
>>22156438he is tapping your wife's eggs lol
>>22161724>I worked at a fucking old folks homethat puts you at the same level as a public school or prison cafeteria cook
>>22156438Looks like cat vomit
>>22173256Did the past tense quoted there not alert you to the fact that it was a previous position?
Funny how everyone who has criticized OP's eggs hasnt posted their own or an example of what they think is better
OP here. Wow cant believe this thread is still alive. A little update on my situation with the mongoloid child, I got him to try broccoli rob (smothered in garlic) for the and a rib eye steak for the first time, that wasnt from Applebee's. Also showed him Wayne's World and some old 360 games half life 2, dead space and ninja gaiden
>>22156438>>22156536>leaves a Happy Merchant in your che'ggs>plays your PS5>fucks your fat wife>leavesBased
>>22173352if you changed to a better position you would've mentioned that instead
>>22174228Fucking kek
>>22174225>Also showed him Wayne's World and some old 360 games half life 2, dead space and ninja gaidenGood shit, OP. Cultured.
>>22174225>gay gamesIf you had dynasty warriors he’d eat up any slop you dished up. Alas
>>22174558No, the past tense indicates well enough for non-zoomies who got a proper education.Future positions would have been completely irrelevant to my point, and likely seen as a logical fallacy
>>22174561He got a kick out of waynes world and ninja gaiden >>22174569Ha jokes on you I have dynasty warriors 3 & 4 for the ps2
>>22174225>broccoli rob
>>22156438>Do my eggs really suckThey look grainy, which is odd and probably indicates that you used a Processed cheese (ie seed oil based) that separated a bit.Stick to basic techniqueStick to basic quality butter and eggs and seasoning once in the panPlate the eggs when they still have the custard consistancy (they will finish cooking on the plate)Top the eggs with grated, quality cheese, and do not attempt to mix
>do not attempt to mix>DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MIXIt’s very easy to not fuck this upIn fact I have done it countless times without ever “knowing” what to do and having none of the supposed problems you mentioned
>>22156438Where did you get those plates? I have the same set. College roommate moved out and left it in 2012 but im sure someone put it there much earlier since it was one of those 4 man apartments people kept cycling in and out of.
>>22157060And if he doesn't he's going to if you catch my drift>Ziiiippp
>>22174949I bake my eggs with Walmart cheese.
