CK webm thread. A thread for webms about cookingprevious thread >>22150593
>>22156466wowzers, she’s really eating all that with just her hands? talk about culture shock!
Let’s see if I’m a retard or not
>>22157100I’m not!! Look at that beautiful egg
>>22156475I don't understand people like you. Yes it looks nasty to westerners because it is. The food look fire tho
dinner is RUINED
>>22157205So saaadd! That looked good>>22157183What is there to understand? They just had a thought and decided to type it out for us to see. Share a webm
>>22157263
>>22157270Why is the uncooked beef so flammable?
>>22157273They do be fartin
>>22156466
>>22157183This poster eats pizza with a fork and knife, pass it on.
>>22156475Yes, apparently she's a savage with no concept of sanitation.
>>22156477When was rice added? This is TERRIBLE.
>>22157183you almost certainly have autism
>>22157310unatco
>>22157183This poster eats pizza with a spork Pass it on
>>22157100runny egg haha get it
>>22156466>>>/wsg/6213215
>>22157219retarded bitches
These are awful. Almost all are zoomer social media vertical phone video clips.What the fuck?
>>22157298Bit of fish with your salt?
>>22157305ain't nothing wrong with that.
>>22157323she is so fucking unsufferable
>>22157273This was a joke on the BBC TV show All Creatures Great and Small, where the rookie country vet, on his way to a wedding party, gets stopped by a farmer with a cow with bad gas pains. So he drives an awl with a hammer into the intestines right through the side to relieve the gas and ofc all the disgusting, green contents come spraying out, covering him in literal cow shit in his best outfit. All the veteran vets and seen-everything farmers had a good laugh at his expense.
>>22157389I'll get proper chinkvids.
>>22157660Please don’t
>>22157389Idk where else to get cooking vids tbdesu
>>22157662It is marginally more loaf shaped ig. Bake it already
>>22157439… why is he cooking his flour?
>>22157183You are autistic, that anon was being sarcastic.
>>22157804there were some videos going around about how you can "fry" in salt because it conducts heat so he was trying that
>>22157808Lmao ‘cause that’s what he needs: more salt.
>>22157809salt is good for you chud i drink sea water and give myself diarrhea every day because it's cleansing but god am i thirsty
>>22157662No live cooking chink retardation. I promise
>>22157439I'm gonna miss him when stroke #6 takes him away.
>>22157118Gosh it's been years since I've saw this
>>22156466Bengali fish is FUCKING trashI went to univ in Tamil Nadu, and i had a few Bengali classmates. Tamil style fish was godly, i loved it so much, eating nice fried fish everyday but my Bengali classmates never ate any fish, and swore their fish cuisine was better than Tamil cuisine.It was not, it was GARBAGE. Bengalis are all talk and no show
>>22157298So that's like her father's restaurant, right?
>>22157182This guy's poached salmon recipe is so good I should make a webm of it to post here
>>22156482Holy shit no wonder why the government intervened in giving out lunches. These kids are starving.
>>22157951You have to be a pretty shit parent to not be able to feed your child properly. Its the bare minimum, it comes before clothing, housing and anything else
>>22158051*And educationIf a parent has money to only either feed their child properly, or to educate them by sending them to school, they should feed them. No doubt about it
>>22157951I don't think that's really their lunch. Young kids in school often have separate snack and lunch times so it seems more like their snack.But I could be wrong. The USA started doing a school lunch program because too many kids were growing up malnourished which was becoming a national defense issue.
>>22156479Would be kinda funny if as soon they finished it he just walked away.
>>22157405My guess is it's some sort of salt + pepper seasoning blend so not all salt. She did probably overdo it for show though.
>>22158064I'm guessing it's sugar and she puts it by the flame to caramelise it and leave a crispy coat.
>>22156475I had to close the webm because it was making me physically nauseous to watchIs it really that hard to understand for brownoids?
>>22158071>i have a sensitive tummy pls don't trigger me :(
>>22156483she dumped like $40 (i assume) of milk
>>22156483some blizzard employee could have drank that
>>22156483moms will do this and then still give their babies dr moloch goldstein's baby formula that's been adulterated with lead acetate and melamine
>>22158186That sounds like a fantasy of yours
>>22158204i have two cousins that had no issues lactating or latching but they still formula fed after they left the hospital because they said it was gross and inconvenient
>>22158211Man, sorry to hear about your retarded blood line
>>22156479Reminds me of the pasta of the guy that used to work at subway that had some cunt be rude to him so he made her make an abomination.
>>22158071You expended more effort crying about it than it took to close the vid. Disingenuous main character syndrome.
>>22157182>2mm thick veal>i wanna get a nice searthats not going to happen and the dish looks like something your mom would cook for you in the late 90s
>>22156466How come headsock women are always fat as FUCK? I guess it's a good thing their backwards hellholes make their women cover up because they're getting just as fat as Western women.
>>22158612I would love if these had follow ups
>>22158816very nice matcha-san
>>22158953I really don’t know jack lore, what is wrong with his hand??
>>22159038Unironically autism.
>>22159038He's had multiple strokes, and the only change he ever made after a stroke was to eat worse.
>>22156475How is this different than double fisting fries from McDonald’s huh???
>>22157273that cow is so confused
>>22159058Ack That’s crazy desu
>>22158632>headsockFunny enough my mom was a lifelong liberal Californian but she hated seeing woman in hijabs and would call them sockpuppets when she saw one at the groccery store. I told her to be quiet or she would get acid thrown in her face
>>22159038He was addicted to energy drinks and had a stroke because of them.
>>22158612What do you serve at your restaurant?
>>22157205Deserved. Any faggot that does that "tilt the food for a better camera angle" gimmick should pay for their carelessness. Especially if it was something expensive. Fat retarded bitches.
>>22158850>bandage on one finger>open wound on anotherDisgusting.
>>22159038Jack bribed a gay judge once to win a chilli cook-off, the judge wanted Jack to keep stroking him after he nutted and won't let Jack stop, after allegedly 40 mins Jack cried and and tried to leave and the judge cut out of his arm severing jacks tendons and permanently locking his hand like that.
>>22156480why do they tie him uphes already dead
>>22158216Post the greentext
>>22159347I hear a boss a that died of a heartattack after eating donuts and energy drinks for several years. He was an idiot too>>22159462I assume it’s kind of like when you tie a chicken, you want the carcass/meat to be positioned a certain way.
>>22159464Can't find it. It usually shows up in humor threads though.
>>22157100The heat of the pan spins the egg.
>>22157273I know this is going to sound retarded but I genuinely don't understand why someone hasn't tried using the methane produced from cows and captured it for renewable energy. Seems like that would shut up those climate hippies real fast.
>>22157405I always thought it was MSG
>>22157439Its amazing how much of a shell Ja/ck/ is compared to when he first started making videos.
>>22159058Whats crazier is he could of got functionality of his hand back but totally just gave up on the PT to get functionality of it back.
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>>22159458wtf jack lore is insane
>>22159696fake and gay
>>22157219why are they looking around so much. they're like dogs that know they're eating something they shouldn't
>I did it myyy wayyyyyyyyy
>>22159702WellThat’s basically what’s going on except with drinks
>>22159731why the lesbian doggos?
>>22159701its from before 2016, its true
>>22159682Tube 1 billion cows to get all that gas canned isn't logistically viable.
>>22159787nobody lied on the internet before 2016?
>>22159734>tears a hole in the dough while tossing it>poorly spreads a smidge of watery sauce>uses rice as the main topping >covers the whole thing in cum (?)>throws in a handful of sweet corn because why not>not shown in the video: The oven which is just a hole in the wall fueled with literal garbage>the final slicing of the (raw) pizza which is done with a paint scraperthat video sent my sides into orbit the first time i saw it
>>22159790is this one of those teleshopping channel adverts for a shitty kitchen aid or is she just that fucking stupid?
>>22159904the latter
>>22159890yeah
>>22159962liar
>>22159733They mash up American stuff they think is cool and stylish in a weird way. The webm is like a mix of roller skate Sonic type waitresses but with men transporting soup indoors in a formal restaurant. They probably view westerners mashing up their religion and philosophy in a similar way.
>>22158632They're not allowed to do anything for fun so eating is one of the few ways for them to get dopamine. Also in some muslim cultures being obese means you're well off therefore desirable
>>22160404Dang, u right
>>22160430Adding to this the rich gulf oil countries have a huge obesity problem. They have some of the highest female obesity rates in the world.
>>22157182Social media loves to suck this guy's dick a lot. Honestly his cooking is ok, nothing you can't do at home. Which is probably the appeal. I just don't get a whole rest for that.
>>22157273That has to hurt right? Have a shunt lodged into your intestine?
>>22160527I didn't realize he had a big following. Is it because he's no nonsense and cooks unfussy food that looks like you can do it at home? Sort of like a Chef John appeal except this guy is actually doing it in a professional kictchen. Also I just realized he's French Canadian.
>>22160530ProbablyBut assuming they’re doing this to prevent Bloat it does actually save their life.
>>22157273braaaaap
>>22159963well he did say it in 2026 which is not 2016 so
eating rice with your hands is decidedly uncivilized
>>22160645Decided by whom?
>>22160645i've seen worse
>>22160664silverware companies
>>22159064How is dry crispy fries comparable to that slop^2?
>>22160530IIRC it's in one of the stomachs.
>>22157834Can't fucking believe he outlived Cobes :(
>>22158612Learned the hard way about removing that shit. Nasty.
>>22158850Would have been funnier if he wore one more bandage with each item
>>22159058I wrote a long as fuck message to him about stroke rehab because I used to work with it and he was all "yeah, man. I'll get right on it" and then did fuck all except pray to Jesus. I remember him constantly bitching about all the professionals trying to help him when he was in hospital too. Including complaining about the food. That's fucking rich coming from him.
>>22159693>could of
>>22159382I have a special grievance with the trend of tilting the object back and forth when showing it to the camera.It reminds me of dangling your keys in front of a baby. Probably for good reason.
>>22159702I was trying to put my finger on why their eyes bothered me and you described it perfectly. The brunette is possibly cute. Hard to tell through all that paint.
>>22161039>I wrote a long as fuck message to him about stroke rehabWhy though?
>>22161043Yeah that shit is infuriating.>>22154756Hold your phone horizontally.
>>22161050That was back when I still had a little bit of faith in people.
>>22161100Putting faith in people like Jack might have sapped away any faith you may have had for the people that do deserve it.
>>22160465This is because they can drink alcohol, they consume more sugary drinks than anywhere else in the world.
>>22160664Humans.
>>22161104Give some credit to how everybody reacted to the coof too, man. Watched a woman do all her shopping wearing cloves and then eat a Snickers in hear car wearing very same ones. Yeah, you sure defeated that virus, hun.
>>22161154Yeah... that did a lot to kill my faith in humanity too, at least as a collective. Some individuals are still alright
>>22161154Why is that so fucking funny
>>22161136I used to work in a grocery store and they definitely also consume more seed oil than the average Dane.
>>22161314what changes between that and deep frying?
>>22161314That looks like a lot of hassle to fry five wings
>>22157093>gives his buddy a piece firstWholesome
>>22161358filters oil maybe
>>22160527>>22160534His recipes are simple + mostly doable for the working class prole without needing expensive meme ingredients + no reddit "humor" + straightforward video
>>22161043max the meat guy does this stupid fucking soy shit and it pisses me off so much. He has interesting concepts for food vids but JUST like you said its like some reddit ass dangling keys in front of you.I get SHOWING off the food but fuck off with the reddit rotate please
>>22159353>overcooking vealnot even once
>>22161314I think it's an excellent idea, but probably a hazard in the workplace.
>>22159902>>uses rice as the main toppingIt's not fucking rice, you babboon. It's shredded chicken.>covers the whole thing in cum (?)It's fucking cream cheese!!!!!!>throws in a handful of sweet corn because why notBecause chicken and cream cheese pizzas come with corn over here>not shown in the video: The oven which is just a hole in the wall fueled with literal garbageToo bad he didn't use BRICKETS made out of totally ARTITIFICAL stuff like they do in Butter Land (I mean America)>the final slicing of the (raw) pizza which is done with a paint scraperSpatulla. It's called a spatuala and it just so happens to be the best instrument to cut pizza with.
>>22161084>we don't put onions and garlic together in Napoliis that supposed to be something to brag about? It's a good combination, why deprive yourself?
>>22161511SAAR
>>22159885It would be funny though
>>22161538rage bait
>>22161391what the FUCK
>>22159682They have, that show Dirty Jobs had an episode where the animal shit got put into an underground tank and the top was a huge rubber membrane.
>>22161801Cows fart and burp a lot which you can't really do much with though. That's a big source of methane too.
>>22157323Damn this bitch aged horribly
>>22158845I love how it starts and ends with the fat guy having an almost identical bite
>>22161034Fucking onion jumpscare
>>22159458this is the real ending to blood meridian
>>22161545Don't say that to the retarded boomers on /tv/. They'll assume you want to fuck her for not writing a four paragraph post about the decline of household cooking and their eternal hate for zoomers.
>>22161901/tv/ you say? Maybe you should meta the fuck back there...
>>22159458Writing homosexual ja/ck/ fan fiction is worse than anything he's ever done. You're probably one of those weirdos who leave gross sexual comments about sniffing seats on Joeys World Tour and Fooduse/fooddip/Bob videos.
>>22161084You also used to be a burglar Gino, so yeah, shut the fuck up
>>22162053> burglarLike a real one? Or like he stole recipes
>>22162059A real one, he was literally in prison for it.
>>22162063They take recipe theft very seriously in Italy it seems.
>>22161531It’s just Italian autism
>>22161039what was the at-birth assigned sex of this entity?
>>22159038He's a fat schizophrenic cultist faggot who nearly choked his son to death before having like four strokes
>>22161946no its true i was the judge
>>22161043This is the dumbest thing on the planet. Do people ask for this?
>>22162088He's fat and had two or three strokes. The rest is false. Jacks teenage drug addict son assaulted Jacks wife so Jack threw him to the floor and held him by the neck while yelling in his face that he couldn't assault women. Jack was in the right in that situation.
>>22161039Would.
>>22162106Do you think having a piece of shit dad drove him to be a drug addict?
>>22162106>Jack threw him to the floor and held him by the neck while yelling in his face that he couldn't assault womenhe said he was uncontrollably choking his child until his nose bled and couldn't stop himself, and seemed pretty proud of that. it's also only his side of the story if you want to believe people never twist the truth to make themselves look better. but he wasn't just "holding him by the neck".
>>22162106incorrect. it is ontologically impossible for Jack to be right about anything ever. the gravity of his stupidity is so immense that his every action reconfigures reality around it such that it becomes wrong, across all time and space. there is only one true moral theory and metaphysic in the universe and it is according to Jack's Law, which states that all Jack's thoughts, actions, utterances, ideas, and intentions are, always have been, and will always be wrong.
>>22162088> cultistWhat? Like is he in a cult or testing to be a cult leader?
>>2216177415 min in that thing is enough to properly cook chicken?
>>22162350I think those are tenders cut in half, so maybe?? Idk, i haven’t tried it
>>22157273is there a safe human version of this? asking for a friend that suffers often
>>22161871>>22157407Pay your child support Elon.
>>22161774the fuck is up with that grainy hard ass ''mozzarella''?
>>22161388Pretty sure that's mold
>>22162431cows are build different, some even have portholes
>>22162743lol
>>22156475>>22156466This is why it's only acceptable to me to see niggers starving if at all
>>22161391>>22161689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yeBmSFkC4this guy graduated from sniffing to sipping
>>22161689It's ethanol, you can even see on the pump it says it. Brazil uses pure ethanol for fuel sometimes.
>>22156466Love me a nice crispy green bean
>>22163052I meeeeean.. that explains how he was able to actually swallow without dying but it’s still crazy
>>22163269Yeah that dude is a hardcore alcoholic to be drinking pure ethanol like that. Most people would find it extremely painful.
>>22157323>Hair pulled back that tightNo wonder so many bitches have five-heads by 25 nowadays
>>22159733>"Formal" restaurant>Skater waiters on old rollerblades>Shake Bar>Random cooler selling liters of coke>Couches at dinner tablesI might just be uncultured, but WTF is this gaudy place
>>22163327>gaudyWelcome to rich India
>>22161388>moldy breadmhhh. my favorite
>>22163327based nigro-sapiens
>>22161039Damn, they make them different in the midwest
>>22157305I do that.And I wear socks and sandals.
>>22163327Mmmm, imagine all the industrial chemicals being infused in that meat :)
>>22163378Absolutely hate this>>22163384Love this
>>22161531Italian food is hilariously bad, everything famous "italian" is actually american-italian.
>>22163444Great digitsThe concept is sound, but actual execution just leads to cancer
>>22159902Greedy ass monkey
>>22163375weeeeee
>>22163375gyro pizza
>>22163375Entree Horizon
>>22157807>"They were being sarcastic, can't you tell?"NTA but no, actually, they can't.It's almost as if communicating via typed text that doesn't allow for any kind of accentuation or emphasis on particular words has some drawbacks, huh? Fucking idiot.
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>>22163516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jj-mMilRIg
>>22164160the way he pushes it towards the camera seems almost menacing
>>22163375How does he get out
>>22159904it was a charity stream and they were doing dumb shit on purpose for comedy
>>22164152brutal
>>22159462They have problems with zombies there.
>>22162189>The gravity of his stupidityIf he has a personal black hole it might be sucking out heat and thats why all the meat he makes turns out raw
>>22163271for you.
>>22161901If you browse /tv/ you are at bare minimum ok with pedophiles and more likely a pedophile yourself
>>22164152smartmy grand father grew up back in the fuckin woods in the north and whenever he would drink too much he would ramble about killing rabbits barehands when he was a kid.i think it fucked him up.
>>22164160The crust looks like drywall
>>22159682you would need to compress it to dangerous levels to store it so it would only really make sense to do it onsite with the cows, provided you have many cows, or connect it to natural gas pipelinessomeone will probably find a way to do it, but I'm sure it's a logistic and legal nightmare with not enough reward for the hassle.
>>22159305that looks amazing
