Where the fuck do you buy Hydrox? I swear they used to be in every dollar store in america like 10 years ago. Did they go out of business and nobody noticed? Fuck Oreo.
>>22156548well, look at what 'leaf brands' makesyeah they aren't doing well
>>22156570that's fucking grim
>>22156548>Where the fuck do you buy Hydrox?Probably the cleaning supplies aisle?
maybe don't name your cookie after a fucking cleaning productstupid ass bitches
>>22156744There was no such association a hundred years ago when that cookie dominated.
>>22156744>Introduced by the Loose-Wiles Biscuit Company (later known as Sunshine Biscuits) in 1908, the name was chosen to evoke qualities of purity, cleanliness, and wholesomeness.I'm gonna market some comfy creamie cookies and call them Borax
>>22156749>boratsPeople will start associating your snacks with Kazakhstan.
>>22156548>be hydrogen peroxide>existyeahnot sure what they were thinking here
>>22157011You gotta keep in mind the time they came out.They were the first of those cookies way at the early 1900s, the chemical names of oxygen and hydrogen to normal peoples ears probably sounded very different compared to today, very sciency and cool and high tech. They chose the name to evoke purity and cleanliness.
I will call my signature bouillon sochlor, so that it is associated with rich savouriness
>>22156548When I was a kid, my mom bought every off brand sandwich cookie there was (those were probably on the list). I went to county jail at 28 and bought Oreos off the store. I'm not sure if it was my first time eating them, but it FELT like it. No off brand cookie I tried approached Oreo texture and flavor.There's a lot of close off/store brand items (I love me some Malt O Meal), but not for Oreos.
>>22157125Mom should have spent more time teaching you right from wrong than scoring deals on cookies.
>>22157130But I lived pretty cheaply for the 9 years I was on my own before I got arrested. And jail taught me there were better cookies.
>>22156548I always got them at cracker barrel.
>>22156548>Proudly made in the USA>Amerca'sThey tried so hard to appeal to conservatives but failed lmao. Would have done better if they put gay shit on it unironically.
>>22157135>Cuz all the nigga loves is all that nigga knows, and the nigga that don't know much don't want much.>-Tijuana Jackson
>>22156548wow
>>22156581>Fruity FartsReal brain hurricane going on in that marketing department.
>>22157530Ok schizo
>>22156548I actually preferred these to oreos
oooreeeoeyooo-ohoooreeeoeyooo-ohhttps://youtu.be/nx8-J66yawM?si=bIKcp7S0pcwtJvi6
