Fuck this.Fuck whoever first had the idea to eat this.Fuck the god who created this cronenbergian nightmare.I am outta here.And I'm gonna say it: I'd rather eat Indian street food.
>>22157357so is it goose neck or barnacles? you cant have it both ways
OP here I forgot to mention I'm secretly gay and other people seeing me eating tiny dicklike creatures makes me paranoid
At the sushi place I worked at we had some kind of barnacles in sauce, it was amazing if these are anything like that I'd go to pound town
>>22157357A lot of seafood looks hideous before cooked.
>>22157431bro they ARE cookedthat's how you eat them
>>22157437I feel like there surely must be a better way to present this other than severed cursed baby penises. Like cut off all the non edible parts and make it into a crab cake like thing or maybe make a stew out of it like any other clam. You don't have to make it as unappealing as possible.
>>22157357Ive eaten these, very yummy. Like a lobsters butteriness with some clam flavor
>>22157470even worse after you cook them you literally have to circumcise them to be edible
