Yay! xD
>>22160149i was the anon who told you to contact them. glad to see it actually worked out
>>22160166basedThanks friendo
>>22160168that letter's worthy of framing and displaying on a wall
I'm reminded of the anon that thought the utz girl is holding a knife.
>>22160149>RachealIs that UTZ girl's name?
>>22160149What happened
>>22160200This
>>22160191That was the chick's name who sent me the letter and coupons
>>22160455She's hitting on you bro. You have to write her back. Don't fumble this
>>22160149What kind of chips are you going to get anon?
>>22160482Probably gonna try the spicy cajun crawtators
>>22160539Yum! Hopefully it's a good batch this time
>>22160149Ennoy your free chips anon
>>22160546Thanks frenIt's my two favorite thingsFree and food xD
>>22160592How do you know the cashier will honor your coupons? I would assume you were trying to scam me if you presented me with those fake looking coupons.
>>22160606The other side is legit looking, bar code and everything
>zappsTheir jalapeno chips are the best bar none, -if- they have the right amount of flavoring. Their chip texture is killer, but the flavor's been iffy lately. The crawtators aren't bad either, but I find them a bit one-note. 100% worth trying though since everyone tastes different.
>>22160622Post it
>>22160629You'll have to take my word for it fren
>>22160539do the dill ones or the red evil eye, it's spicy tomato
>>22160149I feel like 3 should be the minimum. I complained about some pickles that were mushy and off tasting and the pickle company only sent me 2 coupons, was unimpressed
>>22160713I also asked for a t-shirt but they just offered me 15% off some shit in their shop
>>22160606they have to it's a manufacturer coupon. the store gets paid from it. It's basically money that can only be spent on 1 product.t. I complained to Tyson during covid when they completely gave up on their products and were shipping bags full of scraps labeled as chicken tenders
>>22160713most companies will only send you a coupon for an exact replacement and not multiple bags. some companies won't even give you a replacement they just give you a discount on your next item.
>>22160149When will you be acquiring your free chips?
>>22161907yeah op should post his haul for us
>>22160149East Coast Best CoastShistain flyovers will NEVER know what its like to treat others and be treated like an actual human being
>>22160149Utz is getting bought out, soon, better use those coupons fast
>>22161975goy status: good
>>22160149
>>22160183I thought that when I saw the logo on a box of Halloween treats, the 'knife' even had a red outline. I was like "Damn, they're really dedicated to the holiday."
>>22161994East Coast people are mean and rude though. I've never been called a retard faggot by strangers in any other part of the country for just existing. It happened numerous times when I lived in Boston. Once I was walking in the rain with an umbrella that had a Van Gogh painting on it and a passing car intentionally splashed me, threw a mostly eaten McDonald's apple pie at me and yelled NICE UMBRELLAH FAGGOT in a strong Boston accent.
>>22160149>RachealNice anon. She sounds hot
>>22162141Have you tried not being a retarded faggot?
>>22162225I'm not though. East Coast people are just rude jerks. Especially New Englanders. I have countless stories of east coasters being rude and mean and violent for no reason at all. Like this one >going into Dunkin Donuts for an iced coffee in the winter>hold the door for the 40 something guy coming in behind me >he walks in and sneers and says I'm not yuh girlfriend yuh fuckin queeah>i turn 360 and quickly shuffle away
>>22162297So you didn't get the coffee you wanted because a stranger was mean to you? Sounds pretty faggy to me, bro.
>>22162141>BostonThey're called massholes for a reason.
>>22162141haha pwned faggit BOSTON RULEZ
>>22162141My bad, I was so excited to compliment your umbrella that the apple pie flew out of my hand
>>22160149>use the coupon>the worker gets specialized instructions to pollute your purchase with something unsanitaryNothing personell prole
>>22162775But not just any dirty, DIRTY(R).So he has to follow instructions carefully.
>>22162141this is the funniest thing ive read today
>>22162312I learned that the hard way. That moniker is very accurateAnother masshole storyI was riding my bike and a car slow rolled behind me then suddenly blew their horn to scared me. It worked. I got spooked and swerved into the back of a parked SUV. It was basically a cartoon face plant and I fell backwards on my bike and was all fucked up. All I heard was people in the car howling with laughter and a FUUUUUCCCKKKK YOOOOOUUUUU as they drove away. I had a busted swollen lip and the side of my face was all bruised up. The worst part is I was supposed to go on a double date with a friend and his girlfriend and a girl they were trying to set me up with that night. Had to call it off because my lower lip was so swollen I could flap it up and down by bobbing my head and the side my face looked beat up.
>>22162141KWAB
>>22160210Burnt chippo? Did you not eat it? I woulda eaten it.
>>22163455Thank you for brightening my day.
>>22160625come on man, you're sleeping on zapp's voodoo chips? they even have pretzels now.
>>22162141okay but depending on which van gogh it was you might have deserved it
>>22163530Have another.I was walking around downtown Boston and smoking a cigarette after doing some shopping and having lunch when a 50 something sloppy unkempt Latinx guy stopped me and asked for a cig. I gave him one and kept walking. He matched my stride and started talking to me and asking and saying weird stuff like "are you in a band", "have I seen you play at [local gay bar], "what are you into", "what are you doing tonight", "where do you live", "do you want to come over to my place to drink beer and smoke weed". I gave him one word NO answers and vague responses and kept walking faster because I could tell he was trying to get me to go to his place to do gay stuff and possibly rob and assault me. He was eyeing me up and down and staring at my penis bulge in my jeans. Finally I said something like "I'm not gay and I'm not interested, I gotta go". Then he lost it and started screaming at me WHAT, YOU DONT LIKE FAGGOTS, HUH? YOU HATE FAGS? YOU HATE FAGS DONT YOU? YOU DONT LIKE PUERTO RICANS OR SOMETHIN? HEEEYYY THIS GUY HERE HATES FAGGOTS AND LATINOS! HE HATES GAYS! HES RACIST! This was the middle of downtown during the day so there were tons of people who saw and heard this and stared at us. I ran into the train station and luckily he didn't follow but as I was running down the stairs I could hear him still screaming THAT GUYS A RACIST AND HE HATES FAGGOTS. In the ten years I lived in Boston stuff like that happened all the time. It was like interacting with GTA NPCs
>>22163622this sounds like a normal interaction in memphis, atlanta, or new orleans. in new orleans a guy tried to buy the shoes off my feet this way on magazine street, and in memphis a man cornered a girl i knew pinning her to a chair and only fucked off when he unexpectedly got a phone call from one of his 15 cell phones hidden in his trench coat, giving her time to run and hide. it's probably worse in portland or parts of california, but this also seems like a normal nyc interaction.>>22160149enjoy your chips op, and if you can try the lowcountry kettle kind. they have a great bloody mary and spicy pimento cheese since you like the cajun crawtators.
>>22162297some people like to amble along at their own pace.by holding the door, you've obligated him to speed up and interact with you. it's actually very annoying to have this happen without your consent
>>22163653that really sounds like a him problem. unless anon was holding the door open when he was fairly far away, he's just being an asshole because he thinks basic politeness means anon was trying to feminize him. if you do make a show of holding it open when they're more than directly behind you, it becomes a passive aggressive power struggle. arguably that's far more feminine.
>>22163668The guy was a few steps behind me. The choice was holding the door or letting it slam in his face. I didn't make a show of it. I just held the door with my arm behind me without even really looking at the guy as people do when someone enters a door right behind you. At the time I didn't know people in Boston interpreted basic politeness between two male strangers as weakness and they take it a step further by interpreting what they see as weakness or submission as spreading your ass for men.
>>22163719>BostonOh, sounds like typical city gruffness.
>>22163719yeah, he was just being an asshole then. that same kind of guy likely flips his shit if a woman holds the door open for him too, taking it over to hold it for her instead. he thinks you were trying to make him your bitch by behaving like a decent, normal human being. they can't conceptualize doing something for someone without wanting to put it in them so obviously that must have been what you were trying to do.hilariously it means he thinks about his hypothetical taking-it-up-the-ass often enough to be concerned about it. maybe if he just sucked someone off he'd behave less like a faggot.
