So what are your opinions on gummies? Love them? Hate them? Feel neutral? Do you regularly buy gummies or only every once in a while or never? Would you buy and/or eat a giant gummy such as the webm example? What kind of gummies do you like most? Do you prefer sweet or sour gummies? What shape gummies do you prefer? Personally gummies are probably my favorite non-chocolate candy. I hate hard candy.
>>22160725What’s your favorite? I like Haribo peaches and the crunchy berries, but their regular stuff if too hard.
>>22160725I'm trying to find sour ones, like i had as a kid, but its either my age or those fucks are starting to pussy out on sour stuff.
>>22160725i never knew they made gummy bears this big
>>22160760By this point they've made literally everything and nothing is an original idea anymore. Don't act surprised.
i remembered that as a gross little boy there was a big bowl of sour gummies that my parents left out for me and my siblings and when no one was looking i sucked off all the sour sugar and then put the entire gummy back in the bowl till all the gummies were in the bowl with the sour sugar sucked off. it pissed off my siblings and i thought it was pretty funny. and since my parents weren't around when i did it my parents didn't know which of us to blame so i basically got off free. my siblings didn't even know which of us did it actually but of course i knew it was me. i was holding in my laughter but acted pissed off too as if i knew nothing
>>22160725in the fruit snack world, i remember there were normal gummies, then there were these better kinds that were almost like a kind of semi firm paste. those were good but i don't know if they still make them in today's fallen world. as far as gummies or big ones, i wouldn't buy them, but i wouldn't say no either.
>>22160885Shit I actually did the exact same thing but with pretzels and sucking the salt off of pretzels
>>22160906Not penises?
People have opinions on gummies?
>>22160885>>22160906That gives me vibes of that South Park episode where the fat kid Cartman ate all the chicken skins and all his friends were left with skinless chicken and they got so mad they all collectively decided to start ignoring him and he started to think he was a ghost because no one would acknowledge him. Hilarious episode by the way. Go watch it if you haven't. Even if you don't like South Park in general go at least watch that one episode it's like the best episode of the entire show and one of the best episodes out of anything ever. You won't regret it.
>>22160928I know a guy whose sister did that whenever their family got fried chicken and they were foolish enough to leave her alone with it. She graduated valedictorian and married into a money, he stole my angle grinder and sold it for drug money. Go figure.
>>22160934>married into a moneyMarried into money*
>>22160885>>22160906>>22160934This shit makes me glad to be an only child. If anyone pulled that shit on me they'd be getting KOed. No idea why so many consider being an only child to be a bad thing.
>>22160961>No idea why so many consider being an only child to be a bad thing.In my experience most of the "you were an only child so you wouldn't understand" criticism was a response to me getting mad about something I own getting broken.
>>22160961>they'd be getting KOedYou wouldn't do shit and you'd probably cry. Whatta pussy
>>22160725let's play a game of lime or green apple...lime or green apple...hmmm...
I bought a bunch of Hulk Hogan gummies a few years ago from his website. After you eat a few you start to feel sick. They taste good though. They are good right before bed but before you brush your teeth.
>>22161299God I hope it's lime. Green apple is the worst candy flavor besides perhaps banana and grape.
>>22161349Oh snap that reminds me. The original lime Skittles versus the green apple ones that replaced it. The lime Skittle wasn't even my most favorite but God I hated the green apple ones so fucking much. They didn't go well with the other flavors at all. I'm not exactly a huge fan of the grape Skittles but they're still a million times better than the green apple ones. Thank God they reverted back to lime. My personal flavor ranking would go something like strawberry > lemon > lime > orange > grape >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> green apple
>>22161414Not sure if I'm whatever the taste version of color blind is called if that's even a thing that exists and has a name but is there supposed to be a difference between lemon and lime in terms of taste? I swear they always taste the exact same to me. I didn't really mind green apple Skittles because having both lemon and lime to me is like having the same flavor twice. Just one is colored yellow and the other green.
>>22161454yeah you really are "taste blind." lime and lemon taste completely different and it's not even close. in fact i love lime but hate lemon with a passion. and ironically enough i love the color yellow and feel neutral at best about the color green. funny how that works
>>22160760You do now baby ;)
>>22161481at least it's not a fucking gummy worm or gummy snake lol
>>22161542Gummy snakes at least look exactly like the animal they're supposed to be. Gummy worms can easily be mistaken for dildos.
>>22161613real worms do kinda look like dildos too to be fair. if only they were much larger and thicker they'd look exactly like dildos
Just imagine...
>>22161971Yup. (Sound)https://litter.catbox.moe/0v47wf294xf45ebs.mp4
>>22160961I think people who grew up with siblings figured out early on it’s retarded to KO someone instead of working it out some how. Punishment sure, but jumping straight to KO usually gets you punished too, making you the mad retard
I got one of the 5 pounders like 9 years ago. would pull that little man out of the freezer and slice some delicious gummy bear ham
I like my gummies with a little extra.
>>22160725My favorite kind of candies that I still eat occasionally. The swedish fish is sort of on its own level but peach rings are also really damn good.I don't know if you consider them more of a gummy bean but I lean towards Gummy and I also really like the Trolli eggs.
>>22162030she kissed it
>>22162249Mmm...
>Toys R Us opens in a mall near me>Has a candy store where I can buy bulk gummies by weightRadical.
>>22160906why not just eat salt
>>22162283>I watch the kids play SNES and Sega Genesis
>>22162030>>22162249>>22162278Her parents should be shot
>>22162294Kys freak
>>22162319>admits itSad fuck.
>>22162326Choke on your bullshit
>>22162030Oh God not that stupid little girl again...https://archived.moe/ck/thread/22141519/#22141580https://archived.moe/ck/thread/22139785/#q22141588Did you not learn your lesson as shown in the archives where the link containing the little girl as well as all replies to it were deleted as shown by the trash can icons? And why is it always the candy threads? First the lollipop thread then the gummy worm thread and now this thread too?
>>22162030Anon nooooooo!
>>22160928thanks ChatGPT
>>22162345god accusing everyone of writing with chatgpt is SO yesterday august 20 2026...
>>22162343>why do you only post the candy webm in the candy threadsreally cant wrap your head around that huh
>>22162343Bald pussy fuck nu 4ch
Oh God this thread went from actually somewhat productive and funny discussion about the OP topic and now at least over half of the replies are about that stupid video of the little girl which was already talked about and deleted in other threadsIt's lowkey like a curse where every time that video is posted all the discussion is derailed to turn to all about itMight as well just delete the entire thread as soon as that video is postedSomewhat similar to a Little Debbie thread that was deleted because some asshole posted an Asian woman skinning a frog alive
>>22162365Only a pedo would say some shit like that, idiot. Seriously. Kys freak.
>>22162398Mmm stop being a yummy dummy. Ur a bad man DX
>>22162398>some asshole posted an Asian woman skinning a frog alivei'm not a fan of either video but to be fair the frog video is WAY worse than the video of the little girl and it's not even close
>>22162420It’s not about which is worse, they both derail on purpose
>>22162398>>22162420>>22162421both of those guys are absolutely insufferable. i hate them so much. and i wonder what do they even get out of it besides making people mad. and since 4chan skews much older than most other sites these guys are most likely 30+ year olds with no life. they're not edgy teenagers who have the excuse of youth
>>22162434Arrested development at edgy teen level desuOr, if i may put on my tinfoil hatWe’re not allowed to have fun here.The advertisement threads don’t get those guys. Or maybe they do, i never get in them lol There’s so much rage bait all the tiiime
>>22162434>>22162440>I am not 4chan please ostracize meKys you fucking normie
>>22162449You are an obtuse faggotPic rel
>>22162449Purposefully derailing threads with the same repetitive shit is not even funny it's just stupid and annoying.
>>22162461>>22162460Just stop you dumb cunts. How easy you are to not take a joke and be offended in the least. You are shit and why we don't have good content on this antiquated chan anymore. Fuck. Off. Stop replying.
>>22162473There's a difference between a joke and just being obnoxious. What you guys are doing is the equivalent of shouting really loudly in someone's ear and trying to pass it off as comedy. It's not even funny all you're doing is making noise.
>>22162497Fuck off. Two posts out of many dumb shit. Go back to your safe MySpace.
>>22162507MySpace hasn't even been a thing since like 2008.
>>22162515Kys bitch gb2gaiaFucking kids
>>22160725Might be an unpopular opinion but I fucking hate the red and the blue candy flavors. So I hate cherry, strawberry, and raspberry/blue raspberry. My favorites are yellow and orange so lemon and...well orange lol. Everyone looks at me as if I'm a psychopath when I say this. You can keep all your red Skittles and your red and pink Starbursts. I don't want 'em.
>>22162593damn you monster cherry and blue raspberry are the best ones
>>22162593>>22162615Speaking of blue raspberry who the fuck came up with that name "blue raspberry" anyway? It's not even a real fruit. Black raspberry could've worked better if anything or just blackberry.
>>22162633i'm pretty sure the reason blue raspberry was invented was because they already had so many red flavors and they needed something to make raspberry stick out more and blue is obviously one of the most popular colors out there if not the most popular color and so blue raspberry was a genius answer to all that
>>22162656That's the same reason you always see green apple in candy but almost never just apple or red apple. Green is otherwise only really taken by lime so not that many green flavors overall. There's watermelon but that's more rare.
>>22161971Oh shit I thought the 4 segmented gummy worm at the beginning WAS the surprise. I don't think I've ever seen a gummy worm with 4 colors.
>>22162704i have seen one of those before but i'm pretty sure it was a manufacturing error because all the other gummy worms in the bag only had 2 colors and it was the only one with 4
>>22162473> good content> pedo bait and animal cruelty that’s deleted every timePost gummies if you’re so concerned.
>>221619710:30 wait gummy worms have smiley faces? how the hell did i never find out?
Albanese sour gummy bears are genuinely incredible and mog every other gummy bear on the market. All of their gummy bears are really good, though.All gummies pale in comparison to a good, fresh peach ring, though.The yellow Swedish fish that taste like elderflower get an honorable mention, especially the sour ones. Red ones are truly disgusting, though.Shaq gummies are the lowest tier of awful and disappointing shit-gummies I have ever had the displeasure of purchasing
>>22162971maybe you're cursed and got only frowning ones even if every gummy worm smiles
>>22160725I'm not even all that into gummies but damn that gummy bear looks good. And though it's scripted for the video the guy biting the gummy bear seems to genuinely be enjoying it. It doesn't look like he's just acting.
>>22163153same bro. it looks really juicy and not hard at all. i hate gummies that are dry and/or really hard to chew. and i love green flavors such as lime and green apple too
>>22163230Shaq gummies are the absolute WORST for that. Or it’s my gas station only selling stale ones. It’s been super disappointing.
>>22162971To be fair not all of them do. Depends on the brand. Some have more detailed molds than others. See Haribo Goldbears vs Albanese gummy bears for example. Haribos don't even look like actual bears all that much while Alabanese definitely do right down to the little toe beans. Same applies to gummy worms.
I wish there were meat flavored gummies. imagine gummy chickens that taste like chicken or gummy cows that taste like beef. why doesn't this exist?
>>22164050WTF? That sounds so fucking cursed LMAO. While you're at it why not make gummy vegetables and gummy mushrooms? Gummy broccolis that taste like broccoli and gummy potatoes that taste like potatoes? Or I know why not other gummy sweets like gummy chocolate or gummy caramel or gummy peanut butter? On second thought the gummy sweets doesn't sound so cursed and I'm surprised has never been done yet.
>>22160749make your own
>>22164179>i dont like vegetablesok
>>22164050I think it would be too difficult to get a concentrated meat flavor. No one likes watered down flavors, so how do you really get that savory extract to make the gummy form good? It’s super easy with fruit flavonoids, sugar, and citrus. Veggies and mushrooms cooould be done, but it’d be hard to end up without too much grassy or bitter flavors
>>22160725I once got given a giant gummy for Christmas. It was such a pain in the ass to deal with, a bag of normal sized ones would have been 100x better.
>>22164200yeah i remember begging for one of these for my birthday or christmas or whatever back when i was like 10 or so and though i was beyond excited like i had never been before at first but then when i actually got around to eating it...yeah. it tasted amazing at first but then when having to put the rest away to eat for later on the following days it got all gross and sticky and just wasn't the same anymore. i'd recommend if someone were to buy one of these just make the giant gummy bear your meal for the day eating nothing before so you can finish it in one sitting without having to put it away and it becoming gross and sticky
>>22164200>>22164216i'm pretty sure the intention is for it to be shared at a big party not to be eaten on its own
>>22160725I love long gummy candies.
>>22164228Would be funny, getting out the carving knives to serve your guests cuts of gummy bear.
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>>22164256okay that image is just kind of disturbing. just the whole idea of putting realistic eyes on top of a cartoon character
>>22164250kek that would be pretty funny actually
>>22164189chicken broth already has gelatin in it. you would just have to increase the content so it becomes solid at room temperature.
>>22161312RIP Hogan. Hulkamania still lives in our hearts.
>>22160725I want one of these but in blue raspberry instead
>>22164620fuck that everyone knows cherry is where it's at
>>22160725are vitamin gummy enjoyers allowed here? I enjoy these magnesium gummies as they are tender pectin-based and have a pleasant mixed berry flavor
>>22164050not exactly what you're looking for but try black garlic. It's got those deep umami flavors in a gummy-like consistency
>>22164256>>22164316What about realistic eyes on top of a real person then? Is that any better for you? Btw picrel is me after I've had a few pot brownies.
>>22164663One summer as a kid I ate a whole bunch of these without my parents knowing and then I had the worst diarrhea I have ever had in my life to this day. Everything was fine at first but then I had to fart only it wasn't just a fart and then I really ran to the toilet like the Flash and began to completely explode in there and my parents wondering wtf is going on and I was just completely exploding all over the toilet bowl. Sorry to say all this gross shit in a food board but it's a warning to not eat too much of these vitamin gummies.
>>22164698okay you REALLY didn't need to provide all the details. you literally could've just said>One summer as a kid I ate a whole bunch of these without my parents knowing and then I started to feel extremely sick and regretted it.no one wants to know about your diarrhea and how you had to run to the bathroom and what you were doing in the bathroom and stuff
>>22164712fr can people like plz like not be gross?
>>22164679okay that's somehow even worse than the the incredibles (or "the edibles" in this case) one
>>22164663What does magnesium do for the bod? I would like to up my vitamin game
>>22164517Right, but do you want a chicken broth gummy or a chicken gummy? I think it would take a ton of chicken to boil enough broth down to make a batch of gummies. Assuming you aren’t going for a brothy flavor.. i don’t think it would be worth the cost
>>22164810removes symptoms of magnesium deficit, such as tiredness and face muscle spasmsif you want to level up your vitamin game, do a blood test, don't just blindly take random vitamins, you probably don't need most of them
>>22164813The Germans have already made this cursed idea possible, in this case it's a giant pork gummy with its own veggies included. Wa la
>>22164698
>>22164836Neat, thanks!
>>22164836you can take them if they're tasty
>>22160725DUDEWEEDDUDE