What was the real reason that farmers used to feed beef burgers to swans?
Because chicken burgers weren't invented yet.
>>22160940Short answer: Flotation.
>>22160940I throw a fucking cow on you when you least expect it
>>22160940Boomers had it so good in the 90s they thought ground beef was a comically cheap bird feed
>>22160940If you fill a swan's stomach up with beefburgers, it's full of fat, it'll float better
>he likes American things
>>22160940DAAAAANNNNN !!!!!