>wins the fast food wars
>>22161985Then why do other fast food places still exist?
>>22162040Its so trashy but so cool
>>22161985Biden raised it to $6.50 and you have to pay an extra $1 for "extra most bestest" if you want it to have the original amount of pepperoni and cheese instead of a shrinkflated version.
LC Detroit Style FUCKS and i refuse to pretend it doesn't
>>22162040>better have those greasy quarterly earnings reports on my desk by noon, anon!
>>22162040A circus for Caesar
>>22162040This is what's in the alleyway between those buildings. Guess since Little Caesars doesn't currently sell spaghetti, having an independent spaghetti stand out by the dumpsters wasn't a threat to the brand.
Would it have won had they not fucked up in the 90's?
I mean, when other places are charging 20 fucking bucks for a meal, it really is a steal.
>>22162085Biden did a number on us. Why do Republicans always have to do the dirty work? I'm tired of timing things. I don't want feasts of the golden age and famine wherevinlitetalky don't know I can get meat again. I'll never forget that non-president.
Can they at least make a plate or bowl without the deadly brrrrrrrread?
>>22162824The final evolution
>>22162040Do they?
The last time I tried to get a $5 Hot-N-Ready pepperoni apizz they charged me $8.99...
>>22162822>wherevinlitetalkyprices got jacked up for almost every cost of living in the entire world post covid, i don't think biden was mentally capable enough to do anything related to this
>>22162117It is astronomically hard to fuck up a Detroit Deep Dish pizza. The design is air tight. The only point of failure is the dough and to do it right is to just let it rise long enough
>>22161985Last time I tried to buy little Caesars they wouldn't take a $50 I asked if she would take 2 $20 and a $10 said sure, so I called her a dumb nigger and left fuck nigger retards
>>22163194Same thing happened to me at Taco Bell. The war on cash, combined with inflation, means soon it will be difficult to pay for anything without an electronic transaction. I can see a store not wanting to break a $100 for a small order but when you have an order that's forty something dollars and they won't accept a $50, that's fucked up. In 1969 when bills larger that $100 were discontinued, a $100 was worth over $900 in today's money. Now stores get upset over you trying to pay with a $50.
If I ever lose my current job I think I'd look into franchising a Little Caesars. Seems like a fun job but I think I'd die from obesity after just a few years.
>>22162223kek
>>22162223Time to bring back the big bucket of spaghetti.
>>22163662I think my total was $48 they're excuse was we don't accept big bills because people might rob the store, niggers are just retarded the same amount of money would still be in the drawer
>>22164240the north remembers
>>22163019No one said he did it on purpose. Only that it was allowed to happen under his stumbling.
>>22164409He did it on purpose. Attacking Little Caesars is attacking Americans directly. The $5 hot'n'ready was a lifeline for working class Americans and he took it away.
They definitely won in Mexico. It makes sense: make a noticeably cheap product, charge a cheaper price than competitors. Fast food burgers and sandwiches are fucked.
>>22163024>The design is air tight.No it's not, fag.1. quality ingredients (and proper BRICK cheese)2. proper dough Hydration and 3 day Fermentation3. proper pan4. proper oven and tempare KEY factors
>>22165043lol, imagine trying to gentrify a pizza that was originally made in fucking drip pans and parts trays bro, you got scammed if you think there's a """PROPER PAN""" for Detroit Deep Dish beyond "Literally Any Deep Rectangle You Can Find"
>>22165195>originally made in fucking drip pans and parts traysYou know the saying:>You've come a long way baby..And yes, there actually is a """PROPER PAN""" for this type of pie.Do you deny that Type of metal + Thickness of said metal and Angled edges of said pan contribute to Texture and Quality of said pie?ok...
>>22165204>Do you deny that Type of metal + Thickness of said metal and Angled edges of said pan contribute to Texture and Quality of said pie?i deny that it's necessary to reach the base level required to make a really good Detroit Deep Dish, you prissy ass bitch lmao.also thanks for confirming that you were seriously dumb enough to buy a deep dish pizza pan, holy shit is that embarrassing lmao
>>22165195Imagine not knowing what weight of leftover motor oil should be in the pan when trying to make authentic Detroit style pizza.
>>22165210>i deny that it's necessaryI'm done conversing with ignorant niggas for the day.You do you.
>>22162085Yeah he did but they have a deal right now where the $5 hot and ready is back but you have to buy 2 at a time. Of course, you can only do it online or through the app. But still. Two large pizzas for $10 total is a hell of a deal in 2026
>>22161985>One pizza is 2200 calories No wonder murricans are so fat.
>>22162117That's because Detroit pizza is the best pizza hands down.
it's a $9 Hot'n Ready, here in WA
>>22164377Huh. That Baby Pan Pan amounts to deep dish by the slice.
>>22166268Buy one pizza a day and your calorie needs are met. Pretty good for five bucks.
they don't even make hot-n-readys anymore
>>22166563They do, but it depends on the location. In ghettos where they're super fucking busy, probably not.
>>22162085Why are retarded Biden posters still up but anything criticizing trump gets taken down? Janny must be in iran
>>22166858Relax liberal, don't have a panic attack or spray your gender fluid
>>22161985>all in places I'd never drive toMeanwhile, there's a Marco's, Domino's, and Papa John's right near me.
>>22167047Thank you, goyim
>>22161985
>>22167365whenever i see the hamburger people from both sides of their two political parties argue about giving money to israel, the first thought that pops up in my head is the happy merchant>heavily critique other party for giving money to holy land>later send money to holy land>repeat every time there is a new top hamburger persongreatest ally
I really dislike "extra gooey cheese" and think it looks gross in all the pizza marketing. It's much better when it hardens a little, the flavor profile of cheese and butter really improve by not being melted.
>>22167395You lost, achmed.
>>22161985It’s not $5 anymore.
>>22168508They have a special right now that's 2 for $10. So $5 each, though if you only want one pizza and not two, you're out of luck.
>>22168663Get both, keep one to share and then stuff the other one in a rival neighbor's mailbox.
Being an adult has ruined fast food for me I only think "I can make 5 pounds of roast chicken with that money!"
>>22166327Can't remember the last time I had LC's because of the crazy prices in WA. If I want cheap pizza I go to costco.
>>22167395>Both sides are badOne side is considerably more retarded in just about everything they do. The other just shoots themselves in the foot. A lot
>>22161985Americans ruin everything
>>22169955Then what's your excuse for your own life foreigner?
>>22164617I saw some teenagers go up to a taqueria with Liru Sisa boxes and asked for pastor. They all immediately knew what they wanted without needing details. The pizza boxes were handed over, opened, and pastor meat was added as topping on the pizza. I was astounded at their genius.
I win
>>22170168Actually great. Warms my heart to see the fast food jew get fucked
>>22170156It doesn't hurt to ask a taquero if they'll do that. They might charge you the same as a plate of the standard x amount of tacos worth of meat or pastor though.
>>22162822Does the guy that does the shopping for your cult not tell you what the prices at the store are? I can't even afford beef
>>22170201dont worry he fixed it now, art of the deal. he just imported 300k pounds of product for ground beef from undisclosed foreign nations to be sold at 25% lower than normal prices
>>22170201no one can unprint all that money shat out during covid.
>>22164377Jesus.We USED to be a Country…
Do you guys like Little Caesar's stuffed crust? One of the reasons I've been ride-or-die with Pizza Hut so long is that I'm convinced they still have the best stuffed crust, and that's really the only reason to get a major chain's pizza versus buying local. I've tried Little Caesar's stuffed crust, Domino's stuffed crust, and Papa John's stuffed crust. Papa John's sucked; Papa John's sucks in general. Little Caesar's and Domino's aren't bad. But I'm just not sure they've dethroned the Hut.
>>22170545The Hut dethroned itself desu
>>22162117Too bad it's 3x as expensive as their usual pizzas.
>>22170179that's approximately $10 worth of ingredients anon
>>22170545stuffed crazy crust is the best stuffed crust imo. If you don't want the extra sloppa on the crust then I guess pizza hut is better, but even they add """"butter"""" after cooking now unless you uncheck the option during ordering.
>>22161985>tfw no LC near me where I moved, only overpriced chains and local joints>gotta get frozen if I want a cheap pizza
>>22163024>It is astronomically hard to fuck up a Detroit Deep Dish pizzaI've seen Little Caesars do it. I don't even order it anymore because when it's bad it's worse than their standard pizza while costing more.
>>22171797All the major chains have a cheap large carryout pizza. $10 for Pizza Hut 3 topping and $9 for Papa John's 1 topping near me.
>>22163801>Seems like a fun jobFranchising a fast food place?It's notIt's not fun at all
>>22171797honestly the Red Baron Classic Crust is both cheaper and tastes better than any major chain pizza
>>22170168>$44 savings>$24 billWait, this shit was going to cost $68 without discounts?!
>>22172373unironically yes, if you ordered each of those items individually without any "deals" or "coupons" you would have wound up paying something like>$22 each for the large 2 topping 'zas>$12 each for for the sides
>>22172032No? Working actually at a fast food place is miserable but the franchise owners always seem like dissociated business guys who drive a nice car and don't suffer
>>22172386If the business fails then they liquidate. Their stress levels might not be that high if they still have a shit ton of cash after dealing with red tape or they're experienced.
>>22170168What are you beta testing? Estrogen? You got $5 knocked of for that.
>>22171769People say this, but I swear the recipe or the oil they used changed and it re-throned in like the last 3 years or so? I'm in Canada so diff supply chains.
Their Hot and Ready is better now than it used to be but I still prefer EMB or the Detroit style. Cheezy puffs, stuffed crazy bread and ICB are also great. But dominos and Pizza Hut have better brownies.
>>22170168damn how you getting and stacking all them coups
>>22173555It literally says he's a beta taster
>>22161985Have you ever eaten it? I don’t care how profitable it is, it’s cardboard.
>>22161985thanks for the motivation to make dinner and make pizza dough
>>22161985dominoes won
I'm gonna go play 2.5 hours of pickleball tomorrow morning and get a pizza and some low thc/high cbd edibles and be fat for the rest of the day after.For me, it's the Goatse Box.
>>22171784Carbs are dirt cheap and pizza is 90% carbs. Max $3 worth of ingredients and thats assuming they aren’t getting bulk discounts and cheaping out on ingredients. The biggest cost is labor and rent desu.
