Who doesn't enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip?
>>22162487everyone whose mom didn’t feed them slop sandwiches growing up
>>22162487This gives you cancer. If a machine is needed to make it, it causes cancer.
>>22162487I prefer whole egg mayonnaise.
>>22162487that shits real good for creating slip and fall hazards, not much else
>>22162487I actually like it, unique taste but somehow it expires much faster than equivalent mayonnaise and that makes it hard to justify purchasing.
I promise you, this is single-handedly the worst manufactured product the U.S. has ever made. It was made during the Depression because we were lacking product during World War II, so it’s not even like a real product——it’s manufactured. I don’t recommend it. It tastes terrible, and if you really wanted to, here’s a good demonstration: make two batches of tuna salad, one with one brand, whatever you wanna call this substance, Miracle Whip, and one with a mayonnaise, whether it be an avocado variant or egg-based. That’s up to you entirely, but please, I recommend trying it because Miracle Whip is manufactured.—
>>22162626Anything that is made could be said to be "manufactured"
>>22162495silly person detected
i'm a dukes enjoyer.nothing else comes close.
>>22162637let me dump it down for you. Egg yolk + oil + acid + vigorous whisking = emulsion thus a product for consumption. When I say manufactured, I mean it was commercially formulated to replicate something that already existed, rather than being made through the traditional process.
>>22162650Yeah... go ahead and dump it down, friendo
>>22162670>mayo :(>mayo, with vinegar :D
>>22162641...to being this shitty
>>22162730.. well, yesmayo is made with an acid, usually vinegar or lemon juice
>>22162650Dump it down Lmfao
>You will literally die if you eat this,!!!! Auuughhhhhhh iss DEEEEAAAATHKys dumb pussy cunts. Tired of your shielded upbringing shit.
>>22162487I'm glad my Speedway has Miracle Whip in packets.
>>22162487I prefer it to mayo. >>22162626If you're going to try something avacado based with tuna salad just use guacamole. Manufactured is a meaningless term. Sounds like the same bullshit Eurofags use against American cheese because they're scared of sodium citrate since baking soda and a fucking lemon is heckin chemicals!Neck yourself you stupid faggot.
>>221628314 big packets of ‘racle whip for 1 sandwich? absurd
>>22162842It should be beef based. Not some commie shit from the worst state.
>>22162855you mean use beef tallow? who the fuck has ever done that
>>22162487Miracle whip robbed me of the joy of mayonnaise for the first 20 years of my life.Was absolutely disgusted by "Mayonnaise" ever since I was a kid, I would refuse to eat it and thought it tasted rancid.Only later did I learn miracle whip isn't mayonnaise and was created during the great depression as a shelf stable, cheaper, alternative to mayonnaise..I made a point to try actual mayonnaise and what do you know it's delicious on sandwiches, did my tastes change, no I tried miracle whip again and it still tastes bad.Dukes is awesome!
ketchup is better than mayonnaise
MW is the diet of mayonnaise. Might as well be eating fake meat at that point.
>>22162487mayo is disgusting tasting.miracle whip is just mayo with extra steps.
>>22162650>rather than being made through the traditional processa process like... manufacturing?
>>22162495>If a machine is needed to make it, it causes cancer.
>>22162487Back where I grew up there was a local chain of sandwich shops called Hungry Hobo. If you asked for mayo they gave you Miracle Whip by default unless you insisted in actual mayo.
>>22162986dukes goes hard. i apply the mayo to sandwich, and i lick the knife so none of the mayo goes to waste.
>>22162487i havent had this for probably 30 years but i remember the delicious flavor of a ham and cheese sandwich when i was growing up that i havent been able to recreate, and i think it was because it used miracle whip..
>>22162626>It was made during the Depression because we were lacking product during World War II, so it’s not even like a real product——it’s manufactured.
miracle whip is good but it doesn't have the same use cases as mayonnaise. it's not a mayonnaise replacement.
>>22162487It goes good with peanut butter as a sandwich
